Maksim Chmerkovskiy Drops Kirstie Alley on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

The laws of physic visited the set of Dancing With the Stars last night as Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s leg basically exploded while attempting to drag Kirstie Alley across the stage. If you watch the video after the jump, you can literally see the exact moment his body went, “You’re on your own, buddy.” This also led to Kirstie falling to the floor which surprisingly did not trigger the massive San Andreas seismic event geologists have been anticipating, just this tweet:

@MaksimC .,, I salute u… U r a gladiator …. A champion… I’m honored to be your partner.

As of this post, ballistic experts are still searching the studio for Maksim’s kneecap which thankfully was pointed away from the audience. In the meantime, McDonald’s wrappers from Kirstie’s dressing room were bagged as evidence with authorities remaining mum on attempted homicide charges. “Look, we’re not going to speculate here because, on the one hand, perhaps eating before the performance does suggest an intent to kill. However, we’ve only recovered Quarter Pounder wrappers which implies a feeling of empathy toward the victim. Had these been Ms. Alley’s usual Big Macs, we’d be notifying the next of kin right now.”

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