Madonna says she had some explaining to do when her daughter, Lourdes, asked about that kiss with Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. “(Lourdes) is really obsessed with who is gay,” says Madonna in an interview in Out magazine. “And she even asked, ‘Mom, you know they say that you are gay?’ And I’m, ‘Oh, do they? Why?’ And she says, ‘Because you kissed Britney Spears.’ And I said, ‘No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.”
Great, so now Lourdes will think her mom’s some sort of lesbian vampire. Although if you change the word “energy” to “insatiable lust for Ding-Dongs” the story makes a lot more sense. I just can’t wait to see what Madonna does when her daughter decides to “pass her energy” onto the dog.
Thanks to Beth for the tip.