Maitland Ward’s In A Bikini

August 1st, 2014 // 26 Comments

There’s always a handful of you who go ape-nuts whenever Maitland Ward pops up in The Crap We Missed, so here she is in a bikini yesterday in case you’re interested in photographs where it looks like she shit her pants at the beach. And this is the Internet, so of course you are. Some of you specifically requested it. (Sorry, I couldn’t deliver on the beanie propeller. There were… “complications.”)

Photos: Splash News

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    ‘Hey, I’m in okay shape, I’ve got a shitty tattoo, and some sand on my butt. Look at me!’

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    Oh yes please.

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    Yeah. A little lower.

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    Here. Let me just dust that off for you…with my face.

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    I’m not Brazilian or German, so this is going to be a little hard to fap to.

    That said, it has been 3 hours.

  6. No beanie propeller? Dammit! Did you at least get me my over-sized lollipop?

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    Better to do Maitland Ward in Marina Del Rey than to have anything to do with Lana Del Rey.

  8. Brooks

    Requisite Tramp Stamp.

    Check.

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    brick
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    She a Thot, yo!

  10. Cock Dr

    She always looks so incandescently happy when a camera is pointed her way.

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    Pickle Nose
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    Its actually refreshing to see he doing something real, and not wearing a see through dress at some souless event like the Podiatrists of Hollywood Stomp Out Foot Fungus just so the paps can take her picture. Somehow she seems less vapid, and her eyes look less dead.

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    A little rough on Maitland recently, aren’t we?

  13. I get she wants to show off her fat bewbs, but what is the point of her? Is she an actress?

  14. Rico Jones

    Is she paying to appear on this website? I can’t figure out why the authors of a celebrity site are so into her. She hasn’t done anything in 7 years and really she wasn’t that big when she was working.

  15. The Tats don’t make you look cheap; you do that all on your own

  16. jay

    looks so different from her days on ‘boy meets world’. and for the better.

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    Alecsandr Hungwell
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    Ma’am, perhaps you should switch to Charmin Ultra Plush

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    coljack
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    “Let me get this straight. You want me to dip the crotch of my bikini into the water so it looks like I pissed myself, just so I can desperately cling onto a few extra seconds of fame?”

    “Yup, pretty much. Is that a problem?”

    “Nope, just clarifying!”

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    Hmmmm….nice. I like to fake urine/wet crotch thing going on here.

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    NOT A GR8 ASS

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