Mandy Moore douches and other news

-Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan’s powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater]

- Celine Dion is pregnant. How old is she? Is that legal? [Lainey Gossip]

- Brad Pitt gave up weed for the kids. Also Angelina found out it lowers your sperm count and threatened to make him wear a blood vial necklace. Fuuuuck that. [Celebslam]

- Cam Gigandet is in that Twilight movie – and he’s holding a baby. Chick porn GO! [Splash News]

- Alexander Skarsgard wants to reproduce. So… does he need an instruction manual? I’m confused. [Just Jared]

- Ryan Kwanten poses for GQ. Sensing a vampire theme yet? [Socialite Life]

- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law will not get an assist from Brad Pitt in Sherlock Holmes. [PopSugar]

- Lady GaGa is actually wearing pants. In Israel. So this is what Armageddon feels like? [ICYDK]