Madonna’s MET Gala Outfit Is Just Like The Civil Rights Movement

♪ We shall overco– Fuck, I just pooped a little. Goddamn fiber gummies!”

Because being alive for thousands of years has a way of distorting one’s perception of reality, Madonna unleashed an Instagram rant in which she invoked the name of Nina Simone and equated her own struggles to those of the civil and gay rights movements. And what is her struggle? People don’t want to look at her old butt and boobs anymore. No, really.

We have fought and continue to fight for civil rights and gay rights around the world. When it comes to Women’s rights we are still in the dark ages. My dress at the Met Ball was a political statement as well as a fashion statement. The fact that people actually believe a woman is not allowed to express her sexuality and be adventurous past a certain age is proof that we still live in an age-ist and sexist society. I have never thought in a limited way and I’m not going to start. We cannot effect change unless we are willing to take risks By being fearless and By taking the road leas traveled by. Thats how we change history. If you have a problem with the way I dress it is simply a reflection of your prejudice. I’m not afraid to pave the way for all the girls behind me‼️ As Nina Simone once said, the definition of freedom is being fearless. I remain Unapologetic and a Rebel ❤️ in this life and all the others. Join my fight for Gender. Equality! 🙏🏻

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Before we jump all over Madonna for what is obviously the dumbest celebrity plight false comparison since Kristen Stewart said she felt raped by having her picture taken, we should remember the kind of shit our elderly relatives do when they forget their meds. My grandmother called me Uncle Tony and thought I was a Navy pilot for a full year, and I didn’t say shit, because it seemed to make her happy. So, Madge, you want to keep walking the red carpet naked? You go right ahead. We’re going to have a family meeting in the living room and look over these pamphlets. Ooh, this one has water aerobics!

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