Malin Akerman’s Breasts Didn’t Stand A Chance

Because she’s surrounded by yes men who didn’t warn her that Kat Dennings’ breasts would be there in all their majesty and splendor, Malin Akerman tried to make this outfit happen at the People’s Choice Awards last night which was a fool’s errand. She might as well have showed up in a habit. That’s right, like a nun. A nun who lays her sins at the holy teats of Kat Dennings I have no idea where I’m going with this post — but I like it. Later, a sacrificial bubble bath! Where all her nipple-sins will be washed away… (This should probably be a book, you’re right. I’ll make a call.)

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