Mandy Moore: Why is Ryan Adams touching my boobs – in a comic book store?

Folk singer Ryan Adams stole my signature move and took Mandy Moore out for a date yesterday – to the the comic book store. Now there’s two things I love more than life itself: boobs and comics. And right now Rick Moranis’ mutant love child has his hands on both. Had I known Mandy Moore was into my secret obsession, I would’ve asked her out years ago. Then I would’ve totally seduced her with old issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where they all had red headbands. I’m practically Casanova over here!

Dedicated to Mike in Virginia who can finally read a post involving Ryan Adams, Mandy Moore and comics. Try not to spill your Tom Collins in a fit of dorkish joy.