Madonna’s flings threaten her adoption plans

March 25th, 2009 // 67 Comments

Madonna’s relationships with Jesus Luz and Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez have thrown a wrench into her plans to adopt three-year-old Mercy from Malawi. NY Daily News reports:

“The news she is linked to another woman’s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”
Officials are unhappy the 50-year-old Material Mom, who adopted toddler David Banda in Malawi in 2006, flaunted her relationship with Luz in a recent racy W Magazine spread.
Simon Chisale, Malawi’s child welfare chief, said morality plays a big part in the adoption process.
“We do not only look at the material issues, but also the moral standing of prospective adoptive parents, because we do not want our children’s morals to be corrupted,” Chisale said.

When reached for comment, Madonna responded by sprouting leather wings and flying off into the air. She was last seen over the Atlantic carrying a small African child in her talons. In related news, the entire country of Malawi is still engulfed in flames this morning…

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  1. Galtacticus

    I only take a phone up when i see a number appearing! There’re lots of marketing calls nowadays!

  2. Gando

    She looks great! I bet her kids love her!

  3. Hizzoe

    am I not the only one who finds it ironic that a spokesperson from malawi is talking smack like that ? Malawi has one of the highest % of people with AIDs (not that having aids makes you a bad person) and has gone through many corruption scandals with its government. Madonna would be a better for any child who’s alternative is living in a small hut.

  4. sapphire eyes

    @49 — ITA w/you. My DH & I tried fertility treatments for years and endured so many disappointments … you’d think that people who want to adopt because they want a family and –not a fashion statement that needs food and attention — would at least be considered with some compassion. But holy shit, DH&I did everything but give DNA — home studies, physicians’ reports, proof of a religious affiliation (we had to prove we were married in a CAtholic ceremony) reasons why we wanted to adopt from a foreign country, letters of support from our friends and siblings, provide 3 years worth of income tax statements, get screened by the Dept. of Homeland Security, have state, county and local police records (they must be clean) and be fingerprinted. That’s before we were even approved to adopt from Poland.

    Once we got to Poland, we got to meet our girls for a couple of hours every day. We could not take them off the orphanage property — not even for a walk down the block. We had to make three trips to Poland — it’s a freaking 10 hour flight if we were lucky enough to get a non-stop flight — and people from Europe shower like once a week. 60 hours of that on a plane and when we finally got to Warsaw, we were met with soldiers holding machine guns aimed at your head. Even if I had enough mental energy to process that image at that time, I don’t think I would have believed what I saw. Luckily I was jet-lagged and sleep-deprived and had enough anti-anxiety medication in me that I was only capable of putting one foot in front of the other and presenting my passport.

    Now everyone asks if we want to adopt again. If they knew the truth of what we went through to get our children from Poland, they would know that “Oh hell no” is not a statement bitterness, just not willing to fork out $40,000 and “gifts” for the orphanage officers, and log another 60 hours sitting next to smelly, unwashed Euro-trash.

    @12: The reason kids don’t get adopted from Denmark, Norway or Sweden is because those three countries have the highest rate of people who rated themselves as “happy” with their lives and have enough positive social structure to support one another instead acting like “Desperate Housewives”. They’re happy, they have a great government infrastructure to help them raise their children, good schools, from pre-school through college, they have good jobs, stable economies and take care of their own needs first instead of being war-mongering troglodykes like GWB.

  5. sapphire eyes

    @49 — ITA w/you. My DH & I tried fertility treatments for years and endured so many disappointments … you’d think that people who want to adopt because they want a family and –not a fashion statement that needs food and attention — would at least be considered with some compassion. But holy shit, DH&I did everything but give DNA — home studies, physicians’ reports, proof of a religious affiliation (we had to prove we were married in a CAtholic ceremony) reasons why we wanted to adopt from a foreign country, letters of support from our friends and siblings, provide 3 years worth of income tax statements, get screened by the Dept. of Homeland Security, have state, county and local police records (they must be clean) and be fingerprinted. That’s before we were even approved to adopt from Poland.

    Once we got to Poland, we got to meet our girls for a couple of hours every day. We could not take them off the orphanage property — not even for a walk down the block. We had to make three trips to Poland — it’s a freaking 10 hour flight if we were lucky enough to get a non-stop flight — and people from Europe shower like once a week. 60 hours of that on a plane and when we finally got to Warsaw, we were met with soldiers holding machine guns aimed at your head. Even if I had enough mental energy to process that image at that time, I don’t think I would have believed what I saw. Luckily I was jet-lagged and sleep-deprived and had enough anti-anxiety medication in me that I was only capable of putting one foot in front of the other and presenting my passport.

    Now everyone asks if we want to adopt again. If they knew the truth of what we went through to get our children from Poland, they would know that “Oh hell no” is not a statement bitterness, just not willing to fork out $40,000 and “gifts” for the orphanage officers, and log another 60 hours sitting next to smelly, unwashed Euro-trash.

    @12: The reason kids don’t get adopted from Denmark, Norway or Sweden is because those three countries have the highest rate of people who rated themselves as “happy” with their lives and have enough positive social structure to support one another instead acting like “Desperate Housewives”. They’re happy, they have a great government infrastructure to help them raise their children, good schools, from pre-school through college, they have good jobs, stable economies and take care of their own needs first instead of being war-mongering troglodykes like GWB.

  6. emily

    She is so old but still beautiful ! Many hot girls at “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M”are talking about this too. It is a site for wealthy guys and sexy girls to look for love or more.

  7. Evil Cat

    Madonna should give Octomom a call, maybe Octo can spare a few kids.

  8. An irresponsible mum?
    ……………………….MEET HER, folks!!

  9. Allowing kids to be raised by such a dreadfully self-centered woman should be considered an act of child abuse.

  10. Barry O

    In Malawi, no problem some cash and a few DVD players can’t take care of.

  11. martiniman

    I can’t stay here all day. I’ve got to post these talking points and do damage control on like 20 more blogs and I haven’t even had second breakfast yet!

  12. Interesting piece of news.

  13. Interesting piece of news.

  14. jesus

    Who the fuck is Brasillyan Jesus, I am Dutch Jesus since long, well I don’t want to insult Brasillyan but can he treat her like I do, and can he love her like I do(after Melissa Etheridge).
    And why not adopting Mercy, if she can pay enough attention etc. to Mercy.

  15. jesus(not Luz)

    She is a very good mother, and she pays enough attention to all her children and don’t anybody to do wrong with her children then I get fat angry and curse you to hell/death. or worse..

  16. The news is the most satisfying I’ve read in some time here.

    Just to show that celebreties untouchable and are not questioning his ethics becomes CAN. Here’s hoping a great compassion and common mother and father, rather than leather is followed by witch witch from hell.

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