Maksim Chmerkovskiy Drops Kirstie Alley on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

April 5th, 2011 // 117 Comments

The laws of physic visited the set of Dancing With the Stars last night as Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s leg basically exploded while attempting to drag Kirstie Alley across the stage. If you watch the video after the jump, you can literally see the exact moment his body went, “You’re on your own, buddy.” This also led to Kirstie falling to the floor which surprisingly did not trigger the massive San Andreas seismic event geologists have been anticipating, just this tweet:

@MaksimC .,, I salute u… U r a gladiator …. A champion… I’m honored to be your partner.

As of this post, ballistic experts are still searching the studio for Maksim’s kneecap which thankfully was pointed away from the audience. In the meantime, McDonald’s wrappers from Kirstie’s dressing room were bagged as evidence with authorities remaining mum on attempted homicide charges. “Look, we’re not going to speculate here because, on the one hand, perhaps eating before the performance does suggest an intent to kill. However, we’ve only recovered Quarter Pounder wrappers which implies a feeling of empathy toward the victim. Had these been Ms. Alley’s usual Big Macs, we’d be notifying the next of kin right now.”

Photos: WENN

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  1. Help!! I”ve fallen and I can’t get up.

  2. It looks a lot less like dancing and a lot more like moving furniture.

  3. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    Bringbackbabalu
    Commented on this photo:

    McDonalds jokes are soo old…as bad as starbucks /yawn

  4. Zombie Kitty

    How many men does it take to lift an elephant?

  5. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    What, didn’t the MAGIC of Scientology magically enable her to levitate? I thought the powers granted to one by the ghost of Elron Hubbard enabled you to perform walking miracles.

    But I doubt even Mohammed could move that mountain.

  6. Aren’t the “fat jokes” just a little too easy? Does anyone have anything to say that shows higher level thought?

    Good lord. All of the “I’ll bang her” and “fat” comments are really taking this site to the shithole.

  7. wow he didn’t last ten seconds. doesn’t osha require ppe when you lift heavy objects

  8. Dufresne

    Cankles!

  9. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    Zombie Nellie Oleson
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL @ the Big Mac ads on the side!

  10. nads

    LOL OH FISH YOU KILL ME, DYING AT WORK HERE!

  11. Deacon Jones

    I’m surprised there wasn’t a tsunami wave of laminated wood that took out the first couple rows of the audience.

  12. It wasn’t dancing so much as he was orbiting around her gravitational pull.

    • sunshine

      stinky: Thanks for bringing to our attention, the science behind this earth shaking collapse. That the physical laws of the Universe extend to the DWTS studio. You make me laugh.

  13. jenny craig

    He’s partially to blame. Applying Crisco to his chest in attempt to smell like frying bacon made it impossible for him to wrestle the beast.

  14. the one

    please stay calm.
    “Caterpillar” is called to clean up the mess kirstie caused.

  15. Oz insomniac

    This brought tears to my eyes – of laughter and pain. Someone’s knee will never be the same again.

  16. My boss told me I could have a raise “when pigs fly.” I guess I’m still waiting.

  17. Rough, conquer passive aggressive angry birds

    Wimp, not man enough.

  18. RoboZombie

    HA! The only reason he’s dancing with her in the first place is cuz the fatties always have cute friends…

  19. That Bastard Tony

    Gravity’s a bitch.

  20. aaron

    Oh. My. God. I laughed until I cried. Excellent writing on this one! Kudos!

  21. LJ

    Cheap shot. Way too obvious.
    You can’t do better than this, Fish?

    Were you out celebrating UConn’s victory too far into the night?

  22. Talk about an easy to win workman’s comp lawsuit. The reckless endangerment is a cinch to prove too. “You can see it right here, your Honor…. They had me lifting a water buffalo”.

  23. NineInchNailed

    It’s funny because she’s fat.

  24. Bucky Barnes

    As a scientologist, Kirstie knows that the best thing for Maksim’s twitchy thigh muscle is some serious deep auditing. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are being rushed to his bedside as I type this.

  25. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she didn’t end his dancing career right there on network primetime.
    Poor busted fucker.

  26. Snake Reynolds

    If Disney ever decides to do a live-action version of Fantasia, they have footage for the Hippo Ballet covered.

  27. Chicklette

    She’s just preparing for “Look who’s Falling.”

    I know, I know.

  28. me

    Dude had a mishap, but the rest was very gentle and beautiful. I just hope he’s not hurt. He looked like he was in a lot of pain.

  29. Well, the good news is that you are too much woman for any one man…

  30. That Guy

    LOL

  31. Richard McBeef

    She could drop 2 bills but she would still look like a goddamn velociraptor.

  32. Oh no…Japan can’t take another tsunami!!

  33. dpbefun

    Max has tiger blood.

  34. ButtPimple

    Great, guess who’s getting the shows sympathy vote?

  35. Dread not

    Just like the Hindenburg going down… “Oh, the humanity!”

  36. Rancid

    No back-brace and no forklift? The guy was begging for it.

    Alley certainly knows about forklifts. And spoonlifts.

  37. Yeah, physics was not on their side.

  38. steve

    At least they knew enough to crank the music so you couldn’t hear the beeping sound when she backed up.

  39. bsauce

    Anyone else catch that they made her dance to a song by Iz? I think the only way they could make it more blatant is if they had the audience hum the tune to Baby Beluga.

  40. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to watch the video, but I’m too embarrassed for them to watch it.

  41. zomgbie

    poor guy.
    not fair that he gets a whale to drag around.
    i give it 2 more weeks before she devours him.

  42. Oh Snap

    pork and beans…

  43. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    He didn’t end his career physically but emotionally he’s dead now. Nothing like swinging a cow around a room to realize you may have just hit rock bottom.

  44. Christ, this audience will applaud anything.

  45. Kirstie Alley Dropped DWTS
    Honest Abe
    Commented on this photo:

    The pain in his face is hilarious!!

  46. Boom baba-boom baba-boom…

  47. kendrachanae

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Cow tipping is always fun.

  49. puddleduck

    Why don’t they clone her and make a new ride called Kirstie the flying elephant

  50. kimmykimkim

    Human beings and elephants aren’t supposed to dance together. But I guess this animal loving tree hugging mother fucker wanted to prove everybody wrong. This is what he gets for trying to defy nature.

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