Is he…is he stupid? We have pictures from the damn wedding! I think it’s pretty obvious that he married Jennifer Lopez so dancing around the subject isn’t really going to do anything except make people think he’s even uglier than he already is. I’m not sure how dancing around a subject can make somebody look ugly, but when you’re as ugly as Marc Anthony I’m sure that type of thing just comes naturally. Ya know, looking ugly. The man is a zombie!