Madonna and Guy Ritchie may be calling it quits. The two are supposedly agreeing to end their marriage amicably because they’ve simply “fallen out of love with each other.” Guy will have free access to the kids because their was no major falling out between him and Broomhilda Madonna, according to News of the World:
“She has finally made the decision to go to America and has instructed her staff to prepare for the move. Everything will go–except Guy.”
Friends say Madonna, 49, is now in talks with her PR team to see how the move will affect her career, which has netted her a £220 million fortune and secured her as one of the world’s most famous female singers.
I don’t see how anyone could fall out of love with Madonna. I mean, look at her. (Hint: She’s the one that’s not Justin Timberlake.) It’d be like having sex with a freakishly buff blonde Cryptkeeper every night. I’m pretty sure if you looked up “erotic” in the dictionary, that would be the exact description.
UPDATE: Okay, banging the Cryptkeeper is not the definition of erotic. But it should be. Get me Webster on the line. I have some words for him. Ha! Get it? Words. Dictionary. Where do I come up with this stuff? Oh, right, the meth.
aw, that’s sad. but coming back to america? news!
I don’t know why people are surprised she’s not pretty. she was never that pretty… always very “unique”/edgy…
if you haven’t noticed, musicians don’t tend to adhere to the blow-up doll formula we’ve grown accustomed to seeing.
that said, I wish she’d let herself go a little. she’s getting hungrier by the day.
I still love Madonna… I can’t be mad at her
Also, I hope Guy gets some moooonaay. After all, she did ruin his career and made it impossible for him to be a cool and talented director again…
hooooo I think I’m gonna watch Snatch right now. See y’all
Madonna is a talented pop singer. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m “last week. It is said she is dating a young handsome guy on thst site now.
CHECK OUT THAT NASTY SKIN UNDER HER ARMPIT-LIKE A OUSSY UNDER HER ARM-REVEALS HER TRUE AGE-HEY MADONNA CONTACT ME
“…Guy will have free access to the kids because their was no major falling out between him and Broomhilda Madonna”
you used the wrong variation of there.
Okay fuck faces! This is Madonna, you sickos! Madonna to say the least! Her name …you’ll not forget – but I’ll ask you again…can you ever forget her name you freak shows!? Nah! and none of you would. With that said, she set a trend that no one person could forget that not a single one of you could accomplish.
“Guy will have free access to the kids because their was no major falling out between him and Madonna, according to News of the World”
OMG ….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“…their ” ????
LEARN TO SPEAK INGLISH U DIKHED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So sexy!More reports about her are on “SeekingRich.com”.On the website,there are many cute girls and rich,handsome men.They want to find lover.Maybe she want to make more friends on SeekingRich.com”.
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We’re not likely to forget Paris Hilton either, so what’s your point? And the only trend Madonna set involved having no discernible talent, peddling sex, and using a whole lot of razzmatazz., which suits the non-discriminating tastes of her audience.
****NEWS UPDATE****
The U.S. denies Madonna entry. You Brits are stuck with her for indefiniate.
She looks like Sally from the Dick Van Dyke show.
Oh, you guys are just plain bitter and jelous. How much free time do you have on your hands to be trashing the most successful female recording artist of all times? Why don’t you all get a life, get a career, and live up to your full potentials, even if it may mean joining the circus.
BTW, Broom Hilda is two words, not one.
Fish… you’ve once again become funny in the last 2 months. It was lame for a while, but you’ve come back!
split like her two front teeth
Madonna Rips Off Kylie Again
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/madonna_ripping_off_kylie_again.htm
Large sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.Is she really fall in love with a young sexy boy?
That’s sad. It’s always sad when anyone’s marriage breaks up. I thought they were happy, but if you listen to the lyrics of Confession, they sound like a woman scorned.