Marg Helgenberger is now the single hot old chick from CSI

December 1st, 2008 // 46 Comments

Marg Helgenberger (CSI) and her husband of 19 years Alan Rosenberg have separated, according to People:

“After 19 years of marriage, Marg and Alan have decided to take some time apart,” the actress’s rep said Monday. “They love and respect each other and remain committed to their family.”

These pictures aren’t the greatest, but Marg Helgenberger has to be one of the hottest old broads on television. And I say that with all due respect to the elderly. Also, she’s on the only decent version of CSI that doesn’t make me feel like I’ve been pummeled in the face with dumb. No, really, have you ever watched CSI: Miami? Whoever told David Caruso he can act needs to be shot with a cannon. “Look at me! I’m taking off my sunglasses. One Emmy, please.”

Oh yeah, I went there.

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  1. penis

    FRIST????????

  2. Gerald_Tarrant

    I’d hit it.

  3. isitin

    I’d jump that in a heart beat.

  4. Sesame Street

    “hot old chick”

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

    Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
    Did you guess which thing just doesn’t belong?
    If you guessed “old” is not like the others,
    Then you’re absolutely…right!

  5. Slaappy

    I’d check those ginger snaps out for sure!

  6. Samantha

    Nobody wants to fuck grandma’s pussy.

  7. Kiss My Ass Elmo

    I’ll tell you where else you can go Fish. Go take that botox contest off the site completely. Seriously, was there even one funny entry within that entire contest? That shit sucked an angry kicking donkey’s balls.

  8. Bob

    Maybe… If i was alone in a bar with her.. with no other options, the bar was closing…. maybe…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  9. havoc

    That’s sad when Lindsey Lohan looks older than this chick….

    .

  10. Fernanado Narcos

    #9-havoc,you are one intelligent human being,and I’m not just typing that because I was thinking the same exact thing.

  11. Mr. Noodle

    Actually, Elmo, that “contest” was a method of collecting email addresses to sell to the advertisers on this site. Maybe one of them sells spam filters.

  12. Id bang her in every hole, there! now veggi will be relax i stir away from the ass fixation!

    David Caruso was a dynamic actor in movies like Mad dog, Kiss of Death ect…i just dont know what happen to em!

  13. Oedipus

    I’d part those silver-white pubes and lick every freckle and splotch on her loose flappy granny labia.

  14. Amanda

    I cannot agree more with you about CSI: Miami. I love the Los Vegas version, but good christ! And that dumb blonde can’t remember to speak in her very non-convincing southern accent 100% of the time.

  15. Kiss My Ass Elmo

    #11 OK there was one funny thing about the contest. When people wrote their email within the comment box for the whole world to see. I laughed so hard, I had to check for skid marks.

  16. Randal

    Randal is looking forward to when Bad Girl’s Club doesn’t make it past the first season, then the advertisements will be gone.

    What’s worse? Having to put up with celebrity shots and blurbs from girls on the show here on The FISH.

    Randal has a headache just thinking about it.

    Randal

  17. Barak Obama

    Granny or not, this lady has a very nice set of tits.

    Oh, those sheep who voted for me and are waiting for their second stimulus check, it’s in the mail. Honest.

  18. friendlyfires

    David Caruso on CSI is a weak tea version of Jack Lord on Hawaii Five -O.
    Book ‘em Danno!

  19. It’s going to be hot *removes sunglasses* in the city tonight….

  20. Too bad I only have a vienna sausage for a penis. But it would fit nicely in her left nostril.

  21. Thank you for your support #20

  22. b

    shes ok, id take that jew money thou.

  23. gits

    “Oh, those sheep who voted for me and are waiting for their second stimulus check, it’s in the mail. Honest.”

    Jumping the gun a bit, aren’t you? Your boy is still stumbling around the White House. But he’s ALMOST figured out how the phones work.

  24. Douchie, why do you make this so easy? The topic is an attractive female, so what do you do? Change the subject to a dude. Seriously?

  25. Alright, you got me. I dig dudes. Well, they dig me. And by dig I mean rim my puckered asshole until I cream myself. There, happy now?

  26. You are right about Caruso – HE IS THE WORST TV HAS TO OFFER.

    Helgenberger looks very fine.

  27. You are right about Caruso – HE IS THE WORST TV HAS TO OFFER.

    Helgenberger looks very fine.

  28. You are right about Caruso – HE IS THE WORST TV HAS TO OFFER.

    Helgenberger looks very fine.

  29. “you make this so easy”,,”,the topic is an attractive female” when was the last time you made a normal comment here Backwood boy???

  30. Backwood boy? for someone whos into females, you sure have a lot of cockimagery on the brain!!!

  31. ted

    Her cooter must look like a haunted house. Dark, dusty and cobwebs everywhere.

  32. Bo Babbyo

    That gal’s about ready to burn a hole through to the center of the earth. Rauwf!

  33. RandyAndy

    I’d lick her little fish-finger up and down til i got a tongue-cramp.

  34. F-Obama

    Hot Damn! First Obama and now this? Shit, what a wonderful consolation to electing that empty headed shit in office. At least one good thing is happening. Someone new gets to tap that sweet ass and those sexy lips, driving their meat so deep inside that hot body!
    mmmm damn!

  35. DAMN

    I would put my fingerprints all over her fine white ass.

  36. j-sin

    F-Obama? Go crawl back to your trailer.

  37. Samantha

    Dude. I would be ALL over that in a heartbeat. She’s effing HOT. And I agree, she isn’t old.

    She is so gorgeous. Damn… and whoever said “nobody wants to fuck grandma’s pussy”, hear this: I’d fuck that pussy in a second. And a lot of people on here would too. So… no. You’re way wrong.

  38. joey joejoe

    milf.

  39. tv tot

    she was hot on ABCs China Beach……played a hooker, shocking!

  40. kahlee

    I’ve always thought she was gorgeous. And shes not old, wtf? I hope you’re being deliberately shallow mr superficial writer.

  41. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  42. She’s looking really hot these days.
    Is she sporting a new boob job?

  43. be sure, I’ll SIGN, folks!!

  44. The accessories are nice, but that dress would match better with a pearl necklace…

  45. Philps

    I’d hit it ten years ago, I’d still hit it today, and I’d hit it ten years… oh, wait…

  46. Jo

    I luv csi and Marg’s hot so…….Haters stop hatein’ cuz it’s a waste of enegry and ask your self who wants to sleep with you and think of how bad you’ll look when you get old!!!! Marg’s the best ever!!!

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