Madonna’s adoption isn’t going so great

October 16th, 2006 // 83 Comments

The Human Rights Consultative Committee is hoping to halt Madonna’s adoption of a 13-month old baby boy because they want to make sure Malawi laws aren’t bent for her. The group is currently applying for the court to recognize them as a sufficiently interested party so they can file an injunction later in the week to block the adoption.

“The rich shouldn’t get preferential treatment. I am fine with the idea of the adoption but I want people to go through the system,” said Emmie Chanika, director of the Civil Liberties Committee.

And even though she reportedly left Malawi with the child on Friday, turns out there were some legal problems getting his passport setup and he had to stay behind, only finally being able to leave today with one of her bodyguards and her personal assistant. So basically Madonna abandoned the child her very first day of being an adoptive mother. At this rate the kid might as well have been adopted by a fire hydrant. It might not be as rich but at least it’ll love him more.


  1. britannica

    can’t you do better than that? that comment was total richport

  2. britannica

    You’ll have to fight my wife to the death, but if you win, she’ll finally be happy

  3. Italian Stallion

    Britannica: Dick in your mouth……Brush yo teeth………

    How does it feel to get shit on by an intelligent black man, because I for one thought he made you look like an asshole but I guess you see that everytime you look in the mirror anyway. Don’t fuck with the Port, you will get burned……What did we learn? LOL………….

  4. enrapturelj

    Touche’! What kind of real, caring mother would leave the child behind? ATTENTION SEEKING PUBLICITY STUNT! Bet she wouldn’t do that with one of her real kids; and you know damn well she’ll favor them. He’ll be the “token” kid in the family. I see therapy in his future. Or drugs and prison.

  5. laurie

    wow there’s a lot of man-on-man love here…

  6. ApacheRose


    If I wasn’t already very happily involved with my own sexy smart man, I’d be really thrilled to be the girl in the middle of all this “man-on-man love”

    Hell, yes.

    Smart guys are so fucking sexy.

  7. laurie

    simpering male bonders and the blimpkins that love them

  8. britannica

    Don’t fuck with the Port how could i, obviously you’re already in “the port” balls deep. i wish you two the best, you’re very brave and clearly in love.

  9. RichPort

    #58 – Wow, where to start… uuhhh ok.

  10. jrzmommy

    rich, when you said Jesus was described as a black man, I had many funny images come into my mind…… that involved a remarkabely large gold crucifix on a thick gold chain and pinky rings.

  11. RichPort

    Jrz – HA!!! And so it was written…

    Jesus is usually the same way you described, just Puerto Rican.

  12. jrzmommy

    Rich–The Spanish Jesus has a donkey that sits realllllly low to the ground. hee hee

  13. britannica

    wrong port, that’s why you can’t see him. but nice reply, i was having difficulty getting to sleep, thanks!

  14. RichPort

    And hydrolics, with a naked breasty angel woman airbrushed on it…

    It took me a while to realize that ‘burritos’ were literally ‘little donkeys’. That and the fact that they are cylindrical in shape has made me forego burritos forever. After all, eating donkey dicks is just for people like britannica.

  15. jrzmommy

    Britannica is Spanish for donkey schlong, I think. I may be wrong, though, mi espa

  16. britannica

    an intelligent black man lmao. they owe you some change from all that tuition (as if). your name’s still Toby.

  17. RichPort

    I’m actually more than just Black, but thanks.

    And my name is actually an acronym:

    TMWFYW: The Man Who’s Fucking Your Woman

    britannica is just looking for attention and desperately trying to be funny. It’s just an example of people who are too pussy to post under their normal name picking a temporary name to come at people much better. Grow some balls cupcake.

  18. jrzmommy

    Don’t they know who you ARE, Rich? Rich Port?? Hello, people!!!……..the wealthy Portugese Woman-Fucking Tycoon from Lisbon! Geesh!

  19. RichPort

    Hee hee… you said Lisbon, which sounds a lot Lesbian, which, oddly makes me chuckle.

  20. britannica

    more than just Black

    don’t get defensive, Toby, being just Black is nothing to be ashamed of

  21. RichPort

    #70 – Toby? Lame, just like the name britannica. Stop being a pussy and post under your normal name. Bitch.

  22. britannica

    temper, temper. don’t start yelling at the screen, it’s not a movie theater.

  23. RichPort

    Like I said, you’re just a bitch. Carry on.

  24. britannica

    so just a few pops and you’re out, betcha wifey’s all too familiar with that. it was fun, i’ll miss you. smooch

  25. jrzmommy

    britannica — named after a great big barge — sounds a lot like that chick last week or the week before…the one who showed the pictures of herself and said she was going to tell our bosses on all of us……dammit, what was her name?

  26. Italian Stallion

    Damn, I forgot to come back to this post to see what bitchtannica had to say. I see it would have been a waste of time anyway.

    Jrz- RNR is who you’re talking about…

    Toby-That’s the best you could come up with, what a fucking loser…….

  27. RichPort

    Folks, what we have here is an idiot who normally posts under one name, but has decided to be a little bitch and post under an alias to unfunnily come at me (yea, I made up a word. Fuck it). I really must have touched a nerve for it to remain anonymous. But as you said Stallion, a fucking waste of time. It reminds me of the whole “I know you are but what am I” shit with damnYELL. Boring. britannica, you can remember me as TMWFYW and your woman can remember me as Sir Long Strong Dong. And I’ll remember you as the bitch who hid.

  28. jrzmommy

    rich, you sound a little worked up. relax, it’s not worth it.

  29. tsarinaamanda

    This Britannica douchetard is just another example of why I hate Christians. Carry on with making him look even MORE foolish, good job to you all :) The fights are the BEST comments to read, they’re always entertaining.

  30. RichPort

    Jrz – After 5PM…? Hmmmm… It’s like the Chinese lady who has the Black baby and names him Sum Tin Wong…

    I never get worked up, I have fun with this. I just like to remind bitches that they’re bitches just in case they forget. Thumping my chest makes my wife horny, so I think I’ll thump a bit longer before I nail her so hard she calls out sick tomorrow.

    And just in case anyone has forgotten, TCLTC.

  31. tsarinaamanda

    She’s lucky. My own boss is a TOOL. I have plenty of mornings when I wake up depressed and nauseous but I never get to call out sick.

  32. seventh1

    7, #10 #11 $36, gosh do you know how ignorant you sound? What does it matter what color the baby is? He’s adopted. Its a good thing, if she can provide him a better home. What’s wrong with that? Why should color play into it at all? Think before you type please, for once. Thanks.

  33. yeah, well, i’m sure the baby’d be better off with her anyways

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