Madonna’s Malawi adoption approved

The Superficial | June 9, 2009 - 9:21 am

Madonna has convinced (Let’s assume bribed.) three appeal judges in Malawi to allow her to adopt four-year-old Mercy, according to The Sun:

A source there said yesterday: “The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She’s off to America.”
A close friend of Madonna said: “She’s ecstatic. She made a promise that she wouldn’t give up on Mercy and, believe me, she could move mountains when she’s this determined.”

Funny her friend said that because Madonna actually threatened to move an entire mountain on top of Malawi. Along with blotting out the sun and transforming herself into a venomous asp that would devour the harvest. She loves kids!

Photo: Getty