Marc Anthony Doesn’t Know Jennifer Lopez is Spreading The Cheating Rumors

September 1st, 2011 // 20 Comments

“Marc, it’s okay. Now, tell us where her butt touched you.”

In his first post-divorce interview, Marc Anthony says absolutely nothing interesting at all except that his split from Jennifer Lopez wasn’t “sensationalistic” and that he doesn’t know where all these rumors come from. Probably because he still loves Jennifer making him blind to the fact that she tossed his Skeletor ass under the bus from the jump. ABC News reports:

Anthony, baffled and angry, denied the tabloid reports that he caused the split by having affairs.
“It was a flight attendant, it was the pilot — I heard it was this guy sitting next to me in a rehab in Houston. I’ve heard it all,” Anthony told ABC News in his first interview since the announcement.
“People are trying to peg it on things because it was so shocking. It was like, it must have been something…It wasn’t something sensationalistic,” Anthony said.
The truth was simple, he said. The marriage just stopped working.
“It was a realization on both our parts… It wasn’t shocking. These things happen,” he said.
When asked if he wanted the divorce, Anthony said: “It’s a decision that we made jointly. And that’s how I’ll answer that.”

Whenever anyone says, “And that’s how I’ll answer that,” it always mean, “My feeble Salsa Nebulon bones are weakened by your Earth’s cilantro-deprived oxygen, making them brittle to the touch so here’s an agreed upon answer that will permit them to remain attached for tonight’s Flamenco dance! Tango with me!”


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  1. Oh Hell No

    Dumb ass…

  2. Oh Hell No


  3. Richard McBeef

    he should have just said, “a bitch is a bitch, and a 40 year old bitch is real bitch”

  4. Juano

    I feel bad for the guy. She has obvious problems with marriage, as this isn’t her first or indeed second time through. The fact that she is using the media to paint it as his fault, just sort of shows you how self-absorbed she is. She has to make it his fault, so her public image is improved.

    • He has multiple marriages also. Left his wife and kids for her. Turn around is fair play, I guess. Anyway, libtards can’t stay with each other long….they get bored.

      • TomFrank

        Yes! Make this story about politics! And of course it’s the liberals who treat marriage like a revolving door. Because conservatives like Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Rudy Giuliani, Bob Dole, John McCain, Fred Thompson, Phil Gramm, John Kasich, Donald Trump, and Ronald Reagan all took their first marriage vows to heart…right?

      • Juano

        Huh? Libtards? So, let me understand this, only liberals split up because they are retarded and have short attention spans?

        Right, like conservatives never cheat on their spouses or get divorced. One thing that conservative morons like queen4hart clearly demonstrate is that hypocrisy rules in the Republican Tea-bagging Party.

      • Try a non-biased website next time. After years of drilling in liberal values, the rate of divorce, out of wedlock births, venereal disease, welfare and so forth have skyrocketed. How’s the free love movement working for ya…..any STDs? I hear STD’s are really high among celebrities which are – libtards.

  5. Frank Burns

    I thought the divorce was because he failed to get the other half of the Power Sword from He-Man, and thus was unable to get into Castle Grayskull and rule Eternia.

  6. Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
    Don’t think just because I got a lot of money,
    I’ll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
    Fulfill all your wishes
    with my taco-flavored kisses.

  7. kimmykimkim

    It’s funny that they think anybody cares about this. I mean didn’t they break up like a month ago or some shit? They weren’t interesting married and they’re just as uninteresting apart. Way to go guys.

  8. sobrietyisacrutch

    The Mets beat the Marlins?

  9. I bet he still wakes up at night in a cold sweat thinking she’s going to roll over him in his sleep and suffocate him.

  10. Steelerchick

    He had an affair with the guy sitting next to him in rehab in Houston????
    No wonder she left him.

  11. babao walks

    Wow, somebody give this man an Oscar because that was the most remorse I’ve ever seen an actor express.

  12. Anon

    He should just admit he was a player even if the rumors aren’t true.

    Now he looks like a sad sack who might have gay tendencies if he was doing the guy in rehab.

  13. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    He is thrilled to be rid of that money grubbin’ worn out trash JHO Bag! Now, he can go back to banging younger, hotter women. He is relieved!

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