Somebody’s spending a night in the scorpion tank. Jesus Luz the 22-year-old Brazilian model boyfriend of Madonna was spotted partying with several ladies in Rio de Janeiro, according to Page Six:
“There was a bash for Jesus on Saturday night,” writes our Brazilian spy. “More than 30 revelers partied so late into the night, the cops were called. Jesus was there the whole night, flirting with various girls at the party . . . he had lots of fun with the local female company.”
Maybe if Madonna spent more time at home and less time teaching Gwyneth Paltrow how to paralyze her enemies with fear using the Banshee Shriek, her man wouldn’t be out all hours of the night cat-calling around. Tell her, girlfriends.
Photos: Splash News
first | March 18, 2009 at 3:18 pm
first
Chris Brown | March 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Better make the sign of the cross, bitch, cuz her comes a bash for Jesus.
Sid | March 18, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Girls? Really? Jesus seems like he swings the other way, like he’s looking for a doubting Thomas to put his finger in his hole…
Natasha Richardson | March 18, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Sounds like he did a little skiing on the bunny slopes, if you know what I mean.
Lisa | March 18, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Madonna’s complexion is looking pretty radiant.
I’m sure her and Gwyneth are laughing about how they bath in virgin blood for some twisted Kabbalah ritual to remain young forever.
Jrz | March 18, 2009 at 3:26 pm
“Jesus was there the whole night, flirting with various girls at the party ”
Hee hee….I mean…..it just sounds funny, like the Lord was hangin wit some hotties, like Sexy Jesus on Hamlet 2.
Jennyjenjen | March 18, 2009 at 3:27 pm
She has red-wine mouth going on..
RichPort's Ghost | March 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm
This sinewy hands… I wake up screaming about hands like that…
pete | March 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Hey, Madonna, can’t you pop just few more forearm veins?
1 MILF Hunter | March 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Jesus was looking for women that aren’t old enough to be his mom and the leathery equipment that goes with it.
Jrz | March 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Pic #3: Why….I don’t know why I’m such a douchbag, Madonna….that is a superb question, however, and I will turn to Kabballah for enlightenment
waiter | March 18, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Oh great, I get the table with AlwaysPosing and ShitEatingGrin. I can’t wait until they try to flirt with me by making barely disguised hostile “little boy” comments…
Richard McBeef | March 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm
it’s pretty sad when you are such a washed up old hag that you make g. paltrow look smoking hot.
Andy | March 18, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I’d punch ‘em both in the vagina but I don’t want to get bite marks on my fist.
Mr. Jones | March 18, 2009 at 3:42 pm
In that first pic, Madge looks like she’s fiending for some gold-pressed latinum.
Or the precious… yeesssss.. my precious
Amber | March 18, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Love the captions lately!
Amber | March 18, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Love the captions lately!
Plobes | March 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Madonna looks gorgeous in these pics
props to her plastic surgeon!
Julie | March 18, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Three words, Madonna…
Crest White Strips.
ItsFullOfPoop | March 18, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow just might be the whitest woman who ever lived…
Star Wars Book Reviews | March 18, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Two women well past their primes!
????????? | March 18, 2009 at 4:13 pm
?????? ????? ???? ???, ??????, ???????????, ??? ??, ??? ?? ?????? ???????????? ??? ????, ???
translation:
Wheres a suicide bomber when you need one?
I swear the hadjis could fix their relationship with the world if they would take requests!…stupid bitches.
sapphire eyes | March 18, 2009 at 4:13 pm
In pic #4 Madge is wearing a huge cross … and Gwenyth is sporting that cheap $0.03 piece of red string.
I wonder where Chris Martin has been lately. Haven’t seen too many pics of the ‘happy English family’ around lately.
…just saying…
Actress Scene | March 18, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Madonna is hot
Gando | March 18, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna sharing the same glass!? I didn’t know these two where this close!
