Maitland Ward Got Her Own Post

April 17th, 2014 // 29 Comments
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If you’re avid clicker of The Crap We Missed, you’ve probably seen Maitland Ward at some red carpet event thanks to Photo Boy’s uncanny ability to somehow not make every pic Prince Charles. So for reasons that can be described as, “How am I not seeing her vagina?” here’s Maitland’s very own post from last night’s A Haunted House 2 premiere. Later, today you can tell your friends you saw that chick Corey and Erik fought over after letting her live in their apartment which seems kind of a rapey thing to do, but if 90s sitcom were anything, they were a mirror to the world. Oh, how we wanted to know if people had any cheese back then. We wanted to know so bad.

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  1. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    joe
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    Nice implant line, honey.

  2. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Seriously, how are we not seeing this chick’s vagina?

  3. Woohoo! ‘Bout time!

    *click*
    *fap*
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    *grunt*
    *wipe*

  4. brick

    Is that a tat down there or a strip of velcro?

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    She’s always so shiny.

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    coljack
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    In related news, Taylor Momsen now designs dresses, evidently.

  7. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Brothas be like “DAMN!”

  8. JC

    How is it that her last acting credit is in 2007? I’d like to see a show with her and Alexandra Daddario just…doing things to each other.

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    coljack
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    Maitlin: “You don’t think this dress is too trashy for the premiere, do you?”

    Producer: “The premiere of ‘Haunted House 2?’ If anything, I’d say it’s a little too modest.”

  10. holy fuck she’s SO blazing hot. blood… running… south….

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    MarketingMike
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    Cute, Ginger, tight, and good taste in eveningwear.
    I’d be in the front of the line….

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    Pickle Nose
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    The dead eyes are strong with this one. With that vacant stare and forced smile, you can tell that she’s weeping for her own soul on the inside. She has done things that she can’t undo….

  13. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    This chick starting to grow on me, which isn’t the only thing growing on me.

  14. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    She’s beautiful. I’m glad to see people are coming around to her. I want to see more of her. A lot more.

  15. Margaret

    C level Hollywood meat for the grinder.

  16. I wonder if we’ll ever see the very special 3some episode with her, Topanga and Corey?

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    VampyresAreUgly
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    Subtle.

  18. Kat

    JACK and Eric…not Cory and Eric…duh!

  19. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    Derp
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    So chicks are just straight up showing off their pussy now? Rad.

  20. Gern Blanstan

    Who is this chick fuckin’ to get on every damn red carpet?

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    Interred Ferguson
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    Imagine Lindsay, minus the years of booze and drugs…………….

  22. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    I’m sure I’ll come up with something snarky as soon as I… just gimme a sec…

  23. crown

    …Seriously, does no one see the line of nude panties?

  24. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Odd choice for a dress, when you got implant scars like that..:o

  25. Maitland Ward Cleavage Pubic Bone No Underwear See Through Dress A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Would still have made love with her, though =D

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