“I know it was you, Salsa Fredo.”
For those of you just tuning in, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony called it quits just before the weekend and an epic battle to make each other look like even bigger dickheads has already engulfed the media with Us Weekly clearly behind Team Lopez after being promised the break-up exclusive which Marc torpedoed by issuing a statement to People. Which explains why Us is now running a piece claiming Skeletor banged a stewardess in 2009, but Jennifer Lopez stood faithfully by him because, again, she seems like the type of woman who tolerates not getting exactly what she wants:
In the new Us Weekly, out now, a source says that Anthony, 42, hooked up with a flight attendant he met aboard a private plane in 2009.
“Marc and Jennifer almost split up over it,” the source tells Us of the couple, parents to 3-year-old twins Emme and Max.
Seconds another insider: “Jennifer was going to leave him then, but Marc begged her to stay. They went to marriage counseling and she decided to give it another shot. He was someone she truly loved.”
Although Anthony and the American Idol judge, 41, weathered the storm of infidelity, his raging jealousy over Lopez’s successful career continued to drive a wedge between them.
I’m not going to pick up the new issue of Us Weekly to find out more, but I’m pretty sure it reads almost exactly like this:
It was only after Lopez, 25, found her husband murdering puppies to make a Dalmation coat that she knew it was time to do what’s best for her children who sources say Anthony repeatedly molested during his daily commune with the devil.
A second source said the family never really knew why he did such things, but it’s believed to be because Jennifer Lopez is so beautiful and famous. Like a movie star.