Nero | March 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Italian background means lotta wine and dine!
Sauron | March 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Women and wine! Tell me about it! There’s not much else what makes them getting in the mood!
JJ Daddy-O | March 18, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I look at these pictures an all I can think of is the word “wizened”. LOOK IT UP, YO.
Crucible of the Armpit Virgins | March 18, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Jesus fucking Christ getting a lap dance. How can you get over 40 and STILL look like a total skank? I bet her buh-gina looks like a pitted prune and smells like vegetarian chile.
anna999 | March 18, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I found a great site “”"”" Meetwealthy .c om………… “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
ishi-san | March 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm
i can see where Lourdes got the eyebrow(s) from
jBiGGs | March 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm
heathin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katherine | March 18, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Actually, Madonna’s finally looking a lot better, it looks like she’s put some much-needed weight on, good. She kind of reminds me of early 90′s Madonna (hair, make-up, clothes) and that is a good thing.
Helen | March 18, 2009 at 11:46 pm
This story was totally stolen on http://hollywoodcelebrityblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/madonnas-jesus-finding-new-disciples.html
gerard Vandenberg | March 19, 2009 at 1:47 am
what did madonna eat?
………………….DEAD PARROTS, folks?
Maturity Denied | March 19, 2009 at 7:25 am
This woman is 50 fucking years old. Why doesn’t she do something worthwhile or at least act her fucking age? She is an old woman now. And she is taking good care of her I am quite sure naturally hairy pussy’s needs for cock with a guy more than half her age. And yet, she is raising children.She wants to adopt more poor kids. Yeah she is the next rich Mother Teresa with an active libido and grey (naturally) cunt hair.
The other whore is one of the Great Cunts of Earth. How old is that one, 45?
Ahhhh to be able to have so little skill and talent and worth to civilization and so much money! So much money for the few for their meaningless endeavors! That’s what we are here for. To enrich the rich by grinding away our lives to support them!
Remember back in the days before we all worshipped the same god? We had dozens of gods to think about. Now we have famous people instead! We used to make sacrifices to them. Now we spent tons of money to watch movies.
Nothing ever really changes in essence. Only in form. Same elements, different molecules.
mikeock | March 19, 2009 at 8:11 am
Looks like madonna ordered cock for dinner.
zen | March 19, 2009 at 9:26 am
They look the same age and I don’t mean this to be a complement.
jimz80 | March 19, 2009 at 9:33 am
pic #4 – Paltrow has the squarest jaw I’ve ever seen on a chick.
gerard Vandenberg | March 19, 2009 at 9:53 am
Those “WEIRD” front TEETH must definitrely be a big stine in her shoe for about fourty years, folks!!
shanemax | March 19, 2009 at 9:56 am
Two nasty hags with bad bleach jobs and black roots wearing Kabbalah bracelets probably discussing how much they hate America while speaking with a fake British accent. Why can’t they go skiing and not wear helmets?
lucy | March 19, 2009 at 9:58 am
SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OLD RICH JEWISH WOMAN WHICH SHE IS
kline | March 19, 2009 at 10:09 am
nais
jonas | March 19, 2009 at 11:59 am
madonna is so damn hot, jesus girl friend is just a friend.she never date him.she already said that jesus just says wonderfull things about madge.and madonna looks hot for 50
liza | March 19, 2009 at 9:48 pm
madonnas never short of men, jjesus was just a break, she’ll just move onto the next married man
Tracey | March 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Madonna looks like Priscilla Presley now. They could be twins! Poor Old Madge.
Mary | March 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Hope Gwen doesn’t ruin her marriage.
ldy | March 20, 2009 at 10:02 am
Good new, Funny!
dfng | April 4, 2009 at 9:14 am
Nice…………
sd card | May 6, 2010 at 5:30 am
I am sure that her and Gwyneth and laughing about how the blood bath in virgin for some twisted ritual of Kabbalah to remain forever young.