Madonna weighed in on Britney Spears’ lack of a normal childhood and blamed it as the cause of her insanity. Fortunately, Madonna’s kids have absolutely no interest in fame, according toPeople:
In fact, they clamor for a “normal mom.” Asked if they give her a hard time for working so much, Madonna say, “Yeah! ‘When are you coming home?’ ‘Why are you always working?’ ‘Why can’t you just be like a normal mom?’ I just remind them about all the things that they have, and that if I didn’t do what I did they wouldn’t have those things.”
So what are the perks? “They get to travel a lot, they get to do a lot of interesting things and meet a lot of interesting people. Usually that shuts them up.”
Way to be, Madonna! You truly kick ass at being a mom. Because nothing produces well-rounded children like teaching them material objects are the key to happiness and are a suitable replacement for a mother who’s got more important things to do then spend time with you. It’s practically a wholesome family episode of Leave it to Beaver. Except this one ends with Lourdes snorting coke off of Joe Francis’ coffee table.
NOTE: Glad to see Madonna covering up “The Guns of Navarone” while in public. THANK YOU!
ph7 | May 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Her cooter is nothing but cobwebs and dust
ErikThaRed | May 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
What the fuck is that beast thing that is walking with her in the last picture?
Jodi | May 14, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I’m really glad that I’ll never have sex with Madonna, or Elvis Pelvis beside her.
^Jodi.
Famous Plastic | May 14, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Madonna is the only semi-sane celebrity out there. Love her.
Lord of Bacon | May 14, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I bet her kids also clamor for a mom thats female.
No more Madonna pictures before dinner Fish, I beg you…
veggi | May 14, 2008 at 2:57 pm
It’s easier to be a good mom when your daughter can be rented out as a helper monkey:
http://sweetshuga.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/madonna-lourdes-unibrow.jpg
For some (UGLY!) reason, I don’t (UGLY!) think that (UGLY!) Madonna’s daughter’s (UGLY!) major problem with be (UGLY!) her childhood experiences…
jake | May 14, 2008 at 2:57 pm
hilarious, looks like that albino guy in the train on end of days with arnie shwarzenheimer.
Chupacabra | May 14, 2008 at 2:57 pm
My mom never said that.. she just said, “I have to work. Someone around here has to pay the godamned bills, now go fix mommy dinner, I’m too tired to eat.”
Then, soft snoring in the background while her car keys fall gently to the floor.
Meanwhile, my dad has been sleeping in his chair since right after the 6 o-clock news…which he watched right after coming home from work…
Boring!
Auntie Kryst | May 14, 2008 at 2:58 pm
So when is Madonna going back to Africa to steal another baby? The one she has now is getting too big to cuddle..
PS “Except this one ends with Lourdes snorting coke off of Joe Francis’ coffee table.” Great one Fish!
M.D. | May 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm
The thing next to her is a genetic knockoff that Madonna sprouted in her basement, so she could have a source of new organs whenever she needs them. They work out together to keep the tissues saturated with nutrients.
pathetic | May 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm
What a joke she is. “I won’t be a mom to my kids but I’ll give them all kinds of material things”. She didn’t have a mom and look how she’s turned out. Those kids don’t have any love, but hey they get to travel and meet other screwed up celebs! Yippee! I wouldn’t trade places with them for all the money they have. They’ll be in rehab by age 16.
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
What the FUCK is that thing in the red tank top walking next to her????????
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Oh, sorry #2, you covered that already..
wren | May 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Yikes. The face closeup pics are really harsh. Even with that melted thing beside her for contrast.
Jumpin_J | May 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
What’s wrong with Madonna’s “guns”? I’d rather see hers than Amy Winehouse’s anyday.
FCS | May 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Before Maddona came around entertainers actually had to have talent, you know be able to sing, write music, play an instrament etc. So she opened the door for all the Britneys and Blohans of the world.
And for this she should die. Painfully
Ang | May 14, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I think it was a mistake for Hayden Panettiere to slim down. And become Madonna’s lesbian workout partner. And take her leftover steroids.
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Jimbo your midget called. She’s done with the horse screwing and ready for your peanut shaped flacid pasty worthless dingaling.
FRIST!!! | May 14, 2008 at 3:11 pm
#18, who are you, and how in the fuck do you know I just emailed Jimbo??
anne | May 14, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I continue to loose respect for Madonna. With as many children as she has now and as much money she has there is NO reason why she needs to work as hard as she does OUTside of her family. The best place to invest your time and money is in your children. They would STILL be able to travel and meet interesting people.
oakling | May 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm
“YOU WANT YOUR DAMN BARBIE PORSCHE, DON’T YOU? DON’T YOU?! THEN SHUT UP WHILE MOMMY GOES ON TOUR FOR ANOTHER YEAR!!”
newlysingle girl(fuck) | May 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm
nice bod.
David | May 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm
haha I wish she could see what you have written..
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Wow, Rene Zellweger is looking really tasty in that last picture.
Jimbo | May 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm
When my daughter complains about me working too much, I stick my cock in her mouth. Usually that shuts her up.
