I’d give the finger too if somebody caught me during my private time. If Marc Anthony wants to rub his crotch in public then who are we as a society to tell him he can’t. I mean, he’s famous. And a zombie. And last time I checked, zombies get to do whatever they damn well please because who’s going to say no to the walking dead? Not me, man. I’m keeping my brains as non-eaten as possible.
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londonlady | March 27, 2006 at 6:23 am
Yikes. Classy….
Phoenix | March 27, 2006 at 6:39 am
J.LO not giving him any I suppose – not suprised as she’s too busy draping herslf in bling (God I HATE that word but it was necessary)
Juhaina | March 27, 2006 at 6:40 am
He reminds me of a rat!!!
HughJorganthethird | March 27, 2006 at 6:49 am
Is it just me or does this guy look like K Fed’s older, shorter brother. Acts like him to. Creepy.
Gerald Tarrant | March 27, 2006 at 7:13 am
I agree with Hugh. I asked a Mexican friend how to say Kevin Federline in Spanish. He said Marc Anthony.
Genevieve | March 27, 2006 at 7:48 am
That bulge he’s grabbing looks too big to be real. Did he stuff one of his wife’s diamonds in there?
Malakite | March 27, 2006 at 7:57 am
Oh come on #3, rats don’t look like that.
They’re cute, fluffy and smart whereas Mark is none of the above.
TaiTai | March 27, 2006 at 8:15 am
Ew, I don’t want to think about where that finger has been.
And why is the trunk half open? Is someone in there, trying to escape from him? That’s where he has been keeping JLo lately? Or their careers.
Sheva | March 27, 2006 at 8:54 am
JLo rides in the front. Marc’s heroin is kept in the trunk.
Anyone knows that.
xAgonyxScenex | March 27, 2006 at 9:11 am
lol damn he’s really grabbin that sucker
chiris | March 27, 2006 at 9:17 am
I think he’s telling the photographer: Come and get some, baby! JLo isn’t around.
blackblackheart | March 27, 2006 at 9:27 am
Umm… I think that he either actually is hard there, or we’re finally seeing the reason JLo married him… >_>
CocoNutz | March 27, 2006 at 9:38 am
He’s always so mean/angry looking and seems to have the personality of a brick. I’ll never understand what Jello sees in him. He makes my skin crawl…
mamacita | March 27, 2006 at 9:46 am
@13
It’s easy to understand what J-Lo sees in him. She lika de enchilada.
Lala | March 27, 2006 at 9:47 am
This is the test shot for the cover of the new unauthorized biography:
“The Emasculation of Marc Anthony: How Jennifer Conquered the Cojones”
Jacq | March 27, 2006 at 10:00 am
He looks like he either has AIDS or a heroin problem. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG-LEE! Skinny and classy.
Pat From Moonachie | March 27, 2006 at 10:01 am
I notice nobody takes credit for these “Articles” (I use the term loosely!)..I wonder why??
CheekyChops | March 27, 2006 at 10:03 am
He’s hurtin.
TheBishop | March 27, 2006 at 10:18 am
Hmm, maybe he was using sign language, and asking for a little “pooper-tickle” action from the cameraman.
Just a thought.
Binky | March 27, 2006 at 10:18 am
# 17 Some one told me it’s actually written by Kevin Smith, you know, from the ‘Silent Bob’ movies. But after glancing at the last post – I’m not so sure.
Italian Stallion | March 27, 2006 at 10:21 am
Now I know why they don’t want Americans to drink the water in Mexico, they gotta keep some kind of edge on us, besides being able to wash dishes and roofing……..
PapaHotNuts | March 27, 2006 at 10:26 am
This is why we need tougher immigration laws.
Charlaurz McHall | March 27, 2006 at 10:55 am
He is not the only celebrity zombie out there…
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/03/here_we_have_an.html
BeerRox | March 27, 2006 at 10:55 am
hes not mexican hes puerto rican.. BIG difference
hendero | March 27, 2006 at 11:03 am
#8 is right, he’s got J Lo stashed in the trunk of the car, and her ass is so big he can’t close the lid. Thus the junk in her trunk is also the junk in his trunk.
hafaball | March 27, 2006 at 11:09 am
Well guys, he is spanish. So that obviously means the only reason he’s in the back of an alley like that is because he’s buying drugs for his Colombian friends. Or, that’s the only place they’ll allow him to record an album.
Grphdesi23 | March 27, 2006 at 11:10 am
LOL@5. That was great.
