
It’s summer, so I hope you’re ready for two more months of celebrity bikini shots. I’m not exactly sure when these were taken, but they’re of Mandy Moore in her bikini in Mexico. And judging by these pictures she does more than just sing about candy. Like eat it! See what I did there? Because she has a song called “Candy” but then I said that she also eats it. Because she’s fat. I did it, I’m the winner!
































I hate that, because my dad was always proud and rock-hard when he delivered the nightly anal. It made me eager to swallow his cum!
You fucking anti-Mandy assholes have got to stop with the paint sniffing as it’s eating away you one brain cell. She looks great and and any real man would hit that like a Marine assault.
Hi-O!
Mandy looks great with clothes on. Very nice growing into her bones! So what if she has a little chub in the midsection. I would tax that ass hard, long, and strong…
“any real man would hit that like a Marine assault.”
so, in the company of a bunch of other guys?
Fag.
she’s not fat, you are a fuckhead. seriously, when do we get to see some pics of you? calling this perfect hot girl fat is pretty disgusting. why are you so fucking insecure?
Git in mah bellay!!!
#134 – ding ding ding!!!
So, in conclusion:
Mandy Moore is a fat chick who’s a role model (roll model?) for lots and lots (one might say “tons”) of other fat chicks.
Bullshit is she fat! Whoever writes this shyt is a fucking nut case. God for her shes not a stick insect.
you obviously have a slow news day today. I really love your site and most of what you say is right on…but how can you say this girl is fat!!! Its comments like that that make young girls have friggen eating disorders. She looks GREAT!!! If that is Fat, then i want to be FAT!!!
I bet the people calling her fat are girls who have nothing else going for them except the fact that they’re super thin. I’ve met the type, they constantly feel the need to point out everyone else’s fat and talk about how it disgusts them just to make themselves feel valuable. Sad, really…
Regardless… better Mandy Moore than Michael Moore.
Ok knobheads, who the hell is calling her fat? Surely in america, home of the lard arse obese fuckers, you would know the difference between fat and healthily slim?
Fat, not fat, whatever. The problem is that Mandy Moore is BORING! Jesus christ, she’s the most fuckin unoriginal, unremarkable, vanilla girl. Boring music, boring voice, boring acting, boring looks – if I wanted to see the “girl next door” I’d just grab my binoculars and go back to the window when I heard her shower go on again. Her success is the result of how easy it is to package a sweet vanilla girl to mass audiences in America, who overidentify with her because she’s an unremarkable whitey just like them. Now she’s overweight, so the resemblance is even closer.
Mandy Moo doesn’t need to lose weight. She needs to get out of the way, and let somebody with talent and originality have a shot at her music and acting opportunities.
She could stand to work out and loose a few but she’s pretty. That’s the ME honest truth people.
screw you all who say she’s fat. if you measured her bmi, it would be normal.
Let’s settle this once and for all.
Meet in a dark alley Jets vs Sharks style.
We’ll draw a line down the middle and once all the “anti-Mandy/ pro-she’s a fatty” get on their side….I predict we’ll be staring at a bunch of no-bulge men in Speedos. Right boys? probably all about 5’7″ too and couldn’t possibly fathom standing next to a woman who is 5’10″, your penis would shrink even more, wouldn’t it? I’m sorry, I just feel bad for you. Short, no penis and full of baggage. You don’t fit this description? No? isn’t it unfortunate that that is the image that appears in my head when you post a message?
Look how high the water got in the pool when she went in.
There sure is a lot Moore of her than there used to be…….AHA AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA
Ok, which one of you ate the comment box for the Alessandra Ambrosio post?
Holy fuck do we have to put out a primer on what the Superficial is all about? Pay attention kids:
This site is for slagging celebrities.It doesn’t matter how accurate our facts or opinions are because this is not the BBC.If you want a celeb dick sucking site there are plenty. Go there and leave all us “jealous, shut in, secretly fat or gay” bloggers in peace. Oh yeah and no one fucking cares where you come from either. A fucktard is a fucktard regardless of his or her nationality.
that being said Mandy is looking a little chunky here. And her pussy smells. And she’s not very intelligent.
See it’s not so hard..
@155- burp.
And you know, it’s the fat that makes her pussy smell. Because they rub together constantly, those chunky thighs both generate heat and block airflow, the perfect environment for growing unwanted bacteria (given moisture already present from vaginal secretions and spilled slurpies). So remember, if you like women “with curves,” be ready to control your reflexive nostril flaring and eye tearing when she takes her panties off, or it’ll become an awkward moment.
She looks great!
She’s not fat, you asshole.
If you think she’s fat you’re probably a faggot.
If you’re a faggot you probably defend celebrities. On a site devoted to trashing them.
