‘Man Of Steel’ Has A New Trailer

Here’s the newer, longer trailer for Man of Steel that showcases the different parenting styles of Russell Crowe and Kevin Costner who I’ll now refer to as Hugging Space Dad and Eh, Let People Die Dad from here on out. Not that I’m complaining because at least they finally explain why Superman keeps flying into space and crying all the time. One dad’s always, “Mmm, that’s right, get in close. Let me smell that space-musk,” then the other’s like, “You know what solves problems? Letting kids die. I love it.” Christ, all Superman wants to do is play a little catch, but now he’s wearing a cape with matching boots. It’s a cry for help.