Madonna’s crotch wants to sell you a purse

January 6th, 2009 // 137 Comments

Here’s Madonna in the latest Louis Vuitton ad, and what the decaying hell are these people smoking? I seriously doubt anyone is looking at this photo and thinking to themselves “Oh, wow, a vag-cophagus. I suddenly need a new handag.” Unless Louis Vuitton is aggressively courting the elusive “Gay Paleontologist” market. In which case, jackpot!

Photo: Louis Vuitton
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  1. lori

    “vag-cophagus”…..OMG..stop stop! my sides are splitting!!

  2. tam

    ALEX RODREGUIZ ….baby! this is what you been waiting patiently for, come get it now!!! Im ready for you!!

  3. West Door

    Hard core and diseased. The only thing that could make this ad any more classy is to see Amy Winehouse scratch her armpit with a pocketbook. ARod must have to wear a plastic suit before getting anywhere close to that stench.

  4. brian

    madonnas never been an attractive woman nor sexy and who told her she could model?

  5. grayson

    wonder which holds more, the purse or her vagina

  6. Jamie's Uterus

    Nothing about her is original. Even this pose. I think one of the America’s Next Top Model contestants did this exact same pose with a handbag, about a year ago.

    I am so sick of this worn out hag.

  7. marti

    go alex !….go alex!…..go alex!……do your thing and hit this old turkey!
    still cant believe you left your wife for this 50yr old crotch.

  8. wendy

    omg! rodreguiz shagging this old crotch?

  9. Megan

    dear madonna: please, for the love of all that is holy, please, PUT ON PANTS!!!

  10. Megan

    dear madonna: please, for the love of all that is holy, please, PUT ON PANTS!!!

  11. Mia

    Madonna is totally awesome even at her age now = )

  12. Curlews

    You have no idea of the power of a true narcissist.

    Now everyone thinks she’s disgusting. That’s because it looks like she’s trying to hang onto her youth. But in ten years when she’s 60 she’ll be doing even worse and nastier stuff than this and a lot of people will consider it “liberating” to see an old lady allowed to be sexual… Women will start embracing their “inner crone.” She will flaunt her haggishness, revel in her disgustingness, like the wicked witch she is. And she will succeed.

    The cougars of today are the crones of tomorrow. What else are they gonna do, turn to God? It’s too late. Madonna is ready to collect them and give them a purpose — to be gross and vulgar and horny and shameless right until the end.

    • swim

      And the men are just as bad. Michael Douglass looks like my great aunt, no doubt. Imagine him in this add, his sagging sad sack + stick, hanging down under his bum. I want to see.

  13. Geoff

    What you people don’t know, is that the ad, when printed on the magazines, will be a “scratch and sniff” one.

  14. Hagdonna

    A -rod and Madonna met through their steroid distributor.

  15. feces

    #62 that was awesome!

  16. fuckstocker

    Your fuckstock is assprone. nutcocker.

  17. Even when america is going down there are true “FAKE-CELEBRITIES” who spit on just everything, folks!!

  18. tim

    LOVE it!

    MADONNA is and always will be the best! Its amazing that she can still get you talking. I cant believe the passion with which many of you are writing. It speaks volumes about you personally to be quite honest. Madonna got 10 million dollars for her 1 days work. What did you losers make today? That’s right…..She’s HOT and youre just jealous.

  19. Johnny

    AMAZING!

    She looks incredible. I absolutely love the I don’t give a !@!@$#@$ attitude she has! Now that’s a 50 year old mamma I’d do anytime.

    SEXY!!!!!

  20. Parker

    @68

    Let me guess. You’re a flaming homo.

  21. Tanya

    Brilliant!

    I think for those of you who are being negative it’s just a reflection of your own hang ups and insecurities. We want to box women into what society thinks they should dress and act like at a certain age but Madonna defies this and she looks fabulous doing it!

    Dont hate….LOVE and Respect the QUEEN!

  22. Parker

    @68, 69, 71

    Let me guess. You are all the same person trying to make it seem like more than one person. Nice try gay guy still trying to convince his friends that he’s not.

  23. jessie mc

    madonna never ceases to amaze me! i think she looks great. im a 21 year old female and i wish i looked that good now, yet alone at 50.

  24. Geoff

    I think its pretty brash but she’s no Kate Moss. Then again, only certain people can afford those bags anyway. they’re probably all of Madonna’s friends anyway. LOL!

    @ 72, you’re way too involved in this dude. give it a rest.

  25. Nevrithina

    cool site. 1st time i ever came across this. I think Madonna looks good. Im sure its airbrushed but so is Britney Spears and pink and all of the younger singers. whatever, i would’t kick her out of bed. HA HA. actually im so horny i’d due any chick with a hot bod, so she’ll do just fine.

  26. heavenScent

    hmmm which is more tough, leathery and an overexposed junk storage center? methinks it’s Madge….how can claasic LV spring for such a classless skeletor?

    #29 best comment ever!

  27. Jess

    MILF!!!! I definitely would.

