Madonna’s Dark Magic Includes Photoshop And Other News

October 4th, 2010 // 44 Comments

- Jon Stewart jokes about Rick Sanchez getting fired. [Popeater]

- Keanu Reeves just now found out about the Sad Keanu meme. [Dlisted]

- Olivia Munn makes her first see-through attempt. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Bosworth is hawking jewelry now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- And so is Cindy Taylor. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan is trying to sell photos of herself in rehab. You know, for the healing. [IDLYITW]

- Charlene Yi just made TMZ look like even bigger asshats. Who knew it was possible? [BuzzFeed]

- Katherine Heigl quit smoking through the magic of technology that’s potentially killing her in the process. Good for her! [Huffington Post]

- Usher’s still trashing his ex-wife. WITH JETS. [Bossip]

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  1. GravyLeg

    Photoshop has a “De-Vein” filter now?

    At least she is slowly putting on more clothes in her old age…

  2. wow, that cleavage line is one of the worst pieces of photoshop I’ve seen.

    clearly she is drinking the blood of kittens in an attempt to stave off her rapid dustification.

  3. Burt

    She hasn’t looked that young in 25 years.

  4. Tanya

    It probably took forever for her to photoshop all of her wrinkles out!!

    • mcphatty

      so she pulled a Van Damme in pic 8 and played both parts, photo-shopped and ‘as-is’

      • Avacado Seed

        Picture # 8, is her sitting down with no photo shop, and the other half is of her standing up with photo shop. Amazing…………………………….. Too bad it can’t be done on a human, but only on a photo, maybe one day….., but it will still be too late for this old puss.

    • gack

      I actually heard it took the Graphic design team 18 hours just to get the wrinkles out of all these pictures, Just the wrinkles, the color and the shading of the pictures went to another graphic designer

      POOR BASTARDS

  5. Thru the magic of today’s technology the Queen’s reign has been indefinitely extended.
    All jokes about petting pussy aside, I know it ain’t real, but it looks real good.

  6. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    Commented on this photo:

    I confess I would love for Madonna to come over & scrub our tile floors.
    How much for that booking……5 million? Six? Can I write an IOU?
    Keep the gloves on…….PLEASE.

  7. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    not first!

  8. Miss. M

    A young Madonna would have never dressed like this. A young Madonna was creative and not just another old star trying to look young. One thing is that Madonna was never a classic beauty, but she was a talent. These pictures have been morphed into something that Madonna could never be, and that is why they are so evil. Also aren’t these clothes a little bit too conservative for her.

    • She was a marketing genius, not a talent. The woman cannot sing, but she CAN market herself like no one ever could. She also was a good song writer and had a wonderful feel for what people wnated to dance to and listen to in popular music. I guess that’s a talent, but I wouldn’t say she had musical talent.

  9. devilsrain

    Christ I couldve put the cats head on Madonnas body and made it look more believable than that cleavage.

    Was that done in MS Paint? Ugh

  10. Olivia Munn is see-thru, alright… I can see straight thru to her white bra underneath. Whoopty shit.

    I don’t dislike very many people, but I fucking despise that bitch.

  11. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    Zoro
    Commented on this photo:

    i would bang away

  12. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    Zoro
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d hit it….

  13. Bob

    Damnit, Grandma. Put your damn clothes back on and take your prune juice.

  14. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Man that’s so blown out white you couldn’t see the wrinkles on the ass of an elephant at 5 feet.

  15. Saw madonnas like a virgn vid last sat at this club. My god she was cute as fuck. All the chicks in this post seen better days. Even tisdale wtf dont even let me start

  16. waldo

    Katherine Heigl stopped smoking cigarettes, but not cock. God damn is this one a little whore in the bedroom. Ask anyone in Hollywood, the chick knows how to get a role.

  17. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    yooot
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross not sexy at all

  18. James

    Specific points to look for: cleavage (most obvious), her left arm / armpit, and her left side. Thanks Adobe.

    And seriously, it does look like she’s about to devour that kitten right there. Probably a part of a healthy Kabbala diet regime.

  19. captain america

    after seeing this woman as a hetero sex. YOU MIGHT CONCIDDER TO BE A F*GGOT FROM NOW ON………………..

  20. Joke

    Granny porn.

  21. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    IreneWienne
    Commented on this photo:

    This is just disturbing. Thank goodness the magazine used photoshop.

  22. HackSaw

    This chick is always playing with her pussy.

  23. Meh, she was facially ugly 30 years ago. Never did anyrthing for me. Respect her career but don’t like her looks at all.

  24. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    HLM
    Commented on this photo:

    “No. Wire. HANGERS!!!”

  25. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    HLM
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommy, who was that man and why did he throw a $20 on the dresser?

  26. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    HLM
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she actually looks kind of good here. Black & white (and photoshop) does wonders for her.

  27. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    When I saw that first picture, I literally thought it was Lady Gaga..

  28. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Madonna in this photo?

  29. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    sneakeegrl
    Commented on this photo:

    didn’t she basically already do this photo shoot in the bedtime stories era? Do something different for god’s sake!

  30. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    Brittni
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, hands are the best way to tells someones age. But its going to happen to all of us and there are plenty of uglier hands out there. I think the bitch looks hot and everyone retouches.

  31. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    here’s something she hasn’t done in a while..

  32. Madonna for Dolce & Gabanna
    No, seriously go rough yourself
    Commented on this photo:

    testing

  33. tv

    madonna looks great.

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