Jennifer Lopez gets humped by Marc Anthony on stage

February 5th, 2007 // 97 Comments
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Christ, when I first saw these photos I thought JLo was being attacked by a zombie. But turns out it was just Marc Anthony trying to force himself onto her at Ocean Drive’s Super Bowl XLI gala. Isn’t there a point where whatever drugs you’ve been tricked into taking wear off and you realize you’ve married a mutant? She could’ve married a dead hobo and it would’ve made more sense than this. It’d probably also cut down on the public humpings.

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  1. Lowlands

    (45)Jennifer does this because the guy got already overexcited while she didn’t finish her song yet.

  2. Lowlands

    How would you descripe his face expression?Pleasure or pain?

  3. schack

    his expression is the absolute ebullience of passion, suspended just before the abyss of climax

  4. veggi

    Bad bad dog!

  5. schack

    so… absolute pleasure faced with the prospect of absolute despair

  6. Lowlands

    She probably knows exactly how to satisfy this guy…

  7. veggi

    bad doggy!

  8. schack

    umm…woof?

  9. PelvicBoogie

    I suspect Marc Anthony would hump a knothole full of surly bees if he thought it would let him.

  10. fame is funny

    according to the advertisement below this article on the main page…JLo wants ME to be a glow girl!

    irony!

  11. whitegold

    What is she doing with him?! I don’t think MA would know the first thing about how to handle J-Lo. After all the blocks J-Lo has been around, how can MA possibly keep up with her?! They look friggin horrible next to each other also!!!

  12. whitegold

    Did anyone see the episode of 30 Rock, where the blonde chick quasi-hooks up with the inbreed prince of Austria? For some reason, seeing J-Lo with MA standing next to her really brings back images of that blonde girl with the inbreed prince.

  13. Lowlands

    I mean,doesn’t Marc Anthony understand she’s having an intimate moment with the microphone?He should understand this kind of things.

  14. Helen

    Amazing how her forehead did not wrinkle one bit during this mauling.

  15. #16 – fuck that, AFJ is yesterday’s news. My site will kick his scrawny mischabarton ass!

  16. crazyotto

    Its the new Steve and Eddie Gourmet

  17. D'oh Eyes

    @62
    Ha ha, I saw that one. That was seriously creepy with his little withered arms and legs! Was that Pee-Wee Herman? (is Paul Reubens his real name?)

  18. MrSemprini

    Had a dog that did that a lot.

    Shot him.

  19. Spiderwebs

    isnt that one of the zombies out of MJ’s Thriller video?

  20. I think they go great together. They are both ugly.

  21. I think they go great together. They are both ugly.

  22. woodhorse

    he’s the only person I know that is as ugly as Brian Peppers and yet she lets him go after her leg like my Collie (before he was “house broke”) – basically my Collie is better looking and better mannered. And Taller.

  23. Truthseeker013

    Come *on*, folks! Even *zombies* need *luuuuv*!

  24. Carsten5577

    That spick is as ugly as sin.

  25. justme

    I’m so glad that horrible Latin explosion is over. They all sucked.

    The latin Grammy’s is such a joke.

  26. dystopia

    He seriously looks like Mr. Peepers, the part human part monkey character from SNL.

  27. The Devil's Prom Date

    That dude is sweaty and grey like a bratwurst grilled on one side for too long. I contracted hepatitis just thinking about it.

  28. MuchaCerveza

    I think the large penis theory must be true. A guy looking like that got a Miss Universe and Jlo to marry him?

  29. happy_bunny

    Aww. These two still do shows? That’s cute.

  30. TNB Alerts

    He looks like a 1/2 nigger.

  31. Denimpetal

    Eew that’s disgusting! Some of us are trying to drink here.

  32. The-Guslet

    The fact that that fur wearing, talentless, insipid, bitch cannot procreate is proof enough that there is, in fact, a God.

  33. PatreeseD

    What year was this picture taken, 1974?
    Oh, my God, could that be why he looks so Zombie-like. They froze him back in the 70s, then deep dried him a few years ago. That’d explain the shirt.

  34. Amy3000

    He really is hideous…all pale and sweaty and gross…it looks like she’s trying to grab his pant-leg and pull him off her. Is anyone else as sick of these two as I am? Nobody wants to see them sing together, make out on stage, talk about “how in love” they are or even hear thier names mentioned at all.ever….they both need to go drink some antifreeze.

  35. Lowlands

    His arm looks limp as a rag.All power is gone.

  36. Lowlands

    I won’t be surprised if actually Marc anthony is hanging like a puppet to a robe which is connected somewhere above the stage.If it’s like that,i guess Jennifer is having the controlstick in her hand.

  37. AnnoyingPseud

    A rat chewing on a decaying corpse in a sewer is more attractive than this little skeezer runt ass boychild. Anyone remember him in some forgettable films in the late 80′s-early 90′s? He must weigh like 80 lbs. soaking wet. I’ve seen 12 yr olds with more manliness.

    I’m convinced women marry little boy-males like this one as they pose no physical threat, and are like accessories. Or something. JLo could sit on his face on accident on purpose and smother him if he acts up. I can picture his whole little head slipping up her snatch and him gasping for air, croaking and she not noticing as her huge rump muffled his death rattles.

    Oh, one can dream, can’t one??

  38. j

    jennifer needs to go away Marc can stay; he actually can sing. miss thing on the other hand needs to go somwhere i can’t stand her

  39. j

    jennifer needs to go away Marc can stay; he actually can sing. miss thing on the other hand needs to go somwhere i can’t stand her

  40. misanthrope

    Marc Anthony is possibly THE grossest human being ever to have lived. How anyone finds him even remotely attractive is beyond me. More than that, my favorite Looney Tunes…’Feed the Kitty’ is forever tainted. That said, he’s well suited for Jennifer Lopez.

  41. lol, is he that desperate? someone should let him know he’s married to her

  42. Francesca

    He really does look like a corpse. Ugh these tiny nerdy guys who marry gigantic supermodel actree types. Odd couples are starting to become the norm.

  43. Francesca

    Annoying Pseud that is a really disturbing image.

  44. how dare you have a baby now your to pretty for that shit you no you were lovi ng it when marc stuck his dick in your hole

  45. how dare you have a baby now your to pretty for that shit you no you were lovi ng it when marc stuck his dick in your hole

  46. how dare you have a baby now your to pretty for that shit you no you were lovi ng it when marc stuck his dick in your hole

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