The laws of physic visited the set of Dancing With the Stars last night as Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s leg basically exploded while attempting to drag Kirstie Alley across the stage. If you watch the video after the jump, you can literally see the exact moment his body went, “You’re on your own, buddy.” This also led to Kirstie falling to the floor which surprisingly did not trigger the massive San Andreas seismic event geologists have been anticipating, just this tweet:
@MaksimC .,, I salute u… U r a gladiator …. A champion… I’m honored to be your partner.
As of this post, ballistic experts are still searching the studio for Maksim’s kneecap which thankfully was pointed away from the audience. In the meantime, McDonald’s wrappers from Kirstie’s dressing room were bagged as evidence with authorities remaining mum on attempted homicide charges. “Look, we’re not going to speculate here because, on the one hand, perhaps eating before the performance does suggest an intent to kill. However, we’ve only recovered Quarter Pounder wrappers which implies a feeling of empathy toward the victim. Had these been Ms. Alley’s usual Big Macs, we’d be notifying the next of kin right now.”
Photos: WENN
Help!! I”ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Hey fat girl, yeah i called you fat, im skinny
It never stopped me from gettin’ busy. I’m a freak, I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Yesss RJ rockin that DU
By busy you mean masterbate…correct?
I’m crazy, allow me to amaze thee. They say I’m ugly but it just don’t phase me.
friggin’ Humpty Hump FTW!
Me, a shitload of beer, 60 people I don’t know and a big ass homemade box ‘o subwoofers on the the den floor.
Good times.
It looks a lot less like dancing and a lot more like moving furniture.
WIN!
You sir, win.
McDonalds jokes are soo old…as bad as starbucks /yawn
How many men does it take to lift an elephant?
Clearly more than one!
one.
but he needs a special license to drive the crane.
What, didn’t the MAGIC of Scientology magically enable her to levitate? I thought the powers granted to one by the ghost of Elron Hubbard enabled you to perform walking miracles.
But I doubt even Mohammed could move that mountain.
Maybe not, but he can kill him some infidels
Aren’t the “fat jokes” just a little too easy? Does anyone have anything to say that shows higher level thought?
Good lord. All of the “I’ll bang her” and “fat” comments are really taking this site to the shithole.
(pokes Giggles in stomach)
God, I agree big time…
@Deacon – I assume you heard a hearty Pilsbury “tee-hee” when you poked her?
I’d bang Giggles.
Giggles is fat, but I would still bang her. and then pee in her butt
I’d pee in Giggles’ butt.
I hate you, McBeef.
Not really.
But I do :)
I would too but, giggles is fat.
So are we all running a train on Giggles or what?
How fat is Giggles?
She’s so fat that she doesn’t fall down, she simply rolls.
She fell over, broker her leg and gravy came out.
*nod to GravyLeg*
She’s so fat that when she makes a fast food run, she backs up her car and pops the trunk.
Large enough to be considered earths second moon.
Giggles is so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife
Oh, Giggles! You are a RIOT! You see, dear, we were given Kirstie Alley falling on her ass. Maybe if we were given, oh, I don’t know, Stephen Hawking falling on HIS ass, the intelligence quotient of this whole website would rise to great heights. But this is Kirstie Alley we’re talking about. She gave birth to Bruce Willis AND Rosanne, with a little help from John Travolta no less! So, clearly, you see my point.
Giggles is so fat, after she leave a grocery store, people riot when they see the empty shelves.
wow he didn’t last ten seconds. doesn’t osha require ppe when you lift heavy objects
Well, had he bothered to button up his damn shirt, he could have hidden a back belt or something under there.
Word. He was a little ambitious there, wasn’t he?
I’m being VERY serious when I say he narrowly missed a serious knee injury. He dropped that cow directly on his fully extended knee…that thing could have snapped like a wishbone. Which Kirstie would have immediately eaten.
right out the gate. that’s embarrassing.
At the very least you are supposed to have Fall Protection gear.
Cankles!
LOL @ the Big Mac ads on the side!
LOL OH FISH YOU KILL ME, DYING AT WORK HERE!
