“Marc, it’s okay. Now, tell us where her butt touched you.”
In his first post-divorce interview, Marc Anthony says absolutely nothing interesting at all except that his split from Jennifer Lopez wasn’t “sensationalistic” and that he doesn’t know where all these rumors come from. Probably because he still loves Jennifer making him blind to the fact that she tossed his Skeletor ass under the bus from the jump. ABC News reports:
Anthony, baffled and angry, denied the tabloid reports that he caused the split by having affairs.
“It was a flight attendant, it was the pilot — I heard it was this guy sitting next to me in a rehab in Houston. I’ve heard it all,” Anthony told ABC News in his first interview since the announcement.
“People are trying to peg it on things because it was so shocking. It was like, it must have been something…It wasn’t something sensationalistic,” Anthony said.
The truth was simple, he said. The marriage just stopped working.
“It was a realization on both our parts… It wasn’t shocking. These things happen,” he said.
When asked if he wanted the divorce, Anthony said: “It’s a decision that we made jointly. And that’s how I’ll answer that.”
Whenever anyone says, “And that’s how I’ll answer that,” it always mean, “My feeble Salsa Nebulon bones are weakened by your Earth’s cilantro-deprived oxygen, making them brittle to the touch so here’s an agreed upon answer that will permit them to remain attached for tonight’s Flamenco dance! Tango with me!”