Mandy Moore has apparently decided to rebound from her breakup with DJ AM by running back to musician Ryan Adams and marrying him. Makes perfect sense. People reports:
Details on the engagement weren’t immediately available. Moore, 24, and Adams, 34, had dated off-and-on since March 2008.
Moore, who supported close pal and ex-boyfriend DJ AM in the wake of his plane crash, has also been linked to musician Greg Laswell, tennis star Andy Roddick, and actors Zach Braff and Wilmer Valderrama.
Wow. Is it me or did People magazine basically call Mandy Moore a whore? They might as well have reworded that last paragraph as “Mandy Moore banged a lot of dudes” because that’s the message I got. Then again, I got the same message from this morning’s Peanuts comic. It’s a gift.



























AteIsEnough | February 12, 2009 at 10:24 am
First (for once!!
Govt. Cheese | February 12, 2009 at 10:25 am
No man in history should EVER think any woman is out of his league. If THIS GUY can get Mandy Moore, I am pretty sure I am banging Giselle this weekend.
AteIsEnough | February 12, 2009 at 10:25 am
1st (for once – hahahahahhaaaaaaaah!)
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | February 12, 2009 at 10:27 am
@2.
Indeed.
JofaMang | February 12, 2009 at 10:30 am
Wow, slow news day
weaselspeed | February 12, 2009 at 10:33 am
Slluuuuuuut
Sportsdvl | February 12, 2009 at 10:35 am
That guy looks retarded! how low is Mandy’s self-esteem? lol
devilsrain | February 12, 2009 at 10:36 am
What a joke. And what actress hasnt been linked to Wilmer Valderrama. That lil mexican gets around
D4P | February 12, 2009 at 10:45 am
I’ll never understand why women are attracted to dbags like this.
D4P | February 12, 2009 at 10:45 am
I’ll never understand why women are attracted to dbags like this.
jmac | February 12, 2009 at 10:48 am
Wayne’s World! Party time! Excellent!
This nerd looks like Garth.
Camel | February 12, 2009 at 10:48 am
You guys are dumb. Ryan Adams has the coolness factor of having 8 billion indie songs, 9 billion love songs, and 7 billion awesome guitar riffs.
That shit trumps gay male model looks any day.
Deacon Jones | February 12, 2009 at 10:49 am
I used to prey on women like this in college.
“Daddy never loved me” omph omph omph omph
“I’ll show HIM” omph omph omph omph
“I’ll blow a different guy every weekend my whole freshmen year” omph omph (gag) omph omph
That guy HAS to be French. Only a Frenchmen can simultaneously look that dorky AND gay.
jmac | February 12, 2009 at 10:50 am
#12….. in other words he is a bigger loser than we all thought. Music today sucks so you’re pathetic if you can’t become famous. Love songs? Gay.
jmac | February 12, 2009 at 10:53 am
So Mandy Moore will lay her head back down… in his crotch…. and pray for a better a guy, she knows now she is hopeless.
nananana ne | February 12, 2009 at 11:22 am
The reason woman are attracted to dbags like this as u put it, or dudes that are less than average looking, is because they treat them well!
Hot dudes tend to be players and super egotistical. A hot guy is a headache because of all the constant temptation and attention he’s gonna get from other women. So if ur ugly be really nice and cool and maybe u’ll end up w a Mandy Moore.
WTF | February 12, 2009 at 11:24 am
Uh… this guy is straight ? Do straight guys mince along like in #3 ?
Jrz | February 12, 2009 at 11:28 am
Jesus. She must REALLY be depressed….dating that…….what is he? He looks like Woody Allen and Beaker from the Muppet Show had a baby…a skinny-jean wearing hipster doofus baby.
milf | February 12, 2009 at 11:30 am
^^^^^^^^^^^^ AgelessMate. COM ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A 35+ year old female who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. “Man is cougar’s number one prey”
Jrz | February 12, 2009 at 11:43 am
Hey #19…..go run with scissors, your fuckin tard.
