Here’s Madonna in the latest Louis Vuitton ad, and what the decaying hell are these people smoking? I seriously doubt anyone is looking at this photo and thinking to themselves “Oh, wow, a vag-cophagus. I suddenly need a new handag.” Unless Louis Vuitton is aggressively courting the elusive “Gay Paleontologist” market. In which case, jackpot!
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Mark | January 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm
The horribleness of this ad will haunt my nightmares forever
Mark | January 6, 2009 at 1:48 pm
The horribleness of this ad will haunt my nightmares forever
toolboy | January 6, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Wow, a leather purse and a leather vagina. That bitch has everything.
tp | January 6, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Nutcracker!!!!
ad agency | January 6, 2009 at 1:51 pm
“New from Louis: ‘the box’. It reeks of tuna all while telling the world: I like to spend my money on dead cowhide. Hot, you bet. Sexy, beyond belief.
Here’s Madonna with her box. Notice the sleek sophistication of ragged panties found in a back alley dumpster, the overwhelming sense of romance implied by a woman with her legs spread far and wide on the seat of a city bus… Louis… ‘the box’… get yours today.
whatarethose | January 6, 2009 at 1:52 pm
What is it about her the totally creeps me out?! It’s like my grandma trying to be ‘sexy’, ewwww.
Alex | January 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Consider the customers. You could put a photo of whale shit at the bottom of the ocean as the advertisement, just as long as you put those stupid fucking patterns somewhere on it. Ah, Louis Vuitton! Now that’s nice!
Angry Beaver | January 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I swear to God if you’ll just close your legs I’ll buy a purse. Ten purses. A hundred. Whatever it takes. Shut the black hole down before we’re all sucked in!
Hollywood | January 6, 2009 at 2:03 pm
DUDE!!!! A little heads up there. I am sure that the creature from Tremors lies beneath those shorts.
I have to go vomit now.
BeaArthur | January 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I’m waiting for someone to Photoshop the individual faces of the Golden Girls on there. That would make it more tasteful.
This is disgusting. She’s old and smells like stale cheese.
Savalas | January 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I smell fish and mothballs.
Deuce Bigalow | January 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm
But what will we do with all of the vomit?
lulu | January 6, 2009 at 2:10 pm
hey fish, its handbag not handag. :)
p0nk | January 6, 2009 at 2:11 pm
must be made of very durable leather to withstand that kind of assault. I’ll buy one (the purse, not the vag).
Celine Motherfucking Dion | January 6, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I love how the commenters on this site make fun of her old age – it’s fucking great. Eventually more and more people will laugh at her, and it will eventually drive her into retirement where she will end her days being a bitter, but inconsequential hag.
KG | January 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm
It’s not that she’s “old”. It’s that she is NOT aging well. I know numerous 50 year old women who are a LOT better looking than Madonna. I’m not sure they were “hotter” than Madonna 25 years ago, but they sure as heck are now.
The problem for Madonna is that her appeal was always about sex and breaking rules. When you get to be 50, it’s time to fall back on actual talents, if you have any. Unfortunately, she doesn’t, really, except for self-promotion.
Sid | January 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
It’d be a great ad campaign if they were selling tuna-scented steel wool.
Alex | January 6, 2009 at 2:20 pm
@16
Guy, is that you?
jenipurrr | January 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Oh my gawd…I think I just puked in my own mouth…. *yack*
Deacon Jones | January 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Hit it.
Henry | January 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
She’s so classy, in a traditional American way. We’d be so sad if she returned to the land of classy women (like Britney Spears) and deep thinkers (like George Bush).
Uncle Eccoli | January 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
@7
Whale shit doesn’t float?
hollywood_hillbilly | January 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Douchie, weren’t you discovered by a gay paleontologist in a large copralite bed?
Ha ha ha! | January 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
#17 Ha ha ha! Simple and hilarious.
allie | January 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
haha handag
the pixinator | January 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm
That outfit looks like the sofa declared war against the drapes and the window sill. Madonna’s head is the mushroom cloud.
Mr. Jones | January 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm
The side of the handbag closest to the vajayjay looks like its melting… or being sucked in. I refuse to look closer to verify. Plus my video card is shooting sparks as we speak.
Wahts that smell | January 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
You can smell it from here….
havoc | January 6, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Kind of like an old Bowflex.
You just end up hanging shit on it…..
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bete noir | January 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Really Madonna, are we gonna have to look at your old ass crotch until you’re 80? Come on!
Give it a rest bitch! Time to leave the crotch shots for the young’uns.
Think of your children, girlfriend!
Ted from LeMars | January 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Super pussy! Super pussy! Super pussy!
Come to think of it, I’ll have the soup.
Alex | January 6, 2009 at 3:04 pm
@22
No sir. Sinks like a rock. The only exception is whales that don’t feed specifically on krill.
cleanup crew | January 6, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Hey, does anybody know if Monistat will stain dark leather upholstery?
Jana | January 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I am so tired of seeing her crotch….so tired….zzzzzzzzz……puke…..zzzzzzzz……puke
SouthAfricanHotti | January 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm
i love this pic….. pretty artsy….most of u bums here wouldnt get it!
dictionary | January 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm
SouthAfricanHotti: black person with burning tire around neck.
SouthAfricanHotti | January 6, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@36
IS THAT IT? REALLY? IF U TRYING TO B FUNNY AT LEAST MAKE SUM SENSE!
SouthAfricanHotti | January 6, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@ 36
REALLY? Is that it? if u r tryin to be funny at least make some sense first….
veggi | January 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Yes, it’s an artsy picture all right. I think I saw it at a Motel 8.
Tofu | January 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm
This add is suppose to make me want to spend 3,000 on a purse. Only 3 percent of the US population can truly afford this over priced purse while the others go into credit card debt.
AJ | January 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm
#16
Madonna never had natural beauty and relied on make up and dying her hair blonde (a lot of plain or ugly females dye their hair blonde to put more focus on their hair and not their face.) Basically Madonna used sleaze appeal to attract fans.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Thats what you call a crotch rocket superfish, how many guys you know can ride it and hang on?
yak | January 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm
she needs a good clean between those legs, I dont thing madrod with her legs spread to the cameras will make the slightest differences to any sales, infact as a fan of Vuitton Im really put off by this, its a disgusting shoot and so B grade, they have airbrushed these images to the point that madonna literally looks younger than her daughter. cant quite work out what the promotion was for and why choose a 50yr old, Vuitton Old-Bag promotion? that gives the ads new meaning, .
belinda | January 6, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I think this would have to be Louis Vuitton biggest mistake.
shes vile and a cougar who always talks about cleaniness and purity and changing the world stop kidding yourself madonna. close your legs and work on yourself first.
Holly | January 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Looks like she’s offering to house a few Madagascar fruit bats.
michelle | January 6, 2009 at 4:27 pm
One word:
GROSS!!!!!!!!!
grayson | January 6, 2009 at 4:43 pm
what holds more, the purse or her crotch?
The Laughing G-D | January 6, 2009 at 5:02 pm
“Unless Louis Vuitton is aggressively courting the elusive “Gay Paleontologist” market. In which case, jackpot!”
Nice.
Sgt Carter | January 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm
I love the smell of rotten old crotch in the morning
sarah | January 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
those are the weirdest shoes i have ever seen.