Marc Anthony Cheated on Jennifer Lopez With a Stewardess

July 21st, 2011 // 67 Comments

“I know it was you, Salsa Fredo.”

For those of you just tuning in, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony called it quits just before the weekend and an epic battle to make each other look like even bigger dickheads has already engulfed the media with Us Weekly clearly behind Team Lopez after being promised the break-up exclusive which Marc torpedoed by issuing a statement to People. Which explains why Us is now running a piece claiming Skeletor banged a stewardess in 2009, but Jennifer Lopez stood faithfully by him because, again, she seems like the type of woman who tolerates not getting exactly what she wants:

In the new Us Weekly, out now, a source says that Anthony, 42, hooked up with a flight attendant he met aboard a private plane in 2009.
“Marc and Jennifer almost split up over it,” the source tells Us of the couple, parents to 3-year-old twins Emme and Max.
Seconds another insider: “Jennifer was going to leave him then, but Marc begged her to stay. They went to marriage counseling and she decided to give it another shot. He was someone she truly loved.”
Although Anthony and the American Idol judge, 41, weathered the storm of infidelity, his raging jealousy over Lopez’s successful career continued to drive a wedge between them.

I’m not going to pick up the new issue of Us Weekly to find out more, but I’m pretty sure it reads almost exactly like this:

It was only after Lopez, 25, found her husband murdering puppies to make a Dalmation coat that she knew it was time to do what’s best for her children who sources say Anthony repeatedly molested during his daily commune with the devil.
A second source said the family never really knew why he did such things, but it’s believed to be because Jennifer Lopez is so beautiful and famous. Like a movie star.

Photos: Getty

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  1. WTF? That is shocking, outrageous and completely reprehensible! They’re called “flight attendants”.

  2. which one has herpes?

  3. Richard McBeef

    I would love to force awkward shaped things into JL’s butt. like anthony’s head.

  4. Dan

    I dunno… maybe true, maybe not, but I personally don’t care AT ALL.

  5. Sara

    It was believable until the “he was jealous over her successful career” part – everyone knows her career has been in the trash for the last 10 years, and he still makes girls scream whenever he sings. If you’re gonna make up lies, make them believable!

  6. Haha. Salsa Fredo.

  7. HonkyTonk Motherfucker

    I’ve grown pretty tired of JLo’s existence and I don’t have to listen to her mouth, so it is entirely conceivable that one could grow tired of hitting it.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I think this was the shot they used for the poster of their ill-fated movie, “Selena vs. The Capeman.”

  9. btreese

    I bet she is like a traffic cop in bed….ugh…hate that.

  10. Josephus

    Remember when Marc Anthony was in “Man of Fire” and had his own daughter kidnapped (um, spoiler alert?) and Denzel was like “aw, nah, brah?” All downhill from there.

  11. Tehy should have never gotten married in the first place!!!!!!!!!

  12. rican

    “Did you really catch that fly with your tongue? Lemme see.”

  13. Vivian

    People don’t like to talk about it, but monogamy is not natural, our desire to mate is primal and not necessarily with the same partner, and then they came up with marriage, not happy with that they came up with celibacy! God help us

  14. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Marc Anthony is a grade-A scientologist shithead. A few years back, someone was going up to celebs and asking them to do doodles and chariactures on napkins for charity. They asked this fucking asshole to participate. He drew a hand giving the finger and “FUCK OFF” on the napkin.

    To hell with the bastard. I can’t think of anyone I’ve ever met that is a fan of this alleged “musician.”

  15. Randal(l)

    …or maybe he realized he was married to a 40+ year old twat on wheels with delusions of grandeur who hasn’t realized her career/face/body hit the wall a decade ago and decided it might be nice to put his dirty cock into something pretty and young

  16. Clarence Beeks

    …..and a back up dancer, and who knows how many others. The guy is a scumbag.

    However, 2 egos of that size cannot coexist for long. This split does not surprise me at all.

  17. DOucHe BaGELs

    Maybe we’ll find out he fathered a bastard child with Arnold

  18. Venom

    Give less than a fuck about these two self absorbed assholes.

  19. rt

    JLO must not give guys sex after awhile because she always gets cheated on.Ladies either put out or your man will get it elsewhere.

  20. I call bullshit. Everyone knows that airlines don’t hire blind flight attendants.

  21. LJ

    Jennifer Lopez was screwing Marc Anthony while he was still married to his first wife.

    Did she really think he was going to stop screwing around on his wife just because she became the wife?

  22. dani

    Hey Fish, are your posts funnier than before or am I just getting more stupid? Oh, don’t answer…

  23. Have you seen what stewardesses look like these days? It’s not like the 70′s, people. They’re all these 50 year old, surly benefactors of a bunch of Equal Opportunity Employment lawsuits. Flo, from “Alice,” is more polite and more attractive than your average stewardess. I blame J. Lo for his indiscretion. I mean, if he had to resort to sleeping with one of those hags, she must be a nightmare lay.

  24. TheSupFan

    HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THEIR KIDS ARE NAMED AFTER THE KIDS IN THE DRAGONTALES CARTOONS? just saying….

  25. Sheppy

    heh, Godfather II

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    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    “You got cilantro in your diente.”

  27. cc

    Who wouldn’t.

