Mandy Moore says she’s embarrassed of appearing on the latest cover of Cosmo because there’s a headline that says “orgasms unlimited” next to her face, explaining:
“I’m very flattered to be on a magazine cover, but the horrifying part is my parent’s have framed every magazine that I’ve ever been on from the beginning. So there’s a whole wall dedicated to that and it starts off with me at 14 and ‘Mandy’s favourite colour is pink!’ and now Cosmo and my face and ‘orgasms unlimited.’ And my dad has to take it to the framer’s to get it framed. It has nothing to do with me – it’s just an article [that appears in the magazine]!”
There’s nothing wrong with being associated with having unlimited orgasms. That’s actually sort of a compliment. She should just be grateful she didn’t get stuck with something like: “Explosive diarrhea. The truth revealed!”
Edna, obviously reporting does nothing, we’re still blogging on here anyway…
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I just laughed so hard that my labia are still flapping!!!!
i wanna be reported!
i’m always left out!!
Edna Bambrick, you will receive 10 demerits and 10 spanks with a ruler in your naughty place for being a worse reporter than Geraldo Rivera.
Who would have figured that Mandy would be the only one out of that crop of blondie singers (Spears, Aguilera, Moore, Simpson, and well, I guess techically Willa Ford was one, too [excuse her while she sings a medley of her "hit"]) that hasn’t become a total joke yet.
Then again, when you look at that list, not exactly a prize collection of DNA. More like a lot of DNB- and a few incompletes.
@54
10 points for being hilarious, but 2 demerits for the disturbing mental image.
marry me Mandy..Ill give you orgasms unlimited.
Edna, I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you report bounces off me and the only one who cares is you. Nanny nanny boo-boo bitch.
Did anyone see that the big, bush eating, carpet munching Rosie is taking over on The View. I hope they have Naomi Campbell on and she whips her black ass.
I know, I know. REPORTED!
#53 – Just say something like cock pussy balls vagina smegma. That should do it. While we’re at it:
It just occurred to me – has anyone told Edna GOD DAMN IT! yet? How about JESUS FUCKING CHRIST?!
YEAH! SCIENTWATOGY IS #1! You’re all slimy slugs.
It has nothing to do with you, Mandy? Hey, give me a call, and we’ll see what we can do about that.
AN ODE
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By GoshDamnDosh (no, really, by Licky)
OshKosh, oh, OshKosh
Your posts they are such fun
Reading them’s almost as good
As seeing Megan
My foot is better than hers.
The only thing I find interesting in this whole thing is what Zach Braff would say about it.
LickyLicky, I’m blushing, or maybe it’s just the xanax. Just for that you get a free poster and a lunch pail. Collect ‘em all!
Mama and Spatz what gives???
why do you hate me so much?
LEAVE MANDY ALONE!
Please do not tempt her to go all Britney or La Lohan or Paris on us…please. By mocking her good, normal behavior, you are perhaps giving her the mistaken idea that walking around barefoot in disease-ridden bathrooms, snorting coke off Fez’s ass crack, and/or spreading genital herpes by every means possible (including car-seat contact) is the way to be accepted. Let us therefore ENCOURAGE her good behavior and excellent hygiene and lack of STDs. The last thing we need is another walking sack of chlamidiya.
Lay off her, I beg of you.