Madonna’s Malawi adoption approved

June 9th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Madonna has convinced (Let’s assume bribed.) three appeal judges in Malawi to allow her to adopt four-year-old Mercy, according to The Sun:

A source there said yesterday: “The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She’s off to America.”
A close friend of Madonna said: “She’s ecstatic. She made a promise that she wouldn’t give up on Mercy and, believe me, she could move mountains when she’s this determined.”

Funny her friend said that because Madonna actually threatened to move an entire mountain on top of Malawi. Along with blotting out the sun and transforming herself into a venomous asp that would devour the harvest. She loves kids!

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  1. isitin

    Shes gonna have more kids than Angelina……………….

  2. “…and transforming herself into a venomous asp…”

    Isn’t an “asp” a type of file used to shave wood?

    Yes, I do trounce on the trite to make myself into a bigger man. What of it douchnozzle?

  3. provide me a child sacrifice or i will touch you with my death hands and your crops will die

  4. Fuzzy Tingle Times

    Doesn’t this child already have a father who was actually doing fairly well and seemed to be pretty loving. I am not 100% on top of all the details of this story but if that is the case… Madonna is a cunt. But the worst part is when this “lets have a million ethnic babies” trend ends its going to be pretty sad for the kids. Because thats all it is. They will keep the kids, but they will probably be put on the back burner and become “hollywood Royalty” drug addict kids. Like Michael Douglas’ kid. There is just going to be this huge group of friends who are all different races coming together for the sake of the one needle they share. It will kinda be like the Its a small world after all ride… but with heroin.

  5. tahnee

    shit, poor kid

  6. Chatham

    An asp is a snake, you moron. Anything else we need to clarify for you?

    I loathe Madonna and everything she stands for. She is a poser, a desperate attention whore, a whore, and a faker. I hope she contracts a painful, humiliating disease, because only then will she realize how insignificant she truly is.

  7. #6 Chatham, I was wondering what moron would take the bait and you my tiny amoeba minded friend took it.

    ASP stands for Active Server Pages. ASP is Microsoft’s old school server side scripting engine and this is clearly what Fishstick had in mind.

    Dope

  8. Are you For Real

    Before everyone starts bashing Madonna for adopting this child, let me remind you

    1) The Kid’s father has been non-existant until Madonna showed up to adopt the child, then he starts claiming he wants to take care of her and the mother’s family said NO!

    2) The child is in Malwai, where 14.2% of the population has HIV/AIDS. Do you have any idea how much people that is?! The life expentancy is only 37 years old there! And you all want her to stay there? Stop being so judgemental on someone thats trying to give a little girl a chance at living a long fruitful life in a HOUSE rather then a orphanage.

    3) At least Madonna will be putting time and money into a child. Where is everyone else?! Anyone find it alarming that no other BLACK celebrities are out there trying to adop african kids that are dying by the day. Oh yeah tahts right Rappers are too busy buying bling and cars….so stop getting mad cause a WHITE woman wants to make a difference (And yes I am a BLACK MAN)

  9. Anexio is stupid

    Hey, Anexio…is your google broken? Next time google the word before you launch into a verbose pontification of stupidity.

  10. edi

    Her Human Trafficking makes me really angry. They said no. The child has a father and she puts them up between a rock and a hard place because she is wealthy and they are not. So now her kid is going to be raised by a nanny instead of in her own culture with her own people.

    This bitch will rot in hell one day for her abuses.

  11. Anexio is stupid

    @ 8- Black celebrities are busy with their white girlfriends that WANT to make a difference.

  12. mamamiasweetpeaches

    MADONNA is like the Veruca Salt of pop stars: “But I want THAT black baby!”
    So many kids to adopt in this world and she gets hellbent on the one that will cause the most controversy and get her the most publicity. Bra-vo. It must be nice to have so much money you can go out and “shop” for the trendy baby du jour.

  13. Mr. Jones

    “..believe me, she could move mountains when she’s this determined”

    Thats putting it mildly. With a mere incantation she can open up the gates of Gehenna – unleashing hordes of succubi who would rip the flesh from our bones as we writhe in agony under the fires of hell.

    A mere child sacrifice or two a year is a bargain. We need to keep this going.

  14. Patty

    yes! she’s awesome, I mean, at her age, she’s still attractive to many people! you don’t know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___T a l l l o v i n g Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she’s like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)

  15. havoc

    Fuck! We went from nipples to Madonna?

    Why do that to us?

    .

  16. sick of celebs

    I guess you really can buy a child if you have enough money.

    If Madonna really wants to have an impact on childrens lives, she needs to follow the example of Paul Newman and his Hole In The Wall Gang Camps. An organization that is little known to many because it does not have a “media whore” attitude, but at the same time has done more good than Madonna or Angelina could ever imagine.

    Google it and learn how a real charity operates.

  17. justifiable

    #2 Nice try, Fish was referring to the snake that ended Cleopatra’s life but thanks anyway for that totally lameass google. You also mean “pounce”, not “trounce”, moron. Congrats on making a real asp of yourself.

  18. Her child army is nearly complete.

  19. Rasputins Liver

    Man….

    …that’s too bad.

