Madonna left the gym last night and answered the question on everyone’s minds: Can her arms look any more like pale white beef jerky? Yes. Yes they can. I don’t know what her workout regimen entails, but I’m sure it involves Madonna yelling “I want them to look spaghetti noodles but oddly buff!” To which the trainers, with their vast knowledge of physical fitness, respond with “Holy shit that corpse can talk!”
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titsXD | June 5, 2008 at 10:27 am
first !! no one gives a shit
sportsdvl | June 5, 2008 at 10:28 am
you are right #1 – being proud of such a stupid accomplishment shows you are a douche.
Madonna’s arms are nasty, must be payback for that deal she made with the devil to get famous.
havoc | June 5, 2008 at 10:29 am
That’s like Victoria Beckham nasty……
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ubee0173 | June 5, 2008 at 10:31 am
eek! she looks like that pasty geeky d&d kid in high school who turns out to be creepily muscular- but still pasty and skinny..
Alisha | June 5, 2008 at 10:35 am
i wouldn’t want to arm wrestle her.
Bob | June 5, 2008 at 10:39 am
Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
nipolian | June 5, 2008 at 10:39 am
For a second I thought that girl in the last pic was Hayden Panettiere……….but then I realized that the girl in the pic has semi-large hooters……..what worries me is that I usually notice the hooters before anything else.
bakinmycake | June 5, 2008 at 10:46 am
Mrs. Roboto?
titsXD | June 5, 2008 at 10:46 am
sportsdvl i was talking about Madonna’s arms
Auntie Kryst | June 5, 2008 at 10:49 am
Rrrrrrrr Madonna’s got two tickets to the gun show.. My question is do you think this fucking gym rat has her own music cranking while she’s pumping iron? I think that would add some nice icing to the douchebag cake.
Tommy Sneakers | June 5, 2008 at 10:50 am
She looks like Carrot Top but with blonde hair.
Denny | June 5, 2008 at 10:52 am
Holy trailer trash! Have those pants ever seen the washing machine?
ph245 | June 5, 2008 at 10:54 am
I would still like to play with her boobs.
and her hairy bush.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 5, 2008 at 10:54 am
I’m sure that little Zelwiger wannabe (ahem) cleans her carpet… And it’s gotta suck for Madge that she shares the exact same smile with Dave Letterman.
jesus | June 5, 2008 at 10:55 am
what a shame. she used to be so pretty and feminine. now it would be all i could do to ass fuck her.
fiona | June 5, 2008 at 10:57 am
she’s obviously going for the carrot top look.
Anexio | June 5, 2008 at 11:03 am
Isn’t about time that some stiff badger hair should be growing out of her chin?
She is an old Italian woman now.
gerard Vandenberg | June 5, 2008 at 11:08 am
Is this the new SEXY-look?
hmmmm………………………….TASTES DIFFER!!
Please give alot of people JOY and HAPPINESS:
………..JUST KILL YOURSELF?
Sparky | June 5, 2008 at 11:09 am
So now I know what the Cloverfield monster looks like…
Jackson'shole | June 5, 2008 at 11:09 am
My son asked me the other day how old she is. He said that in her latest video she looks hot until you remember that it’s Madonna.
insecthero | June 5, 2008 at 11:22 am
One problem is that her triceps are way huger than the rest.
-Woodie | June 5, 2008 at 11:24 am
Looks kinda gross, but she’s 50. How many 50 year olds have arms like that? I’d rather have that then a bunch of flab.
Ted from LA | June 5, 2008 at 11:25 am
She will pump (clap, clap), you up.
izzo | June 5, 2008 at 11:34 am
She looks like Willam Defoe
theotheraaron | June 5, 2008 at 11:38 am
half robot, perhaps?
IgottaBeMeee | June 5, 2008 at 11:49 am
Mongo eat babies, make Mongo strong!
abdo | June 5, 2008 at 11:57 am
Madonna..That’s one hard candy thing!!
http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com | June 5, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Yikes!!! Lay off the weights for a while there tough guy!
Barak Obama | June 5, 2008 at 12:29 pm
This white bitch used to be hot back in the ’80s when she was kind of chubby and totaly slutty!
Come on know: What’s the differance between the Titanic and Madonna? Only 1200 men went down on the Titanic.
Anyone…anyone……?
Jumpin_J | June 5, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Madonna no like Superficial writer… make Madonna mad! Madonna SMAAASH!
Grunion | June 5, 2008 at 12:47 pm
There’s ugly, and then there’s Madonna
Jade | June 5, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I don’t want to insult someone who cares about their body and likes to keep in shape.. but wow she seems to have taken it a bit far. Too masculine.
I’ve stopped caring about her as a singer, but the couple times I’ve seen recent music videos, I’ve found the sexuality she’s trying to express with the bulging muscles to be conflicting.
Mississippi | June 5, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Some people get better looking with age. and others…not so much..
JPRichardson | June 5, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I think she is beautiful. I like toned, fit, slim women. Moreover considering she is already 50 yo. I don’t know wtf is everybody talking about.
Just Sayin | June 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm
“She Look” …….
“Like-A-Man”
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justifiable | June 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm
So she has time to over-workout, but no time to get her roots done? Nice.
#6 Please believe yourself, you should fuck off and die painfully.
Sparky | June 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Regarding #6~
Aren’t these comments supposed to be moderated?
silvereyes | June 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@22 Exactly
Vince Lombardi | June 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Nosferatu, please contact Madonna… we have your undead corpse.
Chupacabra | June 5, 2008 at 2:38 pm
what the SHIT is up with her shirt?
People who work out too much die early or get a testicle removed…that’s right, I’m looking at you Live Strong or Die…
neuromancer | June 5, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Yikes! She reminds more and more of that scene in Boondock Saints where Willem Defoe dressed up in drag. Wait! Has anyone actually seen Madonna and Willem Defoe together in the same place before? I’m just sayin’.
Pumpkin | June 5, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Good one fish that was the funniest thing i’v read in awhile!
Grab the loose flesh on the inside of your upper arms | June 5, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Why the big deal about Madonna’s arms? Is this news or something? Get a life….like Madonna who spends hers exercising and getting in shape, not growing a fat ass or dough arms sitting on the computer criticizing others.
snarky | June 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
well, you gotta at least give her props for really fighting this darned aging thing with all her might (she’s still gross & annoying though).
tp | June 5, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I bet she has a bony chach…
Dorito Man | June 6, 2008 at 12:31 am
Though I prefer more flesh on a woman, she does work out and stay in shape. Good for her. (bony chach aside)
Unbeliever | June 6, 2008 at 6:47 am
#37 – yes, you dumb cunt
I’m happy to see the Skeletor look make a comeback for has-been pop stars
chimichagis | June 6, 2008 at 9:05 am
@41 LMFAO
wet newspaper | June 6, 2008 at 9:33 am
She probably had good intentions, but this is just over the top. It makes her look sort of manly. A woman has no need for such muscles.
herbiefrog | June 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm
we tried to explain and all we got was… shavuoyt ?
[dont tell me you cant even spell jewish?]
[did you think that we would try harder ?]
…waiting for you
…just waiting for you
…etc. : )