Madonna performed at the O2 Arena in London on the Fourth of July where she ended up showing half of Britain her crotch. I’m assuming this was a reminder that we kicked their asses during the Revolutionary War, and her vagina saw the whole thing. Or at least up until Ben Franklin used his lightning powers to ban her from American soil on Independence Day in perpetuity. True story.
NOTE: Pic links to LSFW version that’s essentially a smaller equivalent of stretching a cotton sheet over the Mummy’s tomb. Also, you’re probably cursed just for looking at it. I should’ve said something sooner.