Marcia Cross hates the housewives

December 9th, 2005 // 8 Comments

tn_marcia_cross_globes_red_carpet_cr.jpgMaking decisions is usually pretty easy as a celebrity. Which drug should I get addicted to? Which plastic surgeon should I blow for some extra botox? Should I invite people I despise to my sham wedding? Desperate almost-housewife Marcia Cross is torn with the latter.

Her in list includes longtime friend Nicollette Sheridan and newfound one Felicity Huffman, the source notes. But having butted heads with Teri Hatcher and having “never connected” with Eva Longoria, Marcia, 43, prefers to leave them out.

If I was a chick, I wouldn’t want Eva Longoria at my wedding either. Chances are you’d catch her having sex with all three groomsmen on top of what’s left of the cake by the end of the day. What? She’s already admitted her whorish ways.


  1. Popz9

    little miss prissy princess hates her co-stars… well suck it up and play like mr. rogers… and quit picking on eva… opening her legs is her way of “welcoming you into the neighbourhood!”

  2. marcia cross should literally butt heads with teri hatcher and fracture that old hag’s skull so i can watch desperate housewives without having to deal with susan mayer. i’d still have to deal with stupid plots, bad writing, and hundreds of new characters every other episode that they never do anything with, but i could deal with that if only i knew that there would be no more ‘adorable klutzy antics’ coming from an anorexic scarecrow who can’t act.

  3. NoraBalora

    What the hell? I thought she was a lesbian!

  4. hafaball

    I wouldn’t want teri there either, she could become a Godzilla like creature during the whole thing. Not sure why, it’s just funny imagining her as godzilla.

  5. slinkhard

    Agreed, drinkthebones.
    Susan Mayer is the most annoying character, not only on Desperate Housewives; but all television. Ever. Seriously.

  6. sadietolstoy

    Why should she invite people she dislikes to her wedding? For that matter, I’m not going to send Christmas cards to people I dislike, so there!

  7. Sheva

    Well it’s clear that Felicity Huffman is the normal one in the bunch and seems like a terrific person. Don’t watch the show but like to see what Eva the whore is up to. Based on her comments about teen boys, she’s just playing herself anyway.

    Teri doesn’t look as good as she did but she’s certainly trying. Anyone see “Noises Off” with Nicolette Sheriden. I mean she was a sexy thang then. But she died and now some botox biyatch stole her identification and took her name.

    Every time I see Nicolette I think of the nightmare life can become if a wife turned into that. And I’m not even married.


  8. LaydeeBug

    SHeva, you said it with “Noises Off.” What the hell happened to Nicolette? She’s not THAT old. And don’t EVEN get me started on Terri Hatcher. I have NEVER seen the appeal of that slag. The ONE thing she was good in was that Seinfeld episode. That’s IT!

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