Seen here in Malawi this morning wearing.. camouflage pants and army boots? (Well played, Ambassador Madonna), the pop star’s attempt to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, was delayed by a judge today who pushed the adoption hearing to Friday. The AP reports:
Some child advocacy groups say the 50-year-old pop star’s plans to adopt a young Malawian girl have been fast-tracked because of Madonna’s money and status. One accused her of acting like a rich “bully.”
Meanwhile, a coalition of non-governmental organizations held a press conference in the capital, Lilongwe, criticizing the pop star’s latest adoption application.
“Mercy James is a child who has her extended close family members alive and we urge Madonna to assist the child from right here,” a statement from the coalition said.
Mabvuto Bamusi, the coalition’s national co-ordinator, said they were asking the court to uphold the country’s laws and to “fully” assess Madonna’s second adoption bid.
You know what? How about Madonna and Angelina, and apparently Fergie now, all have to put the adopting on hold until we handle more dire child problems here in America first? I’m talking safe homes for all the Octo-kids, and the Duggar family is completely sterilized. Or at least half of them are taught the birth canal isn’t a cannon for Jesus. I’m willing to compromise.
Madonna | March 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Lick my beatup pussy and steroid-swollen clitorenis, you fucking useless unfamous unrich pieces of shit.
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
A cannon for Jesus.
Oh. My. God.
I thought the vagina/clown car reference was hilarious.
kids | March 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Nah nah neh nah nah!!! Hey Mercy, your new mom wears army boots!
syn | March 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm
If the little girl has family in Malawi that are willing to and capable of caring for her, that is where she should stay. If you disregard her wealth, I don’t know how Madonna could possibly be considered a suitable candidate to become an adoptive mother.
Ha! | March 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Damn! Jrz beat me to it! Cannon for Jesus…
Rev. Ted Haggard | March 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm
“Cannon for Jesus” is the game Catholic priests play with altar boys.
Karen | March 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm
At least she’s not looking old and crazy…
In the second to last picture – she did get cheek implants, didn’t she? Now, at the wrong angle, her face has the stretched Halloween mask look.
ew | March 30, 2009 at 4:40 pm
pic #7. the face i see before i wake up screaming.
I call 'em as I see 'em | March 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I wonder when Malawi is going to put together the timing of Madonna’s visits with the roadside findings of young mother’s carcasses, drained of all blood….
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Does she think that’s like Africa Chic? Doesn’t she realize that war has destroyed the continent of Africa and a lot of people are emotionally scarred from soldiers and militia who dress like that? What an insensitive shit she is.
Rick | March 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I bet she’s pissed and I don’t blame her one bit. Adopting from Africa is exactly like KFC drive-thru, specifically when you pull up to the window and they’ve fucked up your order, and tell you you’ll have to wait. If I fucking wanted to wait, I wouldn’t have slummed it to get something crappy fast at KFC.
National Geographic | March 30, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Genetics have destroyed Africa, but yes, war has been widespread.
Mabvuto Bamusi | March 30, 2009 at 4:46 pm
We believe that the girl in question, Mercy, will be better off living in a mudhole covered with flies.
I'm #12's Portrait | March 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Guh’head….click it! I’m #12
James | March 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm
What a fucked up country! Who argues with somebody who shows up to haul away the garbage??!!!
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm
If I see one headline that says HAVE MERCY! I sware to God, I”m going to kick Madge in her vadge.
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I do believe that the picture in #14 is James, as well. The Powerful Wizard *rolls eyes*
GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Mercy, cause it’s better than a cannon for Jesus.
mmd | March 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm
why does she keep getting little niglets?
wtf? stupid bitch
JR | March 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm
new writer suckssss
I call 'em as I see 'em | March 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I bet it’ll be: “Madonna has Mercy” though, Jrz…
Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Yeah….you’re right #21.
I thought if Butler Univ. won the NCAA tournament the headline could be THE BUTLER DID IT.
I should be a headline writer
Erica | March 30, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I agree with Fish. Why not adopt American babies? These celebrities with all their snobbish politically correct African adoptions, what are they thinking? It’s a big deal with lots of cameras when it happens, but then you’ve got to RAISE the kid when the cameras go away. With these African kids that’s like getting a lizard for a pet when you could get a dog, in terms of capacity for learning.
justifiable | March 30, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Anyone who’d take a four year old child away from an extended family thinking that a single parent of a different race, language and culture would be better for them is fucking insane. Adopting a four year old is a lot different than taking on an infant, this isn’t some “project” you slap a red thread on and hand off to a nanny while you go on tour or out looking for your latest underage boyfriend. This bitch is a complete megalomaniac. Pick on some kid who doesn’t have anything or anyone to lose, where living with you might be a possible improvement, Madge. This kid ain’ it.
I call 'em as I see 'em | March 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Oh, and Jrz, you’ll be wanting the extra strength, industrial “Boot Condom”, then. Shall I put you down for a couple dozen? I believe they’d work on Paris Hilton and “Octo-Pussy” as well…
well, technically... | March 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
“Pick on some kid who doesn’t have anything”
…ummmm…ever been to Malawi?
. | March 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
sooo has her lower half joined the military?
Barack | March 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm
You know that in her head, she’s already referring to them as “Nig1″ and “Nig2″.
Americanwhitetrash | March 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Crazy bitch alert and wants to share it with some kids so they’ll grow up flaky and nuts.