  28. heyday

    hey No. 68 I hear your a 78 years old, the real reason Vuitton paid this 50yr old skank 10mil was to help you old folk realise your sexual potential, a good spanking is all you need at your age, shes the new geriatic pin-up girl, be sure to pin her up in the bathroom.

  29. Big Jim n tha Twins

    Always a ball of class, that woman.

  30. tc

    !!!!!!!!SHUT YOUR FUCKING LEGS, YOU SLAG!!!!!!!!

    Nobody wants to see a cunt born in the 1950′s, even if it is madge vag.

  31. Spagett!

    i wish she would just go away forever and id never see or hear of her ever again, or die

    that would be even better, shes so gross. never found her attractive at all, and what the fucks up with that gap? why did she never get it fixed? same with michael strahan, dumb nig

    fuck the eagles

  32. abrit

    arods homebase

  33. cynthia mckinney

    She is just getting ready to do another one of her books.

  34. michelle Nachtigall

    As much as I am against leather and ridiculously priced handbags, I do believe this is ageism and sexism at its worst. 50 does not mean what it used to. 30 years ago, 50 was frumpy, ‘Edith Bunker’ type shit. If Madonna was just a random person on the street, you would be impressed. If it were a 50 year old guy, no one would blink. I’ve been reading comments on here for a little over a year, and I realise I’m not dealing with the brightest people (With some exception), and I enjoy snarkiness as much as everyone else, and I don’t really care much for Madonna, but give me a break. And another thing: If you continue living, you’ll be 50 someday. And if these attitudes prevail, you’ll be eating your words. Douche Wibblers. Sorry, too many big, scary words for you? Go get pregnant.

  35. michelle Nachtigall

    As much as I am against leather and ridiculously priced handbags, I do believe this is ageism and sexism at its worst. 50 does not mean what it used to. 30 years ago, 50 was frumpy, ‘Edith Bunker’ type shit. If Madonna was just a random person on the street, you would be impressed. If it were a 50 year old guy, no one would blink. I’ve been reading comments on here for a little over a year, and I realise I’m not dealing with the brightest people (With some exception), and I enjoy snarkiness as much as everyone else, and I don’t really care much for Madonna, but give me a break. And another thing: If you continue living, you’ll be 50 someday. And if these attitudes prevail, you’ll be eating your words. Douche Wibblers. Sorry, too many big, scary words for you? Go get pregnant.

  36. The Douche Wibbler Whisperer

    Oh, it seems I posted my real name. Very well, feel free to contact me so I can ignore you. :D

  37. #68 – You wept when Liberace passed away, didn’t you? How many colors are in your rainbow?

    #84-85 – If old women are erection killers, she is a mass murderer. Deal with it.

  38. Rob

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…gross

  39. I’d rather be… handbagless :))))))

  40. The Douche Wibbler Whisperer

    That’s not what I hear about your grandmother, #87.

  41. The Douche Wibbler Whisperer

    Oh, and #87- Even if #68 IS gay, does that mean his opinion is less valid than yours? Homophobic Douche. I’ll bet your mother wishes she’d swallowed instead. This planet is doomed. People are just getting dumber and more arrogant. These comments prove it. But I guess the name of the website says it all. I am among vapid dipshits here. I shouldn’t expect intelligence in this forum.

  42. Rob

    #90 you are a Douche

  43. Jibbly Biggins

    Ladies and gentleman…..may I present you our fine leather purses….and some more fine leather.

  44. #88 – Wow! That was hilarious! Did you write that??? The originality! The timing! The sarcasm! Can we be BFFs? Aw, c’mon!

    #90/ 91 – Seriously cupcake, isn’t there a size 11 woman’s pump just begging you to jam you hairy toes into it? His opinion isn’t less valid because he’s gay, it’s less valid because it was fucking idiotic. Moron.

  45. gabi

    she is totally awesome.she is so damn hot.look at other pics from LV madonna looks perfect and she doesnt have her legs open.but its art.in europe is totally vogue.she is so fashion thats why she keeps doing campaigns for fashion designers.she is amazing.the only woman in this world that has carisma

  46. peter

    jealous jealous shitney fans…madonna is the queen.shitney is a mental freak.no longer sexy.madonna is the one.sexy as hell.mama mia.when i got 50 i want a woman like her.she is amazing.totally cool.she works with old and young people,thats just amazing.she can do wherever she wants.its always fashion

  47. karma

    madonna looks hot.jealous bitches.a real man loves real womn like madonna.she is a sex bomb

  48. The Douche Wibbler Whisperer

    Um, dillweed, my name is up there. I’m not ugly, or fat. Go check out my myspace profile if you need proof. Hmmm… 5’7 125 pounds, blond, blue eyes, 34C,28 years old, face like a model……yeah, you’re way off.

  49. The Douche Wibbler Whisperer

    Michelle Nachtigall, AKA The Douche Wibbler Whisperer. That’s me. Check out my pics and masturbate.

  50. The Douche Wibbler Whisperer

    Oooh, #90 defended you, and you still made fun of him! I’m getting douche chills!

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