Madonna’s sarcophagus (This is what you think it is.)

July 6th, 2009 // 86 Comments

Madonna performed at the O2 Arena in London on the Fourth of July where she ended up showing half of Britain her crotch. I’m assuming this was a reminder that we kicked their asses during the Revolutionary War, and her vagina saw the whole thing. Or at least up until Ben Franklin used his lightning powers to ban her from American soil on Independence Day in perpetuity. True story.

NOTE: Pic links to LSFW version that’s essentially a smaller equivalent of stretching a cotton sheet over the Mummy’s tomb. Also, you’re probably cursed just for looking at it. I should’ve said something sooner.

Photos: WENN

  1. Lisa

    She is so beautiful………………..

  2. rich

    @1…nnn….get a life loser.

  3. spiderman

    if your going to put a fucking star over something at least make sure there is something to hide! she’s wearing panties for fucks sake!

  4. cheezy_poof


  5. Axel

    So glad ther is a star on that thing

  6. spiderman

    maybe its just me but i say only use the star to cover mudflaps, roastbeef, and nipples.

  7. Quinn

    That’s not bad… she respects them enough to wear panties…. that’s not very American of her though :(

  8. dear Madonna.

    stop Please, stop.
    with thanks….


  9. Yeah

    Exactly, #4. Exactly.

  10. norton

    Jesus Christ……. I graduated High School and 1984 and this chick was pretty much over by ’90.

    Why on god’s green earth would anyone want to see her in “concert” – or evern worse, POST anything about her?

    This chick is done…. over…. get over it.

  11. Walter

    Nothing to see here.

  12. She's a pathetic attention whore

    Madonna, please do concerts in the arabic world. There, your contrived & calculated “I’m a slut” show, where you show off your panties and/or twat, will not be just a shock value thing like it is in the west; they’ll stone you as a wanton streetwalking whore/slut & will kill you. Which is the best possible outcome; you dying will make the world a better place…

  13. Kaylia

    I would respect her if she didn’t look like a crazy homeless person in this picture..
    the sunglasses?
    hot pink mini skirt??
    knee high socks???

  14. do not click on my name

  15. sin

    What loser still goes to see this antique?

  16. sin

    What loser still goes to see this antique? Well, other than the homos.

  17. Lourdes

    50 year olds shouldnt be acting out like that.

  18. Dude….WTF.

    I want a refund. False advertising.

    There ain’t shit to see. She has her fucking Depends on.

    C’mon man.

    You must have a 4th of July hangover or something.

  19. Geoff

    I used to like Madonna back in the 80′s and part of the 90′s. Now, she’s trying too hard to appeal to the “young” audience and she is looking pathetic in the process. At least Cher had the dignity to keep a low profile when she got to an “older” age and she’s not flashing her vajay-jay everywhere she goes. A 50+ year old woman, with 2 biological children, and two adopted ones, wearing a red mini skirt with white heart shaped sunglasses, tennis shoes and knee high school girl socks and flashing her panties? I don’t think so. Not even you Madge. I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I saw that. Close your legs already! I liked you better when you had meat on your bones (back in the 80′s). We’ve been seeing your vajay-jay since then and I can see some crust around it already. Ewwwww!

  20. jesus

    nothing under the star. i all got prepared to vomit for nothing.. it’s okay, i just swallowed what little came up.

  21. Lex

    Is she on steroids or what? She has the legs of a race horse. The BACK legs.

  22. Nurse Marsha

    I can’t believe no one has said anything about her furry pits under her beastly man-arms. Her over-aerobicised body is repulsive. I fully expected to see a penis under the star.

  23. ginger


  24. Gar

    I can’t believe you starred that.

  25. pic 3 is very very very scary

  26. Dave

    saw her new sexy photos at

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  28. Jan OLeary

    This is the only celebrity that I would ever say NEEDS self-tanner. It’s like staring directly into the sun – a sun that is old and scary instead of nurturing and life-giving.

  29. Darth

    Hola! That must have been a terrible itch!

  30. Nero

    Sticky stuff?

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  33. H_Chick

    Oh dear….. who is going to write to her and tell her to stop flashing her snatch/undies?
    Its all a bit sad really…. she was one of the hotties of the 80s – but someone needs to tell her that she doesnt need to keep doing that right into HER 80′s.
    I vote the Fish writes her…. < )))><

  34. Rhialto

    It’s clear that being on stage performing turns her on.

  35. Am I the only one who suddenly remembered a movie line like this?

  36. What kind of a person would you have to be to still be interested in Madonna’s crotch so much that you would pay to see it? Eeeewwww…

  37. Thats not her vag dude, that’s a pair of panties,and i had my puking bucket ready and everything.

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  40. I love me some Madonna but this is just creepy. She should tone down on the flashy costumes, I think.

  41. Carolyn

    god but she’s ugly.

  42. NO WAY Dick Throbbn

    Madge Vag ?
    Damm, look at them arms on her ! !
    She’ll live a long time, yet we lost Ed McMahon. Life isn’t fair, is it?

  43. captain america

    some people make a profession out of it:
    …………………LOOKING ABSURD, folks!!

  44. Galtacticus

    Where’s Jesus? His job is to rub that spot.

  45. Nero

    @46 He isn’t doing his job well.

  46. Blue

    Why is she dressed like a nine year old? Knee-high socks and heart-shaped sunglasses? I wore my hair with slides in the exact same way in primary school. And now I’m ashamed of my younger self.

  47. #1h8ter

    It’s nice to see she’s aging with dignity. I’m surprised the queen isn’t up there with her.

  48. dude_on

    I guess there is no denying it. Mainstream geriatric porn has arrived.

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