Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard get married

May 4th, 2009 // 28 Comments

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard got married this weekend in Italy, according to People:

“We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2,” the actress’s rep said in a statement to PEOPLE.
The celebration took place in a small chapel in Brindisi, according to European news reports. Among the guests were Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.

Besides the obvious fact they’re related, of course Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were invited: They’re the most boring couple alive! Those two make any couple look more interesting by comparison. True story: Jake and Reese were at a funeral once, and if given the option, I would’ve gone on a double date with the widow and the corpse. Hands down.

Photos: Getty

  1. stain

    Nice stain on your shirt buddy!

  2. fuglylady

    she´s real fugly

  3. Deacon Jones

    Do you want some butter with that face, Maggie?

  4. Bob Cobb

    while I don’t find her traditionally attractive, there is something about her that I find kinda sexy. Maybe it’s her willingness to display her yammers on film.

  5. Kathleen

    That’s a great dress!!!

  6. Shes has some kind of european features, shes not ugly! everyone doesnt need to look the same!

  7. ph7

    He’s an insufferable pompous ass.

  8. Not Going Green

    Must have been a boring weekend in Hollywood.

  9. michael

    she is so beautiful and sexy as hell….have you seen Secretary???

  10. Walt Disney III

    whoop de fucking doo. I actively avoid movies that he is in. Who told him he was tough and edgy? Dudes like him are a dime a dozen in NYC. Fucker won the lottery.

  11. Penny Lane

    Is Sarsgaard lactating in these pics?

  12. lily white

    A tall handsome guy and a tall hot gal. They should join the –seekingtall C om–This is a good place for the tall to find their true lovers

  13. blackout

    Maggie has orangutan tits.

  14. wtf

    Who and Who??

    (or rather, who gives a SH*T!)

  15. wtf

    Who and Who??

    (or rather, who gives a SH*T!)

  16. old looking ugly hag

    I just can’t find her attractive. When I saw Batman for the first time I thought, they could pick anyone they want to be the lead girl in this sure-to-be-blockbuster movie, and they picked HER?!?! Her face makes her look like such a hag!! It’s just not nice to look at!! It’s like Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome (although not even maggie can compare to ugliness like that)…it just doesn’t make any sense…

  17. helia

    they must put paper bags over each other’s heads when they fuck. only explanation

  18. effyeray

    Droopy Dog married a guy! I didn’t even know he was still around, much lessa gay & getting married. Congrats Droopy Dog!

  19. mikeock

    i thought her twat look too hairy in The Secretary.

  20. lola

    She is not pretty pretty, but that isn’t why she is famous. Actors are usually not perfect 10′s. She has a lot of character in her face and that is why she is in many films.. that plus she is Jewish movie mogul royalty

  21. Me

    Sarsgaard.. not like Stellan Skarsgard? Bootstrap bill?!? OMG

  22. Aja

    She is ugly and irritating. She is also arrogant.

  23. douche

    I think she’s oddly attractive.

  24. Linda Dodd

    I bet everyone went “aah” at the wedding. I wonder if they flew on American Airlines, using to plan a honeymoon trip to a bazaar, where they sampled some naan bread. If they popped some quaaludes, they could have scary visions of aardvarks or baaing sheep, troubling enough to drive them to drink and causing them to end up in AA

  25. where she met him?
    ……………………GORILLA’S IN THE MIST?

  26. Darth

    Congrats to them! Any date for me?

  27. Who said it was hard and nervous? His face makes him look like such a bitch! It is simply not fun to watch! It's like Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome (although not even Maggie can be compared to the ugliness like that) … It makes no sense.

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