Here’s the newer, longer trailer for Man of Steel that showcases the different parenting styles of Russell Crowe and Kevin Costner who I’ll now refer to as Hugging Space Dad and Eh, Let People Die Dad from here on out. Not that I’m complaining because at least they finally explain why Superman keeps flying into space and crying all the time. One dad’s always, “Mmm, that’s right, get in close. Let me smell that space-musk,” then the other’s like, “You know what solves problems? Letting kids die. I love it.” Christ, all Superman wants to do is play a little catch, but now he’s wearing a cape with matching boots. It’s a cry for help.
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sorry, I’m still staring at anne hathaway’s mons pubis. Did you say something?
…apparently kryptonite is not the man of steel’s only weakness: can you say dht?
Agreed. Maybe they should picked a dude that isn’t losing his hair. This guy looks about as much like superman as i do. *sucks in beer belly*
Looks like it is going to be awesome.
Maybe instead of remake movies they should remake Hollywood. Because the Hollywood franchise has definitely died.
This movie looks pretty good. It looks like it has a lot of shirtless Superman to bring in the ladies. Only one complaint. Why do they never put the yellow ‘S’ on Superman’s cape anymore. I think the last live action Superman to use have it was Dean Cain.
Amy Adams ftw.
Remove the “use” from the last sentence.
Sorry… clicked the wrong thumb.
Fish, why you no let thumb unclick?
or switch the wording around to “have used” (sorry just had to)
I believe they’re following the evolution of the costume and cape from the comics, Don
Ok. I always liked the yellow ‘S’ it looked cool.
were they trying to make Superman look ambiguously gay? I thought they already covered that with the Christopher Reeve iterations of this shit?
I might be wrong but that sounds like Christopher Reeve’s voice in the voice-over at the end.
So the super-villain in this iteration is angst?
Man of Steel wiener. The great debate begins.
Oh, crap. Don’t tell me this is yet another superhero movie that spends more time psychoanalyzing the hero than, y’know, having cool shit happen. I thought this was just a Marvel thing and that DC was safe until Superman Returns, particularly that awful speech Superman delivers over his son’s bed at the end. Eesh.
Zack Snyder has a great visual eye for directing, and Christopher Nolan has proved himself with the Dark Knight trilogy.
I ‘m done. you can call me a nerd now… Here’s my lunch money.
Zack Snyder has a great visual eye for directing, and Christopher Nolas has somewhat proved himself with the first two of his Batman movies – the last one doesn’t really count, imo. ;)
…neither does the first, imo. the second one was good in spite of some serious problems.
I wish they would just get a good storyline and stick with it, instead of rebooting the franchise with every movie.
Why is General Zod flying around in The Bat? And why isn’t anyone kneeling before him?
Still don’t get why Superman is leaving a contrail when he flies. Jets do it because of the water vapor ejected from the exhaust fumes from the jet engine.
What the hell is Superman doing? Farting?
Is anyone else impressed that Zack Snyder managed to continue his trend of putting giant blue dicks in his superhero films? Lightning really can strike twice.
Wow this looks like a serious pile of shite. Will not be going to see it. I got suckered into seeing the last superman snore fest I doubt this will be any better
He has freaking chest hairs stinking out of his costume, what!!!!!!!!!