Grphdesi23 | March 27, 2006 at 11:11 am
With enough plastic surgery, he could become the next Michael Jackson.
Grphdesi23 | March 27, 2006 at 11:12 am
LOL@21. Fantastic.
NaughtyBits74 | March 27, 2006 at 11:17 am
When did he get the right to act all “bad ass?” Oh yeah….after he hooked up with J-lo…Uggghhh…don’t like him…but that’s just nasty, Mark! Real classy…yeah
NaughtyBits74 | March 27, 2006 at 11:17 am
He likes greasy hair, too. Doesn’t he? Uggghhh.
ESQ | March 27, 2006 at 11:22 am
Is there a reason why this man always looks do unkempt? He is down right nasty looking…or perhaps he is having self-esteem issues like Britney has? Asking themselves everyday, “why did I marry him/her?”
ESQ | March 27, 2006 at 11:23 am
^^ Omit the word “do” from the first sentence obviously it does not belong there.
gogoboots | March 27, 2006 at 11:32 am
#26 Marc Anthony is Puerto Rican not Spanish. He used to be married to an ex-Miss Universe from Puerto Rico. He looks like a rat, but he has buckets of money. Hence the attraction for J-Lo, to be dating someone who looks like a garbage man.
TheReverendZoom | March 27, 2006 at 11:48 am
This guy, to me, has always looked as if he was dying slowly from something unpleasant. The type of “something” that was probably contracted while receiving (or giving) a ten dollar blow job. Hopefully he’s already passed that something along to his wife and we’ll be rid of them both before too long.
Italian Stallion | March 27, 2006 at 11:48 am
Puerto Rican, Mexican, so whats the difference then……Oh, Now I get it, your trying to say he stole the car…
suzy | March 27, 2006 at 12:02 pm
i’m SO glad jlo didnt marry ben… but i never expected her to get with marc anthony…
i’m surprised their marriage has lasted this long… but yea what do you expect
and marc anthony always looks like he is on something… jlo should rub some of her makeup on him… she puts enough on to cover a 3rd world country
Jim Treacher | March 27, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Did you guys see him at the Oscars? Sitting there chewing gum like he was waiting for a bus. Pure class.
Saucie | March 27, 2006 at 12:06 pm
I think he’s saying, “I have one extra pair of socks and they’re right here.”
LOOKWHATICANDO | March 27, 2006 at 12:12 pm
I don’t think I have seen a picture of him in the last two years, whereas he did not looked cracked out..
Lala | March 27, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Saucie (#39) – Or maybe he’s demonstrating with the finger what he’s holding in the other hand.
PapaHotNuts | March 27, 2006 at 12:16 pm
I think I saw him on a episode of “Cops” where they busted him behind a Popeye’s Chicken huffing spray paint.
hafaball | March 27, 2006 at 12:18 pm
are puerto ricans not spanish anymore? I thought they spoke it….oh well
mamacita | March 27, 2006 at 12:21 pm
#43
Yeah, they speak Spanish. So do Mexicans, Columbians, etc. Here’s the thing. Only people from Spain are Spanish. Other ethnic groups, such as Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Columbians are not Spanish, they are Hispanic.
Jayne | March 27, 2006 at 12:22 pm
does JLO bring out the complete opposite in men?
Affleck: Turned into a somewhat decent; well dressed man.
Anthony: A (well he was always ugly) hobo.
Chris Judd: A lousy dancer who no one would give the time blossomed to a 5 minutes of fame/reality whore.
Zed | March 27, 2006 at 12:48 pm
My eyes must be failing me. I thought that was the gas pump in his right hand.
Funny, he didn’t look like this on the red carpet a few weeks ago with J-Lo. Close, but not quite this skeevy…and he wasn’t squeezing his crotch.
Evangelia | March 27, 2006 at 12:58 pm
…and that’s why i like me some latin dick! all this homie needs is a brown paper bag on his head.
boobtube | March 27, 2006 at 1:03 pm
grease-ball and butt-ugly, nice combination. its quite possible he wears gallons of shitty cologne in the morning to coverup the BO from lack of showering. MAYBE HE HAS A NICE PERSONALITY AND THAT IS ALL J-LO WANTS FROM A GUY!
Ms Crackalackin | March 27, 2006 at 1:12 pm
You’d think he could afford a decent pair of jeans. He looks like a Mexican construction worker who just got off work and changed into his “good” clothes to go the cantina.
Escribo | March 27, 2006 at 1:18 pm
#44
Go Mamacita! It’s about time some people got a culture lesson.