Marg Helgenberger (CSI) and her husband of 19 years Alan Rosenberg have separated, according to People:
“After 19 years of marriage, Marg and Alan have decided to take some time apart,” the actress’s rep said Monday. “They love and respect each other and remain committed to their family.”
These pictures aren’t the greatest, but Marg Helgenberger has to be one of the hottest old broads on television. And I say that with all due respect to the elderly. Also, she’s on the only decent version of CSI that doesn’t make me feel like I’ve been pummeled in the face with dumb. No, really, have you ever watched CSI: Miami? Whoever told David Caruso he can act needs to be shot with a cannon. “Look at me! I’m taking off my sunglasses. One Emmy, please.”
Oh yeah, I went there.
penis | December 1, 2008 at 3:55 pm
FRIST????????
Gerald_Tarrant | December 1, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I’d hit it.
isitin | December 1, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’d jump that in a heart beat.
Sesame Street | December 1, 2008 at 4:00 pm
“hot old chick”
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn’t belong?
If you guessed “old” is not like the others,
Then you’re absolutely…right!
Slaappy | December 1, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I’d check those ginger snaps out for sure!
Samantha | December 1, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Nobody wants to fuck grandma’s pussy.
Kiss My Ass Elmo | December 1, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I’ll tell you where else you can go Fish. Go take that botox contest off the site completely. Seriously, was there even one funny entry within that entire contest? That shit sucked an angry kicking donkey’s balls.
Bob | December 1, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Maybe… If i was alone in a bar with her.. with no other options, the bar was closing…. maybe…
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havoc | December 1, 2008 at 4:12 pm
That’s sad when Lindsey Lohan looks older than this chick….
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Fernanado Narcos | December 1, 2008 at 4:16 pm
#9-havoc,you are one intelligent human being,and I’m not just typing that because I was thinking the same exact thing.
Mr. Noodle | December 1, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Actually, Elmo, that “contest” was a method of collecting email addresses to sell to the advertisers on this site. Maybe one of them sells spam filters.
Rough Daddy | December 1, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Id bang her in every hole, there! now veggi will be relax i stir away from the ass fixation!
David Caruso was a dynamic actor in movies like Mad dog, Kiss of Death ect…i just dont know what happen to em!
Oedipus | December 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I’d part those silver-white pubes and lick every freckle and splotch on her loose flappy granny labia.
Amanda | December 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I cannot agree more with you about CSI: Miami. I love the Los Vegas version, but good christ! And that dumb blonde can’t remember to speak in her very non-convincing southern accent 100% of the time.
Kiss My Ass Elmo | December 1, 2008 at 4:27 pm
#11 OK there was one funny thing about the contest. When people wrote their email within the comment box for the whole world to see. I laughed so hard, I had to check for skid marks.
Randal | December 1, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Randal is looking forward to when Bad Girl’s Club doesn’t make it past the first season, then the advertisements will be gone.
What’s worse? Having to put up with celebrity shots and blurbs from girls on the show here on The FISH.
Randal has a headache just thinking about it.
Randal
Barak Obama | December 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Granny or not, this lady has a very nice set of tits.
Oh, those sheep who voted for me and are waiting for their second stimulus check, it’s in the mail. Honest.
friendlyfires | December 1, 2008 at 5:09 pm
David Caruso on CSI is a weak tea version of Jack Lord on Hawaii Five -O.
Book ‘em Danno!
SaraDevil | December 1, 2008 at 5:13 pm
It’s going to be hot *removes sunglasses* in the city tonight….
Rough Daddy | December 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Too bad I only have a vienna sausage for a penis. But it would fit nicely in her left nostril.
Rough Daddy | December 1, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Thank you for your support #20
b | December 1, 2008 at 5:21 pm
shes ok, id take that jew money thou.
gits | December 1, 2008 at 5:22 pm
“Oh, those sheep who voted for me and are waiting for their second stimulus check, it’s in the mail. Honest.”
Jumping the gun a bit, aren’t you? Your boy is still stumbling around the White House. But he’s ALMOST figured out how the phones work.
hollywood_hillbilly | December 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Douchie, why do you make this so easy? The topic is an attractive female, so what do you do? Change the subject to a dude. Seriously?
Rough Daddy | December 1, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Alright, you got me. I dig dudes. Well, they dig me. And by dig I mean rim my puckered asshole until I cream myself. There, happy now?
Vixen | December 1, 2008 at 5:38 pm
You are right about Caruso – HE IS THE WORST TV HAS TO OFFER.
Helgenberger looks very fine.
Vixen | December 1, 2008 at 5:38 pm
You are right about Caruso – HE IS THE WORST TV HAS TO OFFER.
Helgenberger looks very fine.
Vixen | December 1, 2008 at 5:39 pm
You are right about Caruso – HE IS THE WORST TV HAS TO OFFER.
Helgenberger looks very fine.
Rough Daddy | December 1, 2008 at 5:39 pm
“you make this so easy”,,”,the topic is an attractive female” when was the last time you made a normal comment here Backwood boy???
Rough Daddy | December 1, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Backwood boy? for someone whos into females, you sure have a lot of cockimagery on the brain!!!
ted | December 1, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Her cooter must look like a haunted house. Dark, dusty and cobwebs everywhere.
Bo Babbyo | December 1, 2008 at 6:25 pm
That gal’s about ready to burn a hole through to the center of the earth. Rauwf!
RandyAndy | December 1, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I’d lick her little fish-finger up and down til i got a tongue-cramp.
F-Obama | December 1, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Hot Damn! First Obama and now this? Shit, what a wonderful consolation to electing that empty headed shit in office. At least one good thing is happening. Someone new gets to tap that sweet ass and those sexy lips, driving their meat so deep inside that hot body!
mmmm damn!
DAMN | December 1, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I would put my fingerprints all over her fine white ass.
j-sin | December 1, 2008 at 9:48 pm
F-Obama? Go crawl back to your trailer.
Samantha | December 1, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Dude. I would be ALL over that in a heartbeat. She’s effing HOT. And I agree, she isn’t old.
She is so gorgeous. Damn… and whoever said “nobody wants to fuck grandma’s pussy”, hear this: I’d fuck that pussy in a second. And a lot of people on here would too. So… no. You’re way wrong.
joey joejoe | December 1, 2008 at 10:31 pm
milf.
tv tot | December 2, 2008 at 12:03 am
she was hot on ABCs China Beach……played a hooker, shocking!
kahlee | December 2, 2008 at 4:39 am
I’ve always thought she was gorgeous. And shes not old, wtf? I hope you’re being deliberately shallow mr superficial writer.
Nancy K | December 2, 2008 at 5:41 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
Penis Exercises | December 2, 2008 at 6:56 am
She’s looking really hot these days.
Is she sporting a new boob job?
gerard Vandenberg | December 2, 2008 at 8:00 am
be sure, I’ll SIGN, folks!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | December 2, 2008 at 8:42 am
The accessories are nice, but that dress would match better with a pearl necklace…
Philps | December 3, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I’d hit it ten years ago, I’d still hit it today, and I’d hit it ten years… oh, wait…
Jo | December 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I luv csi and Marg’s hot so…….Haters stop hatein’ cuz it’s a waste of enegry and ask your self who wants to sleep with you and think of how bad you’ll look when you get old!!!! Marg’s the best ever!!!