She’s got the Kelly Clarkson problem. When she gains weight, she looks “curvy” so the chubby chasers are in heaven. But she puts it on mostly from the waist down, and she’s got itty bitty titties that somehow stay small even when she blimps out. As long as her boobs look like they belong on a shorter, thinner girl, you can’t call her “curvaceous” when she puts on weight (especially when the perfectly good term “hydrant-shaped” is available).
wtf….i don’t agree with you here. not all girls look like fuckin gisele bundchen ok. i think she looks healthy and cute
i imagine you’re 6ft4 and totally ripped, lol
Glad to see a normal girl (by Hollywood standards anyway, in real life, she’d be considered a knock-out) instead of the underfed faux-pregnant Nicole Richies of the world. Glad to also see most people agreeing here. She kicks Lindsay’s bikini butt any day of the week.
Glad to see The Superficial is no longer criticizing celebrities. I used to get so upset when they posted mean pictures and wrote mean things. Celebs are our friends and role models!!!
Here’s why I’ll defend Mandy against all haters:
She seems nice, so I think she’s nice!
She seems like a regular girl, not conceited, so I think she’s a regular girl and not conceited!
She seems like she’d be nice to her fans, so I think she’s nice to her fans and I’ll be nice to her!
She seems like she’s getting fat, and I’m really fat so—
whoops.
I’d hit it, but i wouldn’t call her back
164–NO girls look like Gisele Bundchen. Tall, skinny dudes from like 1972 look like Giselle Bundchen.
Ugh…finally a celebrity with a body that looks like mine. Honestly…I watch what I eat and I exercise…but I’m not going to starve myself and work out every fucking day for 3 hours like these other sluts. Seriously, I have a JOB.
You’re fucking out of your mind! I have never commented on this site but this pisses me off. She is no where near being fat.. no wonder so many girls in Hollywood are anorexic.. cause people like you call a normal, healthy, looking girl fat. I always thought you were funny but thats not funny. She looks fine.
Fat?? Are you kidding me? Heaven forbid she isn’t anorexic with implants. That is soooo sexy. I think she actually seems like a nice person and she definitely isn’t fat. It is comments like that causing teenage girls to become anorexic.
YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! JUST BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINK MANDY MOORE IS FAT, MAYBE CHUBBY IS A BETTER WORD, DOESN’T MEAN THEY THINK EMACIATED NICOLE RICHIE BODIES ARE PERFECTION. THERE IS A HEALTHY MEDIUM. LIKE KATE BECKINSALE, ELISHA CUTHBERT, HALLE BERRY, SHAKIRA, YOU GET MY POINT. YOU ALL HAVE DOWN SYNDROME IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT DISLIKING CHUNKSTERS LIKE MANDY DOESN’T MEAN WORSHIPPING ANOREXICS. GET A CLUE.
addendum to #156: nobody gives a fuck about your own personal details, so don’t post a comment just to write about yourself. That’s just as conceited as the celebs.
Example:
“Ugh…finally a celebrity with a body that looks like mine. Honestly…I watch what I eat and I exercise…but I’m not going to starve myself and work out every fucking day for 3 hours like these other sluts. Seriously, I have a JOB.”
Honestly…Seriously…WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU!!!
I like how self-righteous #173 is right up until she uses DownS Syndrome as the brunt of her joke. Hee hee…..nice try, blowhard. Don’t fuck with fatties, but goddammit, you can make fun of them round-eyed mongoloids all you can. HEEEE!!!!!!
I don’t care what any of you say. Isaac Mizrahi loves her!
I’m going to Target, bitches!
hey guys, I hear they’re having a sale on padded briefs, you might want to consider.
Let her eat and vacation in peace, my God. She still looks normal.
change of subject: Kathy Griffin–Love her or hate her?
Blubber blubber cry all ya want whales she has chunked up and that extra weight isnt healthy. You know why people snore it’s cause the fat around their neck smuches in when they lie down to sleep and it blocks their airways. DISGUSTING! People are way to fat these days. Wake up and smell your deep fried meal chunkers.
So lardies when you bawl your eyes out does oil come out and when you blow your nose are your buggers basically pure lard and do you sweat grease? Ya I thought so.
totally not fat but definitely thicker than she has been. a few more donuts and i think she’ll qualify for fat.
maybe we’ll see some pregnancy rumors soon.
Quick, someone invoke the old, SHE’S ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS AND THEY’VE MADE HER GAIN WEIGHT bull shit.
I agree with the majority of the commenters, that she looks ok, like a regular girl. But I don’t think she has the talent to make up for that fact. And I do worry that her fat pussy will smell bad.
She’s gaining weight for a movie roll.
I think she looks pretty and please stop judgin people by the amount of fat/weight they have!!
Im sure not everyone is a 83 pound underweight anorexic
Why did you make us come back to this post!!!!! And it’s obvious that mandy ate the comment box in allisondra or whatever the fuck her name is.
Honey, no offense but you could lose a few.