Madonna’s adoption gets the green light

April 2nd, 2009 // 55 Comments

Despite protests from human rights groups, Madonna’s adoption plans in Malawi are a “go.” The Malawian government has announced its full support for the singer’s adoption of four-year-old Mercy, according to Reuters:

Malawian Information Minister Patricia Kaliati said Madonna had helped in the country and was a worthy mother.
“Madonna has been good to us, she is supporting over 25,000 orphans in this country and she has proved that she can take care of David,” Kaliati told Reuters.
“Very few rich and famous people can take time to fly all the way to Malawi to support our children we support her adoption process.”

Adding “She also found our sacrifice of Gucci purses filled with goat’s blood to be acceptable and has agreed not to breathe fire upon us from above. Although, she said that after adopting David and totally lit up our harvest anyway. But we’re confident she means it this time. — Fingers crossed.”

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  1. Monkey Hunter

    Now why can’t she adopt some American yard apes?Must all her primates be AIDS infected African chimps?

  2. Photoshop Police

    How much money did she spend on her trips to other countries and lawyers, etc., that she could have been spending HERE, helping (or adopting) perfectly worthy kids in the U.S. ?

    I’m disgusted at Madonna’s selfish motives regardless of her other intentions for good.

  3. spindoc

    She is just the theater of the ridiculous

  4. farty mcshitface

    yeh, this bitch is despicable. she bought off the govt. officials (big suprise that one!)
    i wish she would die of ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!i wish she would die of ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!i wish she would die of ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!ANAL WARTS!!!!

  5. Smarg

    She is TOTALLY fucked up. She resembels Jocelyn Wildenstein #1, #2 she’s TOTALLY fucked up. Imagine what she’ll look like 10 years from now. eew.

  6. Jrz

    So basically she paid enough to buy Mercy.

    David, it’s up to you to try to save yourself and little Mercy. Rocco and Lourdes have no choice, they’re genetically programmed to the life….but you…..you my little Malawaian hero…..you have a choice. You don’t HAVE to be her little black back-up dancer. RUN, DAVID! LIKE. THE. WIND.

  7. jrz

    David….take that…..stick/guitar thingy you got and hit ‘er in the knees and RUN! Now’s your chance…you can take out the one-eyed bitch behind you, too. Do it David….it’s your only chance!

  8. Primate Collector

    Madonna is like Jolie and is like Princess Diana who was trying to be like Mother Theresa. At least Di was genuine. The other two are phonies.
    Madonna, why not adopt a Russian child? There are plenty of them. Yeah we know you are doing this all to get attention you irrelevent old whore. Yeah go write another children’s book you dirty elderly, transhumanised, ugly and deformed prostitute

  9. amanda

    #6 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    that is the funniest thing i have heard all week!!!

  10. farty mcshitface

    notice how she wears those long sleeved shirts? its to hide those grim reaper arms!
    those fuckers are really scary!

  11. Blue Eyes

    #1 – What a heartless dumb ass excuse for a human….if that’s what you are.

  12. joho777

    Good for Madonna. If only more Americans would follow her example.

    But I wonder how much it cost her in bribes and graft to not only be able to complete the adoption, but to also get such a supportive statement from the Malawi Information Minister.

    I hope the little girl won’t be too disappointed when she discovers that Madonna isn’t a natural blond.

  13. CNN

    As much as I hate Fox News, I wonder if this story is true:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511737,00.html

    Supposedly there’s no trace of the $3.7 mil that was generated by a fundraiser last year organized by the Madonna/ Kabbalah thing called “Raising Malawi” and, of course, Gucci.

    And nothing is changing:
    Today she’s launching a charity auction on ebay for Raising Malawi. No details because – gosh – it seems to be a sudden development coincidentally tied to the momentary snag in her current kidnapping attempt. The auction is also promoting to a book that’s going to be published that’s connected to “I Am Because We Are”, Madonna’s nauseatingly self-serving documentary about discovering that there’s poverty and hunger in Africa. No distributor ever picked up the film, and the best part is that within the industry it’s often called “We Are Because I Am.”

  14. Jennyjenjen

    I’m tired of hearing people say “why don’t they adopt kids from the U.S.’ They don’t because they can’t. Celebrities even with all their money and fame don’t meet the standards necessary for an American adoption. Angelina has a history of mental illness, including I have heard a period of hospitalization. She acted like a lunatic for years wearing amulets of blood, mutilating herself and kissing her brother. Madonna is an aging whore who abuses steroids and in the past few months toted around a child lover and fucked another woman’s husband. These people want a process that appeals to their selfish natures and their desire for expediency. In a third-world country you can behave any way you want, pay a shit ton of money, and have a baby of your choice in a week…

  15. Jennifer

    You know who wins in all this? A little 4-year-old girl named Mercy, who otherwise wouldn’t have much of a future. Love Madonna or hate her, I think we can all agree that this is a wonderful blessing for that little girl.

