Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams get engaged

February 12th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Mandy Moore has apparently decided to rebound from her breakup with DJ AM by running back to musician Ryan Adams and marrying him. Makes perfect sense. People reports:

Details on the engagement weren’t immediately available. Moore, 24, and Adams, 34, had dated off-and-on since March 2008.
Moore, who supported close pal and ex-boyfriend DJ AM in the wake of his plane crash, has also been linked to musician Greg Laswell, tennis star Andy Roddick, and actors Zach Braff and Wilmer Valderrama.

Wow. Is it me or did People magazine basically call Mandy Moore a whore? They might as well have reworded that last paragraph as “Mandy Moore banged a lot of dudes” because that’s the message I got. Then again, I got the same message from this morning’s Peanuts comic. It’s a gift.

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  1. AteIsEnough

    First (for once!!

  2. Govt. Cheese

    No man in history should EVER think any woman is out of his league. If THIS GUY can get Mandy Moore, I am pretty sure I am banging Giselle this weekend.

  3. AteIsEnough

    1st (for once – hahahahahhaaaaaaaah!)

  4. Sgt. C. Foxtrot

    @2.

    Indeed.

  5. JofaMang

    Wow, slow news day

  6. That guy looks retarded! how low is Mandy’s self-esteem? lol

  7. devilsrain

    What a joke. And what actress hasnt been linked to Wilmer Valderrama. That lil mexican gets around

  8. D4P

    I’ll never understand why women are attracted to dbags like this.

  9. D4P

    I’ll never understand why women are attracted to dbags like this.

  10. jmac

    Wayne’s World! Party time! Excellent!

    This nerd looks like Garth.

  11. Camel

    You guys are dumb. Ryan Adams has the coolness factor of having 8 billion indie songs, 9 billion love songs, and 7 billion awesome guitar riffs.

    That shit trumps gay male model looks any day.

  12. Deacon Jones

    I used to prey on women like this in college.

    “Daddy never loved me” omph omph omph omph
    “I’ll show HIM” omph omph omph omph
    “I’ll blow a different guy every weekend my whole freshmen year” omph omph (gag) omph omph

    That guy HAS to be French. Only a Frenchmen can simultaneously look that dorky AND gay.

  13. jmac

    #12….. in other words he is a bigger loser than we all thought. Music today sucks so you’re pathetic if you can’t become famous. Love songs? Gay.

  14. jmac

    So Mandy Moore will lay her head back down… in his crotch…. and pray for a better a guy, she knows now she is hopeless.

  15. nananana ne

    The reason woman are attracted to dbags like this as u put it, or dudes that are less than average looking, is because they treat them well!
    Hot dudes tend to be players and super egotistical. A hot guy is a headache because of all the constant temptation and attention he’s gonna get from other women. So if ur ugly be really nice and cool and maybe u’ll end up w a Mandy Moore.

  16. WTF

    Uh… this guy is straight ? Do straight guys mince along like in #3 ?

  17. Jrz

    Jesus. She must REALLY be depressed….dating that…….what is he? He looks like Woody Allen and Beaker from the Muppet Show had a baby…a skinny-jean wearing hipster doofus baby.

  18. milf

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^ AgelessMate. COM ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    A 35+ year old female who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. “Man is cougar’s number one prey”

  19. Jrz

    Hey #19…..go run with scissors, your fuckin tard.

  20. Her favorite drink must be vinegar and water, because she obviously loves douche.

  21. wow

    He must have an awesome personality.

  22. ToTellTheTruth

    Umm..so the fuck what..

  23. man, I’d hate to be the double sided dildo at that honeymoon

    http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting

  24. Vake

    Did she break up with Vinny Chase?

  25. How to Walk Away

    Whoa. This dude was dating Juliana Hatfield, age 41, just a month or so ago. Classy.

  26. Balls McCoy

    Ryan Adams had eloped or had some odd sort of “marriage” with Juliana Hatfield for a little while during the summer. It was documented in his blog and they wrote some songs and toured together, they’ve always had a thing on and off for years. Anyway, this guy sucks.

  27. 10pound

    She’s hot but he looks like a shit I took this morning.

  28. mamamiasweetpeaches

    who is he? he looks like the love chld of Wayne and Garth!

  29. I CALL MANDY A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    WHORE!!!

  30. sandy

    just because she dated those guys doesn’t mean she slept with them. stop spreading disgusting rumors you a-holes. also, even if she did sleep with them, and you wanna call her a “whore” then you should do the same for men. our society is f-cked.

  31. Brandon

    Whoa, this dude’s straight?

  32. HelloNNNewman

    Ok… so looking at the picture, basically she’s turned on by Woody Allen??

  33. HelloNNNewman

    Hmm… or is that Rick Moranis in the picture? Weird taste.

  34. Ryan Adams is an amazing muscian! She’s damn lucky to get him!

  35. Mike Hawk

    Like Zoinks Scoob!

  36. el ces

    Y’know…she could have Orlando Bloom.
    Just sayin’

  37. Magister

    Isn’t she the girl who was “discovered” by the FedEx guy, when he was like 14?

  38. Alexis

    (8) (8) Dude looks like a lady (8) (8)…Suddenly that song came into my head

  39. Dreamliner

    C’mon! Quit the hatin’!

    She will have a sweet gay husband, just like Katie Price!

  40. lloyd johnson

    but he love the cack more than she does…

  41. shayna

    i am so pissed off. ryan adams is wonderful and many moore seems like she would never be his type. uhhh grrr to her.

  42. shayna

    i am so pissed off. ryan adams is wonderful and mandy moore seems like she would never be his type. uhhh grrr to her.

  43. forgetthespeech

    I guess everybody is too busy hating Ryan Adams to realize something interesting about this engagement. Feb. 11th is the day Sylvia Plath committed suicide, and she was/is a big influence on his music and writing, so I find it equally creepy and romantic that they would get engaged on this date.

  44. Mike

    Is this one of those “Guess which one is the bride” skits?

  45. ella

    He’s sooooo fugly!

  46. bubba

    he looks like austin powers

  47. kate

    It’s siad that they creat a new blog on ***sugarmingle. c om*** Interesting.. watch this photos on that . it’s so funny

  48. ELIMINATE THIS FAGGOT!!
    A hetero-sexual is more mandy’s game, folks!!

  49. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    Look at that conceited little bitch. Who made mandy moore the queen of the universe? She’s just some slut who’s going to take all Ryan’s money, and then run off with some oil billionaire. Your looks won’t last forever, honey.

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