Folk singer Ryan Adams stole my signature move and took Mandy Moore out for a date yesterday – to the the comic book store. Now there’s two things I love more than life itself: boobs and comics. And right now Rick Moranis’ mutant love child has his hands on both. Had I known Mandy Moore was into my secret obsession, I would’ve asked her out years ago. Then I would’ve totally seduced her with old issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where they all had red headbands. I’m practically Casanova over here!
Dedicated to Mike in Virginia who can finally read a post involving Ryan Adams, Mandy Moore and comics. Try not to spill your Tom Collins in a fit of dorkish joy.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
paul | May 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm
first?
veggi | May 13, 2008 at 2:41 pm
He was trying to do 2 things: estimate how overweight she is (20lbs); and avoid touching her face zits.
ph7 | May 13, 2008 at 2:43 pm
If anyone ever needed proof that a guitar can get even the biggest dork laid, go no further than pic #6.
Ted Mosby | May 13, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Something seems off about Mandy’s boobs. They look unhappy through that top.
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@4 Ted, are you the guy to make them happy again??
sportsdvl | May 13, 2008 at 2:54 pm
how do you know your career is officially over?
you are either of these idiots in a comic book store.
oh, #1 – you are a douche.
surrounded by idiots | May 13, 2008 at 2:54 pm
mutant love child of Rick Moranis and David Spade, to be exact
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 13, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Make up is your friend Mandy. Whatever you pay your cosmetologist is not enough.
veggi | May 13, 2008 at 2:57 pm
@2 hey mia
Jumpin_J | May 13, 2008 at 3:00 pm
File both of these people under “What Have You Done For Us Lately”. If they were anymore insigificant, Dean Cain would’ve been grabbing her ass. Oh yeah bitches, I went there! Boo-yah!!!!
pigkeepr31 | May 13, 2008 at 3:00 pm
He looks like the love child of Edward Nigma and Woody Allen.
RENEE | May 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Good Lord what is she doing with him; whoever he is, he’s absolutely revolting; she’s way too pretty for him. She obviously has a thing for dorks.
LeFarge | May 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm
He’s going to make a superwoman out of her
heavy flow day...? | May 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm
…veggi?
TheNonsense.Com | May 13, 2008 at 3:13 pm
15th
poot | May 13, 2008 at 3:13 pm
christ, that is an ugly man.
tp | May 13, 2008 at 3:19 pm
WTF is she doing with that troll?!?!?! Sweet Jesus, he’s fugly!! Imagine what it would look like if he and Amy Winehouse bumped uglies and reproduced?? *cringe*
pointandlaugh | May 13, 2008 at 3:20 pm
#16 I came in here to say exactly that. And #17 — you expanded on my sentiments quite nicely. :)
FRIST!!! | May 13, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Nice dye job on that freak, and I should know..
Ted Mosby | May 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
@5 Yes I am. I’ll be Jesus to her Lazarus boobies and lift them up.
Guy in the next stall | May 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Ahhh the elusive “I’m a sensitive scruffy musician with a child like fascination of comic books. Now may I touch your tits?” Douchefucker. A rare breed, and hard to capture on film. Well done Mr. Photographer..
Jodi | May 13, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Re: 10.
Poor Dean Cain…what a handsome fellow he was. Anyway, Adams is a good musician, albeit a bit too prolific…
^Jodi.
FRIST!!! | May 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Somebody tell me when there is a new post. Or I could just open 5 windows and hit refresh a bunch, but I’m lazy..
Dude | May 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm
what a fucking douchebag!! somebody please this ryan adams nerd
hey mandy: wtf?
big teeth | May 13, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Isn’t Bryan Adams a little old for Mandy Moore?
ldsqtbea | May 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
i think shes ubber pretty !!! and not overweight at all (#2) … and who doesnt break out ??? and yeah hes not super good looking but he might be super nice and funny and awesome … you know, the stuff that actually matters … i think shes good the way she is :)
veggi | May 13, 2008 at 3:36 pm
naw 14. Just sober. But thanks for asking!!
This HAS to be for a movie… or something…right?????
No new post FRIST!!!
Dude | May 13, 2008 at 3:37 pm
somebody please shoot*
siiiiiing a sooooong | May 13, 2008 at 3:39 pm
scratch that…. new post..
opie | May 13, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I was gonna say something about his BC (birth control) glasses….but DAY-UM….his face is BC
Grizella | May 13, 2008 at 3:41 pm
How does Ryan Adams get all these attractive actresses? He’s such a self-absorbed douchebag.
nipolian | May 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm
You all have it wrong….He is the love child of Kristie Alley and Charles Martin Smith (aka Terry the Toad from American Graffiti).
Skip Smith | May 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Sing “Summer of ’69″!
Jimbo | May 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm
There is a new Britney post FRIST
FRIST!!! | May 13, 2008 at 3:59 pm
thank you
Jrz | May 13, 2008 at 4:19 pm
God, it’s like………Clay Aiken and……….Philip Seymour Hoffman had a very very ugly baby together.
Tapeworm | May 13, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Mandy Moooooooo.
rrc | May 13, 2008 at 4:34 pm
ryan adams is a legend! so he can bang who and whatever he wants!!
he has earned that right…. but not liking the hair.
Amber | May 13, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Been stepping down ever since Andy Roddick, they get uglier and uglier as she goes on.
farmer | May 13, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Ryan – no, no, no! You milk a COW at the other end.
Nate | May 13, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Question is…. IS SHE SMOKING CRACK!?!? Look at her? She looks like a crack head!
I know what was happening. Both crack heads right and the comicbook store owner prolly sales crack. They don’t have the money so he was trying to convince her to fuck the store owner for some crack. She probable would had done it too till she spotted the photog.
Yep thats what happen. Run the story.
Jane_Says | May 13, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Mr. Superficial deserves mad props for the Rick Moranis reference.
Loralei | May 13, 2008 at 6:41 pm
#4 your a joy.. i like mandy though. i know many comic book writers. ironically enough many of them are hot enough and have enough intellect to get mandy or other ho. im drunk after martini hour at the local shithole bar. but yeah #4 YOUR FUNNY TED MOSBY….my text books come from mosby text books. long shot eh,….im a med student. i just laughed for the first time in months. cheers.
Loralei | May 13, 2008 at 6:43 pm
mandy is average to underweight by medical standards. i know.
Loralei | May 13, 2008 at 6:44 pm
your comparing her to whorebag hilton and the other broads you think are real in maxim. your a fag.
Caitlin | May 13, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Uh, she’s officially let herself go. When did this happen? And who is cutting her hair? Jim Henson? She looks like a muppet.
britney's weave | May 13, 2008 at 7:05 pm
god, she looks awful. what happened to her–she used to be cute.
stephanie | May 13, 2008 at 7:29 pm
wtf.
I actually like Ryan Adam’s music (oh no)… but why is he choosing to look like this disgusting Garth Algar wanna be? The hair’s a little too orange and um, gross.
And Mandy? wtf. I used to have a girl crush on Mandy, but what in the world?! If anything, she makes me feel way better about myself in these pics! Wow, Mandy. Maybe she’s actually/finally doing drugs. I don’t know, but gross to both.
Daniel | May 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I love ryan adams, but I agree that the guy needs a new look. At least (supposedly) he’s off the drugs now–the guy (looks) like he’s been through hell.
And to all the people talking shit about Ryan, you probably only listen to top 40 radio, thus never having heard any real/good music out there.
Onyx Blackman | May 13, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Dude looks like a cross between Andy Warhol and Rick Moranis, only gayer.