Jesus, Maitland Ward, Let Me Get Some Coffee First And Other News

- Total Recall probably didn’t help Jessica Biel land a part in True Detective. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chelsea Clinton had a baby. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Okay, the NFL isn’t all bad. You got me. [The Mighty]

- But just in case, Adrianne Curry promises to murder her son if he beats woman. [Fishwrapper]

- Chris Pratt on SNL just exploded the Internet’s panties. [The Frisky]

- Tyler Perry got a woman pregnant? That can’t be right. [WWTDD]

- This American Life didn’t drop-kick shit. These assholes will still be our ruling class. [Death and Taxes]

- That’s Vanessa Hudgens’ ass in leggings. [Popoholic]

- Avril Lavigne turned 30 without Chad Kroeger. [tooFab]

- Settle down, Demi Lovato. [IDLYITW]

- Amanda Cerny getting an ice cream facial, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]

- Goddamn, Mara Teigen. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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