In case there was ever any doubt that Mandy Moore and Zach Braff are indeed getting married, the foxy Neva tracked down their Tiffany’s wedding registry. There’s nothing particularly interesting, but it’s worth looking at just to see their full names Amanda Moore and Zachary Braff in print. Although if you’d like to get a little something for the couple, I recommend the $260 pierced tablespoon. I’m not exactly sure why you would want holes in your spoon, but I figure it’s for those go-getters who find drinking soup just isn’t quite challenging enough on its own.
UPDATE: I think you crazy sons of bitches took down the Tiffany’s website. Give it awhile and I’m sure it’ll be up again.
Miss Hell | February 24, 2006 at 3:52 pm
YAY!
Miss Hell | February 24, 2006 at 3:53 pm
That guy looks like someone in my math class.
uncommonamerican | February 24, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Would purchasing any of these items for the couple significantly increase my chances of piercing Mandy Moore with my penis? Preferably in one of her prefabricated holes but I’ll take what I can get.
mamacita | February 24, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Dammit!!! The link to the registry won’t work for me. I want to see what rich people buy when they’re getting married. Although, the writer’s mention of a pierced tablespoon gives me a hint that it’s probably a bunch of useless nonsense. Does anyone else have a problem with the link?
candiikissed | February 24, 2006 at 4:05 pm
I’m having trouble with the link too, but like #4 said, it is probably all nonsense if they want a $260 tablespoon. *lol*
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Hmmmmm, he just recently stated somewhere that he is definitely not engaged. I wonder who’s the liar. Hmmmm.
SMF121490 | February 24, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Their kids are going to be so ugly.
inspector11 | February 24, 2006 at 4:20 pm
marrying mandy moore would be like showering with your sister. It’d be awesome (YOUR sister, not mine you perverts).
LoneWolf | February 24, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Only in Hollywood would someone ask for a $260 spoon with a hole in it or $25 million for a 70-year old house.
God bless the dancing monkeys…they do amuse me so…
---nigz--- | February 24, 2006 at 4:30 pm
hahaha a holey spoon.. i want one!!!
manunited | February 24, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Did anyone ever get a chance to see Tori Spelling’s Tiffany registry when she got married the first time around? If not, it might still be on there so check it out.
A $1200 sterling silver menorah… I mean… what the fuck??? she’s a waste of foreskin.
radcrow | February 24, 2006 at 4:47 pm
I, for one, totally believe this – because there is absolutely no way that anyone could create a wedding registry using someone else’s names.
mamacita | February 24, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Laydee Bug
I read this article the other day on People.com where it’s Mandy denying the rumors
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1161640,00.html
They’re both lying, I guess.
the beast | February 24, 2006 at 5:09 pm
ABSINTHE SPOON…those crazy kids.
eatyourfeedback | February 24, 2006 at 5:16 pm
The Beast is right – that would be an absinthe spoon.
Always wanted to try that stuff myself…
Moon43215 | February 24, 2006 at 5:20 pm
The Tiffany’s site is down, but you can still see on of their registries at Lloyd’s house of Rubber and Leather.
Shaun | February 24, 2006 at 5:33 pm
The image you have there of Zachary reminds me of a younger, but “chubbier cheek” like John Travolta. LOL.
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 5:40 pm
#13 mamacita, Mandy looks nice in that picture, but when I read the part that says….
“She sings, she acts, and she designs
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 5:41 pm
#15, Damn, I wish I still partied!
BEAM | February 24, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Mandy Moore is still a dumb kid. She’s not even 23 and she’s getting married. Stupid stupid stupid.
They’ll be seperated before her 25th birthday.
HughJorganthethird | February 24, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Fuck them, they’ll get nothing and like it.
tori | February 24, 2006 at 6:20 pm
BEAM, there’s nothing wrong with getting married young.
Hollus | February 24, 2006 at 6:25 pm
See, guys? Girls really do like funny. That probably sounds sarcastic, but this is in all seriousness (as serious as I can be on a Friday afternoon with only a half hour of “work” left, of course). I wish those crazy kids the best.
ESQ | February 24, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Ah….another Hollywood marriage down the toilet. I heard Zach was asking for on his Tiffany’s registery a glass blown dildo for himself.
In all kidding aside he is funny as shit on “Scrubs,” I actually think this two crazy kids look good together even though she is a shiksa
Praz | February 24, 2006 at 6:55 pm
#20 – THANK YOU! Now I just need you to tell that to my parents.
lish520 | February 24, 2006 at 7:01 pm
As much as I want to hate them, they are not that bad of a couple.
Just remember the “Bennifer” days.
Evangelia | February 24, 2006 at 7:08 pm
esq, when has a jewish actor NOT married a shiksa?
Evangelia | February 24, 2006 at 7:21 pm
and did anyone notice that they registered for 24 pierced $260 spoons? are they planning to have absinthe parties?
justinadjusting | February 24, 2006 at 7:32 pm
umm… i find this to be weird that in Zach Braff’s blog 5 days ago he says..
