Mandy Moore is depressed
There’s finally an explanation as to why Mandy Moore is dating DJ AM and it’s because she’s been battling depression. She tells Jane magazine:
“A few months ago, I felt really low, really sad. I’m a very positive person, and I’ve always been ‘glass half-full.’ So it was like someone flipped a switch in me.”
In her depressed state she’s just lucky she saw DJ AM first and not some monkey at the zoo she thought was flirting with her. Otherwise instead of making fun of her for having bad taste we’d be making fun of her for smelling her poo and falling out of a tree. Don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? Watch and learn, my friends. Watch and learn.