Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard got married this weekend in Italy, according to People:
“We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2,” the actress’s rep said in a statement to PEOPLE.
The celebration took place in a small chapel in Brindisi, according to European news reports. Among the guests were Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.
Besides the obvious fact they’re related, of course Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were invited: They’re the most boring couple alive! Those two make any couple look more interesting by comparison. True story: Jake and Reese were at a funeral once, and if given the option, I would’ve gone on a double date with the widow and the corpse. Hands down.
Photos: Getty
paul | May 4, 2009 at 10:09 am
Last.
stain | May 4, 2009 at 10:25 am
Nice stain on your shirt buddy!
fuglylady | May 4, 2009 at 10:36 am
she´s real fugly
Deacon Jones | May 4, 2009 at 10:52 am
Do you want some butter with that face, Maggie?
Bob Cobb | May 4, 2009 at 11:02 am
while I don’t find her traditionally attractive, there is something about her that I find kinda sexy. Maybe it’s her willingness to display her yammers on film.
Kathleen | May 4, 2009 at 11:14 am
That’s a great dress!!!
the world according to ROUGH! | May 4, 2009 at 11:17 am
Shes has some kind of european features, shes not ugly! everyone doesnt need to look the same!
ph7 | May 4, 2009 at 11:20 am
He’s an insufferable pompous ass.
Not Going Green | May 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
Who???
Must have been a boring weekend in Hollywood.
michael | May 4, 2009 at 11:54 am
she is so beautiful and sexy as hell….have you seen Secretary???
Walt Disney III | May 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm
whoop de fucking doo. I actively avoid movies that he is in. Who told him he was tough and edgy? Dudes like him are a dime a dozen in NYC. Fucker won the lottery.
Penny Lane | May 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Is Sarsgaard lactating in these pics?
lily white | May 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
A tall handsome guy and a tall hot gal. They should join the –seekingtall C om–This is a good place for the tall to find their true lovers
blackout | May 4, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Maggie has orangutan tits.
wtf | May 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Who and Who??
(or rather, who gives a SH*T!)
wtf | May 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Who and Who??
(or rather, who gives a SH*T!)
old looking ugly hag | May 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I just can’t find her attractive. When I saw Batman for the first time I thought, they could pick anyone they want to be the lead girl in this sure-to-be-blockbuster movie, and they picked HER?!?! Her face makes her look like such a hag!! It’s just not nice to look at!! It’s like Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome (although not even maggie can compare to ugliness like that)…it just doesn’t make any sense…
helia | May 4, 2009 at 2:03 pm
they must put paper bags over each other’s heads when they fuck. only explanation
effyeray | May 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Droopy Dog married a guy! I didn’t even know he was still around, much lessa gay & getting married. Congrats Droopy Dog!
mikeock | May 4, 2009 at 2:32 pm
i thought her twat look too hairy in The Secretary.
lola | May 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
She is not pretty pretty, but that isn’t why she is famous. Actors are usually not perfect 10′s. She has a lot of character in her face and that is why she is in many films.. that plus she is Jewish movie mogul royalty
Me | May 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Sarsgaard.. not like Stellan Skarsgard? Bootstrap bill?!? OMG
Aja | May 4, 2009 at 5:29 pm
She is ugly and irritating. She is also arrogant.
douche | May 4, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I think she’s oddly attractive.
Linda Dodd | May 4, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I bet everyone went “aah” at the wedding. I wonder if they flew on American Airlines, using aa.com to plan a honeymoon trip to a bazaar, where they sampled some naan bread. If they popped some quaaludes, they could have scary visions of aardvarks or baaing sheep, troubling enough to drive them to drink and causing them to end up in AA
gerard vandenberg | May 5, 2009 at 12:52 am
where she met him?
……………………GORILLA’S IN THE MIST?
Darth | May 5, 2009 at 6:44 am
Congrats to them! Any date for me?
sumvision cyclone | May 21, 2010 at 7:22 am
Who said it was hard and nervous? His face makes him look like such a bitch! It is simply not fun to watch! It's like Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome (although not even Maggie can be compared to the ugliness like that) … It makes no sense.