Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard got married this weekend in Italy, according to People:
“We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2,” the actress’s rep said in a statement to PEOPLE.
The celebration took place in a small chapel in Brindisi, according to European news reports. Among the guests were Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.
Besides the obvious fact they’re related, of course Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were invited: They’re the most boring couple alive! Those two make any couple look more interesting by comparison. True story: Jake and Reese were at a funeral once, and if given the option, I would’ve gone on a double date with the widow and the corpse. Hands down.