Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape
“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”
When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:
Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a $1 million paycheck if she gets down in the mud with Sugar Bear in an epic, redneck sex tape.
Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has reached out to MJ and SB, offering them up to $1 MIL and maybe even more if they bang on camera for Vivid’s BBW site. Hirsch says to June, “We believe you would fit into that category.”
Scientifically speaking, how long would it take someone to pour gasoline around the Earth? Follow-up question, would it be easier just to steal a nuke? Time is a factor.
UPDATE: She turned it down. Cancel the launch sequence!
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