    And #1, you are a disgusting, pathetic, heartless individual. Who could say such hateful things about a child? There’s clearly some sort of defect in your heart. If there is such a thing as karma, I hope you come back as a Malawian child in your next life. You think you are in some way superior because you are white and were blessed enough to be born in the United States? Skin color says nothing about your worth as a human being, and geography is just where you are on a map. Value as a human comes from character and integrity. Sorry, I hope those big words don’t confuse you, you red-neck hick.

  16. Andrea

    She’s not an ordinary bug…she’s G.I. Jane RoboCombatBug 3000.

  17. If Jolie can do it, so can she. lol

  18. Dr. Phil

    “You know who wins in all this? A little 4-year-old girl named Mercy, who otherwise wouldn’t have much of a future. Love Madonna or hate her, I think we can all agree that this is a wonderful blessing for that little girl.”

    Are you insane? Mercy will be addicted to drugs and cutting by age 15 at the very latest (by which time Madonna will be benching 300lbs and sporting a fully functional penis).

  19. mike

    I bet Guy Richie is crushed that he’s not involved in all this anymore.

  20. She looks like a bug in those ugly glasses!

  21. Donkey Punch

    Kudos to Jennyjenjen who posted an intelligent post (shocking on this site). You are a wise woman.

    Admin, please ban the worthless racist punk who goes by the name “Monkey Hunter” in post #1. Please ban his IP.

  22. Sarah

    “Donkey Punch” is an expression of sexual violence toward women.

    Admin, please ban the worthless misogynist punk who goes by the name “Donkey Punch” in post #21. Please ban his IP.

  23. Keep Up

    #21….Jrz said that (only better) a few days ago:

    Jrz – March 31, 2009 10:43 AM

    #9–Because no adoption agency in the US in their right minds would ever give these fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-ups a child. The countries that are like, PHEW! THANK GOD ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED are relieved to get rid of kids. They figure, well, better some brother-kissing, self-mutilating asshole raise this kid than it living in the gutter and dying of cholera.

  24. Why do celebrities only adopt non-American babies?

  25. Jennyjenjen

    Hey 23, let me have my glory! **accepting fan club applications**

  26. bootlips

    remember when fur coats were a fashion statement? Now having a coon is the latest fashion.

  27. Lincoln

    “Now having a coon is the latest fashion.”

    Like they say, fashion is cyclical. Never throw anything out, not even chains and whips.

  28. ishi-san

    @6 : I agree. Wonder what the price was….

  29. ishi-san

    @ 15: What a one-sided westernized view! Money does not make you happy! Of course its nice for the girl that she might get a loving home and all that…but do you think that’s really what she is going to get??????? 15 Nannies caring for you and prescription drugs controlling your complete emotional life by the age of 8 isn’t really making you happy!!!!

  30. tanya

    She just doesn’t strike me as the motherly type.

  31. tanya

    She just doesn’t strike me as the motherly type.

  32. timmy the dying boy

    I. for one, wish to congratulate the kind and magnanimous Madonna in the purchase of her stylish new accessory. It’ll nicely match the one she already owns.

  33. #29 – Sheeeeeeet… no one told me there’d be free drugs… fuck that, she can adopt me.

  34. Dale

    Why don’t they do somthing for the children of America? Come on people, start up all the questions as to why they don’t help Americans instead of spending all the money they make off us in other countrys. This is why America is falling. Spend it here.

  35. Turd Ferguson

    Why can’t any of these “celebtrities” help out a family with a special needs child who can’t afford the proper care?
    They’ll still get the good press, right?

  36. Turd Ferguson

    Why can’t any of these “celebrities” help out a family with a special needs child who can’t afford the proper care?
    They’ll still get the good press, right?

  37. Turd Ferguson

    Sorry, Turd was talking to himself again.

    Stupid Turd

  38. #1 Monkey Humper – to quote Axl Rose “You can suck my ass.”

    Anyway back to the humans, i guess it’s good for the little girl that she will be raised in an affluent country, but on the other hand she gets to be raised by a corrupt, hypocritical, self obsessed loon. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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  40. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger

    As long as she doesn’t bring that nigger here. We have plenty. She should take some of the N American Street Apes and adopt them and move them to Faggy France.

  41. lola

    I wish the stars would adopt American children. I know there are a lot more hoops to jump through, but African babies seem to be a new fad. I am sure that Madonna’s heart is in the right place. just my 2 cents

  42. borat

    #40 – Hey, listen from up the stairs. Your mom is yelling for her foot rub again.

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    #5, #6, #13, and #14
    Interesting, and well said.

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