Madonna’s arms defy logic, actually get grosser

June 5th, 2008 // 67 Comments

Madonna left the gym last night and answered the question on everyone’s minds: Can her arms look any more like pale white beef jerky? Yes. Yes they can. I don’t know what her workout regimen entails, but I’m sure it involves Madonna yelling “I want them to look spaghetti noodles but oddly buff!” To which the trainers, with their vast knowledge of physical fitness, respond with “Holy shit that corpse can talk!”

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  1. LEB

    You’re all just jealous because she could probably beat you up and not break a sweat.

  2. me

    OMG this woman is so FUG !!! She’s old and that fat free bullshit makes her look even older. She’s gross. eww.

  3. I can’t believe the juvenile comments some of these idiots have posted. This woman will be FIFTY in August and she deserves kudos for staying in such great shape.

  4. You insecure, jealous pussies are pathetic! Madonna’s shapely, veiny arms are the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen and the reason all hollywood starlets are hitting the gym.

  5. zoe

    I think she looks great, wish i was so dedicated to look fit, also i hope i look that good at her age i bet most that are slating her wont.

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  7. I think she looks great, wish i was so dedicated to look fit, also i hope i look that good at her age i bet most that are slating her wont.

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  11. you are right #1 – being proud of such a stupid accomplishment shows you are a douche.

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  14. Trisha

    She has gone to the next level of ,”Ageing Gracefully”, to ageing like ,”Capa-la-ries n At-ries,”.It series look ugly n yucky n so unlike a healthy or natural .
    I guess sometimes ,one show knw the d/f, b/w Healthy n fine v/s unhealthy n Creepy..

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