Maksim Chmerkovskiy Drops Kirstie Alley on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

April 5th, 2011 // 117 Comments

The laws of physic visited the set of Dancing With the Stars last night as Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s leg basically exploded while attempting to drag Kirstie Alley across the stage. If you watch the video after the jump, you can literally see the exact moment his body went, “You’re on your own, buddy.” This also led to Kirstie falling to the floor which surprisingly did not trigger the massive San Andreas seismic event geologists have been anticipating, just this tweet:

@MaksimC .,, I salute u… U r a gladiator …. A champion… I’m honored to be your partner.

As of this post, ballistic experts are still searching the studio for Maksim’s kneecap which thankfully was pointed away from the audience. In the meantime, McDonald’s wrappers from Kirstie’s dressing room were bagged as evidence with authorities remaining mum on attempted homicide charges. “Look, we’re not going to speculate here because, on the one hand, perhaps eating before the performance does suggest an intent to kill. However, we’ve only recovered Quarter Pounder wrappers which implies a feeling of empathy toward the victim. Had these been Ms. Alley’s usual Big Macs, we’d be notifying the next of kin right now.”

Photos: WENN


  1. Holy Fuck! that is the funniest thing I’ve seen since Charlie Sheen but he’s lucky he didn’t lose an arm or a leg…When on safari you gotta remember to shoot the large wildlife not wrestle them to the ground.

  2. kimmykimkim

    K, Jerry we get it! Pumas Pumas Pumas – no one cares!

  3. testington

    I don’t get it, why all the Kirstie Alley hate? Wendy Williams is just as fat, twice as ugly and is 15 years younger. For a 60 year old she is pretty good looking

  4. Professor Gascan

    That’s what you get for trying to park your van on stage.

  5. cc

    I think that this stupid show needs to cool it with the stunt casting. Cloris Leachman, Bristol ‘Shouldstucktoblowjobs’ Palin, and now Kirstie.

    I feel somewhat sorry for Kirstie, because she’ll never live this incident down. And now that guy’s knee is fucked. Get people that apolitical and in at least reasonable shape.


  6. RivernEgypt

    It’s not fair she should be allowed to have two partners. One to dance and the other to spot……………

  7. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh Kermie, I always knew you really loved Moi.”

  8. freebie

    Don’t make fun of Kristie. First of all, she’s no young chick. She’s 60 years old and overweight to boot but in spite of that, still looks good. I have great admiration for her dancing on this show. I remember her from Cheers and she was hot hot hot on that show. How how will most of you be in 20 plus years? I’m a fan and I think she’s great.

  9. Personification of the Gods that built Mount Olympus

    Shit like that happens all the time in dancing and I couldn’t careless if she’s fat. That said, the “performance” simply sucked.

  10. Ninety fourth!

  11. jen

    Seriously the jokes above are ridiculous. She’s 60 and looks great for her age! Half the people on here making jokes are probably bigger then her!

  12. It was funny until they realized she broke her leg and they’d have to shoot her.

  13. Outspoken

    Release the Krakken !!!

  14. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    “No Mike, not my ear!”

  15. Pete

    Everyone who thinks we’re judging Kirstie too harshly should google up the 1997 affidavit from Parker Stevenson which makes it clear that, even then, it was her destiny to consume the world.

  16. anonym

    Maksim is definitely hitting that.

    he practically fondled her tig o bitties

  17. Your Gynecologist

    Kirstie & Maks

  18. “Fee Fi Fo Fum…I smell the blood of a……ooooooh piece of candy!”

  19. sequoiathrone

    LOL Fish, you had me at “The laws of physic visited the set of Dancing With the Stars last night..” but “Maksim’s kneecap which thankfully was pointed away from the audience” made me actually laugh like a hyena :D

  20. Bizzle

    1. She’s not that fat.
    2. He obviously has a pussy knee… He wasn’t even holding her weight.

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