I’m surprised there wasn’t a tsunami wave of laminated wood that took out the first couple rows of the audience.
ROTFLMFAO
It wasn’t dancing so much as he was orbiting around her gravitational pull.
stinky: Thanks for bringing to our attention, the science behind this earth shaking collapse. That the physical laws of the Universe extend to the DWTS studio. You make me laugh.
He’s partially to blame. Applying Crisco to his chest in attempt to smell like frying bacon made it impossible for him to wrestle the beast.
please stay calm.
“Caterpillar” is called to clean up the mess kirstie caused.
This brought tears to my eyes – of laughter and pain. Someone’s knee will never be the same again.
My boss told me I could have a raise “when pigs fly.” I guess I’m still waiting.
technically it happened, 1976. pig’s name was algie.
Wimp, not man enough.
HA! The only reason he’s dancing with her in the first place is cuz the fatties always have cute friends…
Gravity’s a bitch.
I misread your post as say GRAVY is a bitch. But it still applies.
Oh. My. God. I laughed until I cried. Excellent writing on this one! Kudos!
Cheap shot. Way too obvious.
You can’t do better than this, Fish?
Were you out celebrating UConn’s victory too far into the night?
Talk about an easy to win workman’s comp lawsuit. The reckless endangerment is a cinch to prove too. “You can see it right here, your Honor…. They had me lifting a water buffalo”.
It’s funny because she’s fat.
As a scientologist, Kirstie knows that the best thing for Maksim’s twitchy thigh muscle is some serious deep auditing. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are being rushed to his bedside as I type this.
I hope she didn’t end his dancing career right there on network primetime.
Poor busted fucker.
If Disney ever decides to do a live-action version of Fantasia, they have footage for the Hippo Ballet covered.
She’s just preparing for “Look who’s Falling.”
I know, I know.
Chicklette!!! What are you saying??? Don’t give them any ideas!! Oh, the humanity!!
Dude had a mishap, but the rest was very gentle and beautiful. I just hope he’s not hurt. He looked like he was in a lot of pain.
I agree. I actually felt bad for her. She had to know all the ripping she’d get today for her weight. He wasn’t even lifting her. He was just dragging her, and he’s done other moves where he had to hold her weight before. Shit happens, and they recovered nicely.
Wendy Williams, on the other hand, has GOT TO GO! I can’t take looking at that tranny mess anymore.
You know how I know you are gay
@RJ: He watches DWTS?? Listens to Coldplay???
Wait! Is it the poo stains on his teef?
@RJ cuz ur dick is in his ass?
@ kimmykimkim
+1
Well, the good news is that you are too much woman for any one man…
LOL
She could drop 2 bills but she would still look like a goddamn velociraptor.
Oh no…Japan can’t take another tsunami!!
See above
Some engineers at a reactor in Japan are going ‘Oh for fuck’s sake!’.
Max has tiger blood.
Great, guess who’s getting the shows sympathy vote?
Just like the Hindenburg going down… “Oh, the humanity!”
No back-brace and no forklift? The guy was begging for it.
Alley certainly knows about forklifts. And spoonlifts.
Yeah, physics was not on their side.
At least they knew enough to crank the music so you couldn’t hear the beeping sound when she backed up.
Anyone else catch that they made her dance to a song by Iz? I think the only way they could make it more blatant is if they had the audience hum the tune to Baby Beluga.
I want to watch the video, but I’m too embarrassed for them to watch it.
poor guy.
not fair that he gets a whale to drag around.
i give it 2 more weeks before she devours him.
pork and beans…
He didn’t end his career physically but emotionally he’s dead now. Nothing like swinging a cow around a room to realize you may have just hit rock bottom.
Christ, this audience will applaud anything.
The pain in his face is hilarious!!
Boom baba-boom baba-boom…
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cow tipping is always fun.
Why don’t they clone her and make a new ride called Kirstie the flying elephant
Human beings and elephants aren’t supposed to dance together. But I guess this animal loving tree hugging mother fucker wanted to prove everybody wrong. This is what he gets for trying to defy nature.