Madonna’s arms defy logic, actually get grosser

Madonna left the gym last night and answered the question on everyone’s minds: Can her arms look any more like pale white beef jerky? Yes. Yes they can. I don’t know what her workout regimen entails, but I’m sure it involves Madonna yelling “I want them to look spaghetti noodles but oddly buff!” To which the trainers, with their vast knowledge of physical fitness, respond with “Holy shit that corpse can talk!”

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