Marc Anthony masturbates in public

Superficial | March 27, 2006 - 6:08 am

I’d give the finger too if somebody caught me during my private time. If Marc Anthony wants to rub his crotch in public then who are we as a society to tell him he can’t. I mean, he’s famous. And a zombie. And last time I checked, zombies get to do whatever they damn well please because who’s going to say no to the walking dead? Not me, man. I’m keeping my brains as non-eaten as possible.