What you’re, unfortunately, seeing is the cover for Madonna’s latest album “Hard Candy” which will frighten small women and children on April 29. People reports the album is “about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness.” Really? Because it looks more like the juxtaposition of an elderly woman’s obsession with lingerie and wrestling – while having a stroke.
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madge will be announcing her marraige to guy ritchie is OVER!!! in 18 months, she wants to promote her album first and then make the announcement.
like we give a crap….i say, GOOD FOR HIM TO GET AWAY FROM THAT CONTROL FREAK!
when the kids visit his place, they can watch all the tv they damm well want to, and eat all the foods she forbid them to eat.
its going to be great time for the kids when its visit time with dad.
I’m not a fan of Madonna, but she’s obviously talented or she couldn’t have survived for such a long time. My comments aren’t actually about her – rather its about the incredible bias and bigotry directed towards anyone over the age of 35. What’s wrong with you people? Don’t you realize if you live long enough (and who doesn’t hope for that), you will also reach Madonna’s age and beyond. What do you think, that everyone over 35 should be banished from society? Who would lead the country in that case? Younger people have the idealism but not the experience or wisdom that comes from experience. Should those over 35 never have any more children? Then a lot of you wouldn’t exist. You aren’t thinking – I assume most of you have parents. Do you really want them to die at age 36 or be confined to a detention camp for the rest of their lives? I remember having similar thoughts when I was in my early 20′s, and I’m ashamed of them now and I also realize just how absurd they were. There’s beauty to be found at all ages, its jut that the concept of beauty is revised for the different generations.
Just so you know, I agree with a lot of the posts that criticize Madonna’s wanton exhibitionism. She’s always been a slut in my mind because of it., but her age has nothing to do with it. I truly hope those of you who are age-fixated will see the ridiculousness of your attitudes before you find yourself old (36 years old-OMG) and totally alone because you’ve alienated everyone you know (most of whom have also passed the age of 35 now, too) . Join the real world, people.
Madonna is still so sexy!!!But someone said she is searching someone on a rich men passion site sugarmatchmaker.. there are some of her hot pictures.. joke or not?
Looks like it could be a current photo of Tina Louise.
No wait, Tina Louise looks better than that.
Nice photo. I didn’t know that Depends came in black with lace trim.
oh please you bitches are just jealous. ; nothing but a bunch of fat losers with no job talking trash about an exceptional women. piss off.
oh please you bitches are just jealous. ; nothing but a bunch of fat losers with no job talking trash about an exceptional woman. piss off.
Great. After I looked at that photo, my penis pulled back into my pelvis is now hiding behind my poo-filled rectum. This is not your garden variety “frightened turtle” effect. My member is holed up like Osama bin Laden.
I tried to get my Johnson to come out by calling “C’mon out, buddy. You won’t have to nail the Granny in the picture.” No luck so far. I ‘m stuck looking down at two balls hanging in a sack. No schlong.
Thanks a lot, Madonna.
#102,
I’m over 35 so I hear you. However, I’m just joking when I refer to her as Bea Arthur or Aunt Bea or Maude. This is a humor site. I don’t mean anything I say. Madonna is a dip shit. I guess I mean that.
i think she’s hot despite her age.
i hate it when she steals other peoples logos, she is so old
hard candy is from ellen pages movie, maddonna i call her maddona she knows is is old,and all the money in the world wont change that
hard candy is from ellen pages movie, maddonna i call her maddona she knows is is old,and all the money in the world wont change that
Hard Candy is a COUNTING CROWS album!!!
http://www.amazon.com/Hard-Candy-Counting-Crows/dp/B000068PBZ/ref=m_art_li_3
All Hail The Queen of the Queers. Gaze upon her Championship Belt. Tea and scones for everyone.
She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
last week. Is she single now? Just curious.
omg! The album is fabulous! I’ve got an exclusive track-by-track rundown.
- I Put The Art In Arthritis
- All Yanks Are Wankers
- Depends Can Be Sexy – It All Depends On Who’s Wearing Them
- Spotted Dick, Anyone?
- Gays – My Golden Goose
- Bring Me My Tea And Crumpets
- Soft Candy Sticks To Dentures
- The Devil Took My Soul But Didn’t Give Me No Talent (She ventures into blues territory on this track)
- Bollocks To You, America! (This track is an extended dance mix)
I think age doesn’t matter. We all are going 2 get old and the cover looks interesting, at least it shocks and is new. And yes, i think the Hard Candy is her clit XD
Hard Candy is a movie about a crazy little girl who turns the tables on an internet pervert by drugging him, convincing him she cut off his balls and eventually convincing him to hang himself.
Maybe Madonna wanted to inspire men to cut their own balls off with this album cover?
If half you idiots didn’t know her age, you’d be saying how hot she was!! How pathetic you all are.
Madonna can’t help the fact that she is almost 50. But most of you choose to be assholes. Pathetic. The sad part is that not a one of you can even be remotely interesting or clever about it. Special loser bonus points awarded to the guy who claimed his dick was now hiding behind his poo filled rectum. Yeah, 1) you’re full of shit. and 2) your dick isn’t that big anyway, how d’ya even know for sure it’s missing?
She’s a desperate old lady who will do anything to remain relevent, She’s a thief and a liar see for yourselves: http://www.aishamusic.com/plagiarism.htm
Madonna has been sued for plagerism and copyright infringment more than any other artist in history!!! that Dancer you all see and relate as madonna is just one of and endless stream of lookalikes hired by warner to entertain you over the years, it’s all crapayola!
WHAT YOU SEE IS DEFINATLEY NOT WHAT YOU GET!
WARNER MUSIC ARTISTS ARE ALL CRIMINALS…YEAH YOU ARE! GO BURY YOUR HEADS IN THE SAND SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOU! dumdum
burn the major labels to the ground MOLOTOV COCKTAIL THOSE EVIL BASTARDS! SHOOT MADONNA IN THE HEAD WHILE SHE”S IN CONCERT! someone needs to BLOW HER FUCKING HEAD OFF with a sniper rifle! JFK her head off and we’ll watch her gutless poofter husband guy crawl across the boot with her brains all over him! yeahhhh! let’s pay 10million for someone to shoot that horrid lying maggot madonna!
WHAT IS THAT SMELL WAFTING OUT OF MY SCREEN eeewwweee is that a wet spot on her camel toe?
Naaa it’s a dirty filthy dick tucking tranny wannabe these days playing madonna with bad cheek implants that look painful!…the real madonna is a 60 + old tea tottling prune with a receding balding hairline that starts halfway back on her head….the trickery of TV! GOD if they could get away with selling her as a 24 year old again they would….WARNER MUSIC ARE GANGSTALKERS and theives!