RichPort's Ghost | February 12, 2009 at 11:45 am
Her favorite drink must be vinegar and water, because she obviously loves douche.
wow | February 12, 2009 at 11:52 am
He must have an awesome personality.
ToTellTheTruth | February 12, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Umm..so the fuck what..
foghat | February 12, 2009 at 12:22 pm
man, I’d hate to be the double sided dildo at that honeymoon
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
Vake | February 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Did she break up with Vinny Chase?
How to Walk Away | February 12, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Whoa. This dude was dating Juliana Hatfield, age 41, just a month or so ago. Classy.
Balls McCoy | February 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Ryan Adams had eloped or had some odd sort of “marriage” with Juliana Hatfield for a little while during the summer. It was documented in his blog and they wrote some songs and toured together, they’ve always had a thing on and off for years. Anyway, this guy sucks.
10pound | February 12, 2009 at 12:37 pm
She’s hot but he looks like a shit I took this morning.
mamamiasweetpeaches | February 12, 2009 at 12:42 pm
who is he? he looks like the love chld of Wayne and Garth!
I CALL MANDY A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | February 12, 2009 at 1:00 pm
WHORE!!!
sandy | February 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm
just because she dated those guys doesn’t mean she slept with them. stop spreading disgusting rumors you a-holes. also, even if she did sleep with them, and you wanna call her a “whore” then you should do the same for men. our society is f-cked.
Brandon | February 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Whoa, this dude’s straight?
HelloNNNewman | February 12, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Ok… so looking at the picture, basically she’s turned on by Woody Allen??
HelloNNNewman | February 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Hmm… or is that Rick Moranis in the picture? Weird taste.
Emerson | February 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Ryan Adams is an amazing muscian! She’s damn lucky to get him!
Mike Hawk | February 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Like Zoinks Scoob!
el ces | February 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Y’know…she could have Orlando Bloom.
Just sayin’
Magister | February 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Isn’t she the girl who was “discovered” by the FedEx guy, when he was like 14?
Alexis | February 12, 2009 at 2:37 pm
(8) (8) Dude looks like a lady (8) (8)…Suddenly that song came into my head
Dreamliner | February 12, 2009 at 2:38 pm
C’mon! Quit the hatin’!
She will have a sweet gay husband, just like Katie Price!
lloyd johnson | February 12, 2009 at 3:29 pm
but he love the cack more than she does…
shayna | February 12, 2009 at 3:57 pm
i am so pissed off. ryan adams is wonderful and many moore seems like she would never be his type. uhhh grrr to her.
shayna | February 12, 2009 at 3:57 pm
i am so pissed off. ryan adams is wonderful and mandy moore seems like she would never be his type. uhhh grrr to her.
forgetthespeech | February 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I guess everybody is too busy hating Ryan Adams to realize something interesting about this engagement. Feb. 11th is the day Sylvia Plath committed suicide, and she was/is a big influence on his music and writing, so I find it equally creepy and romantic that they would get engaged on this date.
Mike | February 12, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Is this one of those “Guess which one is the bride” skits?
ella | February 12, 2009 at 5:14 pm
He’s sooooo fugly!
bubba | February 12, 2009 at 7:45 pm
he looks like austin powers
kate | February 12, 2009 at 8:07 pm
It’s siad that they creat a new blog on ***sugarmingle. c om*** Interesting.. watch this photos on that . it’s so funny
gerard Vandenberg | February 12, 2009 at 11:41 pm
ELIMINATE THIS FAGGOT!!
A hetero-sexual is more mandy’s game, folks!!
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded | February 13, 2009 at 1:00 am
Look at that conceited little bitch. Who made mandy moore the queen of the universe? She’s just some slut who’s going to take all Ryan’s money, and then run off with some oil billionaire. Your looks won’t last forever, honey.