Marcia Cross Not Gay

“In response to the recent rumors about Marcia Cross, they are completely untrue,” says a statement from Cross’s publicist, Heidi Lopata Slan. “She is, however, very supportive of the gay and lesbian community.”

Not like anybody cared anyways. The only lesbians I’m interested in are the hot ones. With big breasts. That pose for Playboy. And aren’t lesbians. Wait, what?