    Pity the kid.

    For Madonna it’s all about her, generating publicity and money. She’s a self-serving selfish cunt.

    Not to mention she’s uglier’n two piles of dog shit.

    Ya just know Guy Ritchie gets down on his knees every morning to thank God he’s no longer married to that man-hand/arms Yankee ho-bag.

    I mean, c’mon, folks! Would you put your Li’l Dubya into something where The Worm’s, Dennis Rodman’s, jizz has been?

    Think about it, people.

    .

  20. Susan

    Sad how these 3rd world sell their children for big money and we shrug of off as the kids will be better off because Madonna has lots of money.
    Great now here is another little black boy for Madonna’s maid to raise. I’ll bet that little girls families hand is itching for that big money Madonna is going to pay them for selling that kid. A new market has opened up “Aficans R US” kids of all size special. Yeah I said that and I’m black to.

  21. Anon

    So I guess in third world countries men has just as little rights to their own children as in the developed west

  22. p0nk

    why does Madonna remind me of the ChildCatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

    Anexio, you’re an asshat, and i believe ‘rasp’ is the word you were thinking of. Asp is indeed a venomous snake. Your pathetic attempt to belittle your mental superiors in #7 show you to be the douchenozzle, moron.

  23. Fleur

    This is really the best outcome and I’m so happy for Mercy who’s going to have an amazing life! Madonna didn’t give up on this child and I applaud her for working so hard. This should silence the critics who cast aspersion on her motives for adopting. Hey Madonna, please adopt me too!

  24. dirk

    Do you think the clothing designers laugh their asses off when they deposit the checks? I would.

  25. G-PewNit

    I wasn’t aware there was such a shortage of children needing adoption in the US that someone would need to fly to Malawi to buy one.

    If only I had enough money so that I could be as carefree and monumentally selfish as Madonna.

  26. sin

    #2 . It is a rasp, not an asp that is a wood file. Which I think Skeletor uses on her face. Damn shes ugly.

  27. Kelley

    Right on, No. 19 !!

  28. Kelley

    Right on, No. 19 !!

  29. Madea

    what the fuck is on her head?

  30. Al

    So I guess Mercy’s dad can’t have his daughter because the grandmother want to sell her to the rich spoil bitch who can’t be denied nothing. David’s dad put up a fight for David until he got Madonna’s money.
    If they don’t want their kids why don’t they all get them self fixed so they can stop dumping out kids to sell to rich Americans for their nannies to rise.
    We would be crazy to think Madonna is rising any kids.
    I understood the first slaves were sold by their own tribes so I guess that’s still going on.

  31. Al

    So I guess Mercy’s dad can’t have his daughter because the grandmother want to sell her to the rich spoil bitch who can’t be denied nothing. David’s dad put up a fight for David until he got Madonna’s money.
    If they don’t want their kids why don’t they all get them self fixed so they can stop dumping out kids to sell to rich Americans for their nannies to rise.
    We would be crazy to think Madonna is rising any kids.
    I understood the first slaves were sold by their own tribes so I guess that’s still going on.

  32. maggie

    I guess the baby will arrive just in time for Madonna’s summer tour of Europe–and will be handed over to nannies.

  33. KL

    Shithole orphanage in Africa vs. life w/ one of the richest, most famous women in the world. I don’t live in a shithole and am in America and I’d choose Madonna if she picked me. Damn, lucky girl.

  34. I guess the baby will arrive just in time for Madonna’s summer tour of Europe–and will be handed over to nannies.
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  35. Darth

    Is it just me or is it going bad with Hugh Hefner’s empire?

  36. Vinegar

    The fantasy world that this pushy woman worships is drying up as fast as her looks. Despite all her screaming and whining, none of the crap she thinks is important can save her from the reality of her inevitable old age and death. Just ask David Carradine! She’s a futile, pathetic, insane cow.

  37. Trustee

    Yes, HIV AIDS is rife in Malawi – how ironic that Madonna doesnt adopt any of “those” babies. The child is leaving everything she knows to live in a barred townhouse in NYC with caregivers – everyone’s dream come true! Now she will have no mamma, no daddy and no one that even knows her. Madonna sux.

  38. This is disgusting. Yet another kidnapping by the world’s most desperate dried up old clam.

  39. it’s quite simpel, THEY HAVEN’T ENOUGH FOOD IN AFRIKA!!

  40. Dan

    That still don’t justify selling your children. Families in Africa are disgusting if this is true and the officials are pathetic money grubbing snakes.

  41. friendlyfires

    Ok, that picture was very funny, I needed that funny very much, thank you.

    Now, doncha’ wish this time life imitated a Law & Order episode, and she gets sentenced to prison and serves twenty-five years to life for something heinous she does to that poor kid.

  42. Susan_A

    Malawian authorities didn’t think anyone would be watching when they approved this adoption. Too bad everyone knows about it. I have just cut my payments to support the kids there. I’m sure Madonna and Kabbalah center can provide for these people.

  43. Paulie

    Yeah, Mercy would be so much better off at the orphanage! God, some of you are idiots.

    I also noticed that many of you seem to be hung up on the fact that the child is BLACK. Interesting.

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