Mandy Moore: Why is Ryan Adams touching my boobs – in a comic book store?

May 13th, 2008 // 74 Comments

Folk singer Ryan Adams stole my signature move and took Mandy Moore out for a date yesterday – to the the comic book store. Now there’s two things I love more than life itself: boobs and comics. And right now Rick Moranis’ mutant love child has his hands on both. Had I known Mandy Moore was into my secret obsession, I would’ve asked her out years ago. Then I would’ve totally seduced her with old issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where they all had red headbands. I’m practically Casanova over here!

Dedicated to Mike in Virginia who can finally read a post involving Ryan Adams, Mandy Moore and comics. Try not to spill your Tom Collins in a fit of dorkish joy.


  1. lambman

    she is way to cute for that pretentious shit stain

  2. regan

    Regarding Daniel’s (49) post, Ryan Adams has more talent in his albeit badly-colored hair than all of the useless jessicas, britneys, heidi&spencers, kardashians, etc. that we ALWAYS hear about and that do nothing really important. Talented people like him don’t always need to be in the spotlight; they’re confident in themselves and not super self-conscious and needing everyone’s approval like most of the people pictured on this site. Take a minute and actually look him up and listen to his songs.

  3. SSJPabs

    Wait, is Mandy Moore still famous?

  4. hate you for no reason

    Good God- he’s uglier than Amy Winehouse.
    Oh, and nice pizza face, Mandy. Celebutards really need to get their ugliness under control before they leave their mansions.

  5. AM

    Those are particularly unflattering photos. Ryan’s actually really hot.

  6. Me_You_Asshat

    Sooner or later she’s gotta realize this motherfucker is nnaaaaaaaaaassssssssssstttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

  7. Megsn

    You guys are idiots. Ryan Adams is a genius. And anyways, they are only friends.

  8. bosendorfer

    Golden Apple on Melrose?

    Moore actually looks good in these few shots, however, the guy looks like the Phish hippie or some kind of proto-Andy Dick — gross. “Musician,” so cool….

  9. drowningethan

    I love how most of you DBs don’t even know the difference between Bryan Adams and Ryan Adams.

  10. Sixty

    Well said 59!!

  11. Chupacabra

    May I just say one thing… I feel like she “caught” those pimples from someone IN that store… just sayin….

    nice boob grab, mah man…

  12. Chauncey Gardner

    Ryan Adams is good, but I saw Jeff Tweedy and Nels Cline from Wilco use Mandy as a set of Chinese finger-cuffs.

  13. Alli

    I thought she was with George St. Pierre

  14. robotulism

    @57 megsn

    Yeah, man, I always grab my friend’s breasts in public. Thats how I know we’re tight.

    Maybe he is just showing other comic book nerds how it’s done.

    Wait, Batman is awesome, scratch that.

  15. drowningethan

    Thats a great/disturbing mental picture #63

  16. yea that guy is totally gross… oh wait?? …..yeah- i dont care

  17. becausethenight

    ryan is a really beautiful guy, these pictures do not do him justice. blond hair needs to go, ryan. this is the coolest guy she has dated.

  18. Alan Smorse

    That is coolsville comics and collectebles Sunset Blvd. They always getting actors n actrecess and theirs boos.

  19. Satan

    I love these stalker photos! It looks like they are from a movie. Awesome. I think they both look cool, so shoot me. Though, isnt she a bit young for him? Hmmmm, I’m just waiting for Ryan Adams to start dating Dakota Fanning. Mmm young.

  20. susana

    i would pay good money to have him touch me like that.

  21. DaveMan

    Say what you like about ‘em haters, but he’s one lucky lucky bastard. ;)

  22. elise

    ryan is super hot
    and genious

  23. Aaron King

    Here is why I have such a crush on mandy, first off she has many friends that some people may find not appealing, but in a unique way they are like an both for whom they say they are. Thats why they can avoid the media.

    Touchin an women’s breast’s in public may be a little extreme but it shows that Mandy has not kicked him to the curb. I actually like the guys music! I would not take him to a “party” because Mandy may leave with someone else.

    As far as looking fat, take a look at the cover of the latest shape magazine. Can’t find “repunzel” looking that fantastic. An animated movie.

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