Jennifer Lopez gets humped by Marc Anthony on stage


Christ, when I first saw these photos I thought JLo was being attacked by a zombie. But turns out it was just Marc Anthony trying to force himself onto her at Ocean Drive’s Super Bowl XLI gala. Isn’t there a point where whatever drugs you’ve been tricked into taking wear off and you realize you’ve married a mutant? She could’ve married a dead hobo and it would’ve made more sense than this. It’d probably also cut down on the public humpings.