  28. A hot stewardess slept with THAT dude? I mean…I can only assume the plane was going down at the time, right?

  29. me

    I remember when he was married to Miss Universe and they broke up because he cheated on her. This man is not meant to be married!

  30. KOOOL GUY!&4TH,OF,JULY!;

    >>>>SIR MARK ANTHONY CHEATED ON MRS JENNIFER LOPEZ:;WIT A STUARDES!””THE LORD IS R SHEPARD! WE SHALL NOT”"! WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!>>>…………….!!;;FOR THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE WE SHALL REJOICE!”"”"HAPPY GOODAFTERNOON!”‘TO MRS JENNIFER LOPEZ::AND MR LOVE LOVER SIR MARK ANTHONY!”””””””””””””””””””””””””’!!!;;GOD S GOOD ALL! THE TIME R GOD!

  31. I am not proud at all to admit I’ would be all over dat ass in a heartbeat.
    The woman, I mean.

  32. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    He just got sick of JHO Bag, just like the rest of us. He got tired of having to stroke her ego, and telling her she can sing. Everyone has their breaking point. JHO Bag is a horrible shrew, its well documented.

  33. Blech

    Does anyone really side with either of these two? They deserved each other.

  34. GFH

    Good for him! I’d love to bang a buffet of women and also have J.Lo as a steady. Livin’ the dream… now off to the next one!

  35. The Most Interesting

    Sadly, the relationship was over when he admitted that he didn’t actually like taco-flavored kisses.

  36. Yawn

    FISH WHY ARE GAMBLING WEBSITES AND OTHER ANNOYING SHIT POPPING UP WHENEVER I COME ON THIS SITE.

    CLEAN THAT SHIT UP OR GET MONEY WITHOUT PISSING THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOUR TRAFFIC. THANKS

  37. Joseph Danrock

    First of all what Jennifer Lopez saw in Marc Anthony?

    Think about it, celebrities are perfect to study sexual attraction. Thanks to gossip media we can follow every second of their private lives. It can’t be only beauty. Most of the people in this business are physically attractive. Plus, Marc Anthony is not the most handsome guy in the music industry. Money? J. Lo has got probably more than Marc.

    Scientists speculate about the role of hormones, pheromones, intelligence, character, social skills, and many many more. All valid hypothesis, but which factor decides? Or are they all equally important, so the woman (or man) just assigns points to each category, and than makes up her mind:
    „Mr. Smith got 8 points in the wealth category, but only 1 point in physical attractiveness, and 3 in scent, so his total is 12 points on 30 point scale” ??

    I dare to say that I found a factor that is decisive – facial features. I am not being superficial here. Such traits as personality or intelligence do matter, but only after this first condition is met.

    EVIDENCE?
    If you know the basic principles of face reading, you can try to solve the following riddle. If you don’ t, first get acquainted with the tips given on NoSuchCouple.com.

    Here is your task:
    Find at least one celebrity couple in the world in which the man has very effeminate facial features and the woman also has a feminine face.

    Take for instance Jennifer Lopez – her facial features are feminine:
    large, set wide apart eyes
    full lips
    small chin
    high, narrow, curved forehead
    high-placed thin eyebrows
    delicate bone structure – this one is the most important trait, and it has to be judged in proportion to other facial features of the face in question

    For those of you who though Marc’ s face is effeminate – read more on facial features at NoSuchCouple.com. Facial masculinity is a very tricky subject:

    His face may be not the most masculine you can find out there, but it is still A LOT MORE MASCULINE than the most effeminate among celebrities (like Matthew Broderick for instance):

    deep set eyes – compared to Matthew’s big shiny eyes

    low placed eyebrows – compared to Matthew’s high placed eyebrows

    big nose – IN PROPORTION to the size of his face – compared to Matthew’s rather small one

    in general much stronger bone structure of the skull: in particular high cheekbones and well shaped jawline – IN PROPORTION to other elements of Marc’s face

    Why do I study this tiny scope of human love life: the choices of attractive women with very feminine faces? Because this is the only rule regarding sexual attractiveness to which you won’t find absolutely any exceptions.

    Not even one such couple in the whole wide world. What are the odds? What does it say about human mating?

    Please note, that although I am selling an ebook on the above website, we can discuss this topic without you buying anything from me. All information you need are available for free on my website, Facebook account, YouTube channel, and of course on the Internet.

    Just google any celebrity couple that contradicts my theory. Have fun with it!

    • Catani

      Wow….you either have waaaay to much time at your disposal or you’re just trolling for that crappy ass website. Either way…my advice….a man in your position should really seek counseling…it only gets worse with time.

    • haha

      You’re a loser and most likely have not gotten laid in years.

      • Joseph Danrock

        haha if I told you “I get laid” everyday would you agree with my theory?? hahahah THIS is funny … I may be a robot as well, does it matter?

  38. soupofdefish

    I flew to Mexico few years ago, had the Hottest women and flight attendant I have ever had in my presence. She posed for me and I framed it. If I was rich and famous maybe I could of had more. Dreams are nice but not really…. I still hit JLO cottage cheese and all.

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    32-Blake O'Young
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, since they end up moving on there lifes, and having J-Lo staying beautiful and famous as well, I believe that path into that will be more sucess, but the other hand, quite woe with other celebs.

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    alleycat
    Commented on this photo:

    well she stole him from his wife so all you could expect was the same thing to happen to her!

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