Alex | March 30, 2009 at 5:05 pm
These are the moments when I close my eyes for a minute and hope that I’ll somehow be back in the 1970′s. Life really was more simple back then. We knew our enemies and our friends. People like Madonna were divas not politicians dictating policy.
This is a college drop out who sucked and fucked her way to stardom. Pay for play and coercion become footnotes when you have half a billion dollars in the bank. Her curse is that no matter what, she’ll never be happy. How many kids and husbands and mansions are enough?
I really don’t like this foul mouthed hasbeen.
I call 'em as I see 'em | March 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm
#25 was regarding #16, Jrz, so you don’t think I’ve lost my mind just yet…
I'm a perv | March 30, 2009 at 5:10 pm
That Lourdes is going to be such a hottie in few years. She looks just like her mom which means 6 years from now she’s going to look just like she did in her prime in that Playboy spread from 84 with the pictures from 79. That sexy “Like A Virgin”, “Material Girl”, “Desperately Seeking Susan” Madonna with the unibrow. I wouldn’t be surprised if Madonna isn’t secretly planning on pushing her little girl out into the pop scene in the next few years.
huh? | March 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm
1970s??? Vietnam, Nixon, Watergate…good times, good times….
miggs | March 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Lourdes will look like Madonna in one way: her first nude pics will sport the biggest bush you’ve ever seen.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm
All of these comments strike me as slightly racist, in a sexual way.
Deacon Jones | March 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Is she trying to blend in with the local militia?
I'm a perv | March 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm
@ 34. Yeah, dude. I have still have that Playboy. That bush is so big it looks like she’s getting eaten out by a midget with a jewfro. Seriously that bush is fuckin ridiculously huge.
Idontwannamadonna | March 30, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Yeah, I know that if I was going to try to adopt a LITTLE GIRL from a war torn African Nation, I’d want to adopt the costume of her oppressors. Nothing makes a first impression bond like frightening the shit out of the kid. Then I could tend to the girl’s breakdowns and prove what a good mother I’ll be. Then I’ll change her name to Sybil.
See, I’m smart like a wolf spider. No, sorry, I meant smart like Madonna.
havoc | March 30, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Adoption plans/ World domination…same thing. But nothing is denied the Madonna. Except the ability to adopt a British accent.
Kofi Annan | March 30, 2009 at 5:38 pm
She forgot to say the magic word (ungawa).
Tee | March 30, 2009 at 5:38 pm
#30 Well said!
Was it on the Superficial that I read Madonna was saying that her kids complained that she was away working so much and her response to them was, “Do you like all those things I buy you? Well, you only have those things because I work so much.”
This, from the woman who preaches Kabbala and won’t let her children watch TV, and absolutely forbids them to watch “Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer”, in an attempt to look like a snooty, holier-than-thou, responsible, Dr. Spock-reading parent, all the while screwing married athletes and then throwing them away and moving on to the nearest little Hispanic boy. I mean, Rudolf is a bad influence, but materialism and one-night-stands are acceptable?
How much do you wanna bet Madonna chose Mercy simply because she liked her name?
GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 5:41 pm
#41 you STFU. She is like a virgin. Says so in her song……………..
Andy | March 30, 2009 at 5:44 pm
She chose “Mercy” because at the time, that was A-Rod’s safe word during extreme anal play.
BBC | March 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Malawi officials made it clear, however, that they expect to continue to receive massive international aid.
American Consumer | March 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Oh that’s just great! We have to suffer through these economic times, and now the Dollar Store of adoption is getting all uppity.
CanadianGal | March 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm
camouflage pants and army boots? Yes, but the $900 LV scarf doesn’t look right!
GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 6:03 pm
#45 hahahahahahahaha…………….**wipes tears*…….hahahaha…..that’s funny.
justifiable | March 30, 2009 at 6:08 pm
#26 I wasn’t referring to money. Yeah, Malawi is a dirt-poor country, but this kid has something, meaning family. Madonna adopted her last kid away from a father who couldn’t compete with her financially – there’s something really sick about this need to repeat the “they chose me” scenario. #30 is right, it’s never enough – just like Octomom with her 14 kids that she needs to give her unconditonal love. Children are not a magic bandaid to fix what’s wrong with YOU.
SoTe | March 30, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Why are u judging a woman that is trying to adopt a kid that would otherwise probably starve to death or die of aids. It is insane. I dont care what her reasons are, if she is saving a child from death she’s got my vote of approval. I dont think Madonna is doing a bad job with her children. Lourdes is a very smart girl that speaks various languages, she has a great relationship with her mom (if u are a girl and u were ever Lourdes’ age, you know it is not easy, at all, to have a good relationship with ur mom), all of them seem well educated and well behaved, I dont think we should judge her because of who she sleeps or doesn’t sleep with. If she was a guy there would be nothing to discuss here. Chauvinistic pigs!
Napoupi | March 30, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I’d like to ask : why do all these children she’s trying adopt suddenly have parents as soon as she shows up to adopt them ?
I mean, we heard about her adoptive son’s father bitching about the adoption process and the proper education to be given to his son, then about the family of that little Mercy girl, apparently bitching along the social services for the same reasons.
WTF ? I don’t want to give unconditional support to Madonna’s whims or something, but why the f**k do we have to listen to the complaints of parents or “close” (lmao) family members that were obviously putting the child for adoption in the first place ?! Sounds like basic media-whoring on their part, to me…
So leave her alone, and wonder about the true motives of that little girl’s “family” instead (i.e. : GEWD MUNNIEZ !!!111)