Mandy Moore douches and other news

August 18th, 2009 // 27 Comments

-Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan’s powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater]

- Celine Dion is pregnant. How old is she? Is that legal? [Lainey Gossip]

- Brad Pitt gave up weed for the kids. Also Angelina found out it lowers your sperm count and threatened to make him wear a blood vial necklace. Fuuuuck that. [Celebslam]

- Cam Gigandet is in that Twilight movie – and he’s holding a baby. Chick porn GO! [Splash News]

- Alexander Skarsgard wants to reproduce. So… does he need an instruction manual? I’m confused. [Just Jared]

- Ryan Kwanten poses for GQ. Sensing a vampire theme yet? [Socialite Life]

- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law will not get an assist from Brad Pitt in Sherlock Holmes. [PopSugar]

- Lady GaGa is actually wearing pants. In Israel. So this is what Armageddon feels like? [ICYDK]

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  1. Taz

    id hit that

  2. Taz

    she was hot as vinnies girlfriend

  3. hmna

    Mandy Moore dropped the f-bomb.

    It’s a sign of the apocalypse.

  4. Respect for Brad Pitt -> Toilet.

  5. Albert

    I’d put it in her Pujols.

  6. bribios

    Was that Kim K line a reference to Dinosaur Comics?

  7. You You Late

    I’m getting some of my favourite stones warmed up for the harlot Ga-ga’s visit. Especially the ones in my pants.

  8. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Celine is pregnant!! Thank God, we get to share her joy all over again!

  9. Matt

    I wish she would douche all over my face.

  10. Matt

    I wish she would douche all over my face.

  11. MSP

    Alexander Skarsgard = God. I said it.

  12. KarDOUCHEian sucks donkey schlongs

    Why is anyone giving human toilet seat & limp porn film loser kim karDOUCHEian the time of day? She’s getting “acting roles”? What is she doing; blowing every producer in hollywood?

    Everytime I hear her name, I have a sudden urge to piss…

  13. Insatiable Peter

    Ryan Adams’ tune Everybody Knows did help me get through my breakup but if he really wanted to help me out, he’d let me douche Mandy.

  14. She perrrty! If I was Ryan everything would go right on that pretty face!

  15. peppermint

    Alexander Skarsgard doesn’t need an instruction manual to procreate…he’s got countless girls waitng to house his child in their womb. In fact I’d like to take the oppurtunity to extend an “open” invite to mine!!!

  16. peppermint

    Alexander Skarsgard doesn’t need an instruction manual to procreate…he’s got countless girls waitng to house his child in their womb. In fact I’d like to take the oppurtunity to extend an “open” invite to mine!!!

  17. ha

    Don’t insult Alexander Skarsgard! He’s so hot and he sounds like a really decent guy. What’s wrong with wanting to start a family?

  18. Darth

    That’s a pretty funny clip! Slow day?

  19. Nice! Celine is pregnant!! Thank God, we get to share her joy all over again!

  20. x

    RedBull douche makes them good girls go bad.

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