“Rumor Patrol:
I am not engaged. But I am dating a very lovely lady. (read rags for fun if you must, but please don’t believe what you read)”
I’ll take his word for it.
HollyJ | February 24, 2006 at 7:43 pm
There must be something appealing about us shiksahs since so many Jewish men marry us ! ;)
Evangelia | February 24, 2006 at 7:50 pm
or there must be something appealing about jewish men since so many shiksas marry them..
HollyJ | February 24, 2006 at 7:59 pm
it’s the giant, nimble schvonschtuckers
sheepmonkey | February 24, 2006 at 8:07 pm
This is a nice try, but it’s completely fake. Who needs 10 cream pitchers but only 1 mug? Let’s move on to something funny.
jennycox | February 24, 2006 at 8:38 pm
More ammunition for the this is a fake wedding crowd: the date of the event listed on the registry is a wednesday. Who gets married on a wednesday?
FallenCupid | February 24, 2006 at 9:15 pm
ok, so in the people interview, she denys being engaged. but if this registry is for real at tiffany’s, then why does she have 1 mug on her list and 10 cream pitchers listed?
MeganHarris | February 24, 2006 at 10:08 pm
Can you buy them something? cause it’s letting me see the page just fine!
mamacita | February 24, 2006 at 10:19 pm
Well, I finally was able to see the registry and I’ll have to agree that I think it’s fake. Not only because the amounts of things are off, but also because you know there’d have to be way more items on there. I had more stuff on my registry and I’m so far from rich that it’s pretty much like I’m the United States and rich is Laos or some damn place.
Kate | February 24, 2006 at 10:34 pm
If you go to the Tiffany site and just try to search for the registry under either name, nothing comes up. This is totally bogus.
ashleigh Nankivell | February 25, 2006 at 12:03 am
i hit the link now and it totally worked. (didn’t this afternoon). and when i added a 25 dollar goblet to my “shopping bag” simply to see what happened, my “order” was magically and sudennly 8500 dollars, contained 24 place settings of some stupid 45 dollar plane china among a bunch other overpriced plane tableware i have never seen or clicked on before, which is awesome. eventhough i have the flu, i am gonna go out and get wasted with my friends now, because the fact that i was looking at their registry at midnight on a friday is so dorky it’s embarssing.
ashleigh Nankivell | February 25, 2006 at 12:07 am
on a final note, they the quantity they “still need” is still the quantity “they requested” so this might be fake. okay that’s all i am gonna say so goodnight and good drinkin
shade72 | February 25, 2006 at 12:20 am
another hint that it is a fake is the event date listed on the registry. i know hollywood peeps like to do things a little differently; but who gets married on a wednesday?
HollyJ | February 25, 2006 at 12:25 am
Tiffany’s website got more superficial pings today than Paris has had ass taps.
rkayb44 | February 25, 2006 at 12:25 am
Okay, two things:
1. The event date is August 23rd of 2006. Who gets married on a Wednesday?
2. Why do they need 24 of everything?
Erin61985 | February 25, 2006 at 3:33 am
I don’t really understand the need for 10 cream pitchers, yet only 1 coffee mug.
? shhexycorin ? | February 25, 2006 at 7:50 am
I’m a little surprised that people are actually trying to buy stuff for this bunch of fucktards.
Bless you, and all who sail in you.
Gabby | February 25, 2006 at 8:29 am
ok so also to add to # 5 People who need a $200 and some dollar spoon with holes in it, are also people who buy 10 bedroom homes for only 2 people to live in. Never makes a lot of sense but they have the money so they do it. Could you not imagine them walkking through tiffany’s and they spot that spoon. Mandy Yells” OMG zach we have to have this spoon, we have to ” …lol i crack myself up.
Gabby | February 25, 2006 at 8:35 am
ok so I just checked out that wedding regisrty and I think it is not real. If anyone saw. They asked for One coffee mug, but 10 cream pitchers..lol… I could understand 10 coffee mugs and one cream pitcher.
kurvyk | February 25, 2006 at 8:46 am
I just logged into Tiffany’s and created a completely erroneous wedding, having all items shipped to me, so it’s clearly possible. Zach Braff is the type of guy who would make fun of someone who registers for a $260 spoon….c’mon…..
gossipmonger | February 25, 2006 at 9:23 am
HAHA, I tried to “purchase” one item too, to see what it did. And sure enough, as ashleigh Nankivell (post 40) found, it rang up many items, not just the one I picked, to a total of : $50,595.00… Yeah, I’d have to agree with the claims of this being false (aside from the obvious of not being able to find either of their names or the registry # given)
Anie900 | February 25, 2006 at 10:41 am
Thats crazy $150 for a plate, why cant they just go to targrt, i mean… target!