BunnyButt | May 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Went to see grandma on Mother’s Day. Grandma is 80 years old, weighs about 75 pounds, and is at death’s door. Madonna’s hands look just like hers.
BTW, why is Madonna dressed like a 13 year old boy?
Sid | May 14, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I’m figuring the thing in the red isn’t really with them, it just came up through the sewers while they were walking home.
Jimbo | May 14, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Did someone say 13 yr ol boy?
badge | May 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm
gross, joe francis that rapist
tanya | May 14, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Nice fucking shorts grandma.
Gits | May 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Yeah, Madonna should spend lots of time at home, sure, she seems so sweet and caring and likable…how many times do you think this type of scene has happened already?
“No… wire… hangers. What’s wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work ’till I’m half-dead, and I hear people saying, “She’s getting old.” And what do I get? A daughter… who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her… as she cares about me. What’s wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We’ll see how many you’ve got if they’re hidden somewhere. We’ll see… we’ll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You’ve got any more? We’re gonna see how many wire hangers you’ve got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Lourdes, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in London and you don’t care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Michigan. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.”
BunnyButt | May 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Also, is it my imagination or is Madonna starting to bear a strong resemblance to Voldemort, especially when she’s wearing shades?
hot mess | May 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm
she should’ve taken a cue from mariah
bosendorfer | May 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm
madonna’s a good business person and understood objectifying herself as a symbol made her powerful. her present condition illustrates a lack of understanding…she’s really teetering on the line now, between aging superstar and silly/grotesque “carnival dog.” it’s difficult when the attention recedes. no amount of money or security assuages the emptiness — even children and motherhood don’t. too much success, too much attention, the imbalance creates something wholly unstable. more masculine than feminine, ambition and vanity incarnate, what are her motives now? where is she heading? look at her.
where are my happy pills?
Joco | May 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Okay so she doesn’t have enough money so that she can spend some time with her children? Since she doesn’t haven’t enough time for her own children, she goes and steals another one from Africa.
President Bill Clinton | May 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Aw look, the keeper is taking her shaved monkey for a walk down Ugly Street.
Shiver. That creature in pink in the last photo is enough to drive me back to Hillary.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm
She looks like John Lennon in a blonde wig here, eat some pie Madonna, you are too thin.
Badhouscat | May 14, 2008 at 4:52 pm
The Father can take care of the children too. He doesn’t work much. Many mothers work outside the home. The Father can pick up the slack.
Anon | May 14, 2008 at 4:58 pm
He probably does badhouse but thats not the point is it.
Think back to all those years we’ve had kids saying to dads “you work too much”.
By your definition it didn’t matter because the mother “picked up the slack”
They want to spend time with their mother.
A simple concept, I would’ve thought.
Lola1 | May 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm
“Her cooter is nothing but cobwebs and dust”
As if you’re half as interesting
Lola1 | May 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm
“Since she doesn’t haven’t enough time for her own children, she goes and steals another one from Africa.”
Is your brain brown, clogged ?
Sheva | May 14, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Children being children would like to have a relationship with their parents and spend time with them. That’s just normal.
Being that Madonna has more than a hundred million clear, of course she has to leave home to take trip ‘to work.’
Work is what whores call it these days. I have to go work kid. STFU.
Allie | May 14, 2008 at 6:02 pm
That’s sad. Rather than listening to what her kids are saying, she’s reminding them of what they have, like they don’t need her around. Her kids are going to grow up and resent her for it.
So they better be grateful and shut up, right?
Joco | May 14, 2008 at 6:30 pm
She looks repulsive, like a dried up prune. What kind of fool would admit to being a fan of hers? What’s up with the sk8er boi shorts? Act your age, granny.
Danklin24 | May 14, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Way to go Madonna.
Whats that honey, you want quality time with mommy? Well piss off you little runt, mommy has to work so she can buy you that llama and million dollar sports car when you’re old enough to drive. You do want the most extravagant lifestyle possible dont you you little shit!? Now, go play with that fork and electrical outlet, mommy’s got work to do. Fuckin brats!
dude_on_a_wire | May 14, 2008 at 6:36 pm
The cat woman is most likely pissed that Madge has passed her in sculpting the perfect feline appearance.
Anon | May 14, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Am I the only one who thinks Danklin24 has raised a very good and persuasive argument?
kittysue | May 14, 2008 at 7:22 pm
That thing with her britches falling down is her trainer. They sure do get photographed together quite a bit. Spare me the stupid Ed Hardy baggy capris, Madge.
I have to say – I do appreciate her candor. She is the frickin’ material girl, after all, and she doesn’t seem to be spending all her time partying.
Who Cares | May 14, 2008 at 7:32 pm
No talent, can’t sing in key if her live depended on it and the older she gets the more and more she looks like a fucking fugly man.
char | May 14, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Ok this from a “MOM” who gave her daughter a $10,000 credit card to teach her about managing money?? PLEASE sit down Madonna before you hurt yourself. Neither you nor you children have a clue about ‘normal’