Madonna attended the annual Kabbalah Purim party last night dressed like a goth Catholic schoolgirl. Way to ruin that fantasy for me, Madonna. What’s next on your list? Sexy nurses? Naughty meter maids? Lusty garbage ladies with their own personal love dumpster? I should probably stop there.
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Rowan | March 10, 2009 at 10:24 am
FIRST!
She seriously needs to stop it.
koOPa | March 10, 2009 at 10:25 am
She looks like Dakota Fanning xD
Erica | March 10, 2009 at 10:29 am
Ewww honestly…
slipl0c0 | March 10, 2009 at 10:29 am
look its avril laold as fuck.
Jrz | March 10, 2009 at 10:30 am
Damn! What’s up with her big ass moonpie face? fuckin…big round MoonPie head.
????? | March 10, 2009 at 10:31 am
wtf? what is going whit you ?
Marnie | March 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
Not that it makes it any more acceptable to my retinas, but I think she was dressed as Lourdes.
farty mcshitface | March 10, 2009 at 10:33 am
she is awful and still thinks she’s 25. but i guess we better get used to it. she will still be doing this shit when she’s 75- i guarentee it.
Mr. Jones | March 10, 2009 at 10:33 am
Creepy middle-aged dudes who are addicted to japanime porn should be forced to look at these pictures. Instant rehab.
Liz | March 10, 2009 at 10:49 am
No offense to the mentally challenged, but she looks like a retard!
mrrgl | March 10, 2009 at 10:49 am
blahblahblah, we don’t approve of how a celebrity is dressing, blahblahblah.
GET WITH THE F*CKING PROGRAM MADONNA! DIDN”T U GET THE MEMO!?
Particle)Man | March 10, 2009 at 10:50 am
@5 ROFLCOPTER!
But seriously, Madonna. Stop. Please act age appropriate. FOR THE LOVE OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MOSTER! STOP!
Jasmin | March 10, 2009 at 10:52 am
her legs are just discusting:(booo she looks like a man for realz….I think the goverment killed the real madonna many years ago…then copied her DNA….it mutated and grew balls and a vagina….and we have the current day madonna secret goverment cover up scandal….IDFK she looks like a man…thats all I know.
Aaron Hayward | March 10, 2009 at 10:56 am
baaahahahaha, poor thing has lost the plot. Why cant some people age gracefully.
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Dave | March 10, 2009 at 10:58 am
She may be fifty but she looks damn good in those pics and I can only hope my wife would have a body like that when she is fifty.
emily | March 10, 2009 at 10:58 am
yes – she looks awful. but please – show a little cultural respect here. you’re supposed to dress up for Purim parties….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim#Masquerading
crabby old guy | March 10, 2009 at 11:05 am
Geesh – skank queen Madonna pix right after Jessica (I have the thighs of an HFL linebacker) Simpson??? Why? Really. WHY? Isn’t Ashley Judd doing something in public? The hot FBI babe from this season of “24″ isn’t scantily clad somewhere near a camera??? Please. I’m begging you.
You’re killing me fish. You’re KILLING ME.
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Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 10, 2009 at 11:09 am
@16
Madonna should show a little respect for her religion & not dress like an old dirty whore.
Please kill it with fire.
FRIST!!! | March 10, 2009 at 11:12 am
Huh. I was wondering who raided my 13 year old daughter’s closet..
Dave C | March 10, 2009 at 11:17 am
She’s still alive?
cynic72 | March 10, 2009 at 11:20 am
Dear Madonna–
Dammit woman, you’re not Becka from Californication. I’ll be sending you the bill for my new keyboard, as the good folks at the Apple Store tell me that vomit is not covered in the warranty.
Best,
Satan
PS–I’ve torn up the contract. Like a Prayer was a great video, but some souls more trouble than they’re worth.
Dr Phowstus | March 10, 2009 at 11:22 am
So… is she or isn’t she gonna be one of Gwen Stefani’s back up dancers?
#5, that was pretty funny, oh mommy of Jrz.
Iran Forever! | March 10, 2009 at 11:30 am
Yeah, HBO called and the next “Tales from the Crypt” season is filming. They don’t need you. The crypt keeper looks better.
Oh, and Kablahblah? That a fake jew.
Jenny | March 10, 2009 at 11:31 am
I don’t care how rich and famous she is, someone needs to step in and SAY SOMETHING, for the love of all that is good and right in the world. I mean, step in and say something other than, “you can do whatever you want, Madonna, so long as my checks keep clearing.”
Photoshop Police | March 10, 2009 at 11:36 am
Madonna!
You are not a Jew!
No little red string and magic book of Judiasm will change that!
Now stop pretending you’re going to a kosher halloween party!
Jrz | March 10, 2009 at 11:37 am
Why thank you, good doctor.
Mdiz | March 10, 2009 at 11:38 am
Who is the tranny?
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony | March 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
That’s it. Take her kids away.
Does she have kidss?
And, man…fuck Chris Brown!
Delgo | March 10, 2009 at 11:56 am
Someone start a racist argument plz
Dirk | March 10, 2009 at 11:59 am
She’s officially become the “crazy old lady”. Now please hurry up a die.
jonnas | March 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm
this is a costumes party
sahara | March 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm
she’s a fucking nutcase. and people say britney is? hell naw
GuyHolly | March 10, 2009 at 12:19 pm
This is why all baby boomers must die. You people are old!!! No amount of plastic, botox, or dressing like your daughter is going to fool anyone.
Richard McBeef | March 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I hate white people.
jen h | March 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm
She thinks she is the same age as her boyfriend. Men have acted this way for years: convertibles, shorts–20 year old girlfriend.
Barry O | March 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Those aren’t fishnets–they’re her varicose veins.
Courtyardpigeon | March 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Seriously, there are 50 year old women who can pull this off. Madonna is not one of them.
losers | March 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Guys, Seriously…if you didn’t know she was 50 year-old Madonna, you wouldn’t think she looked that bad. PASS THE HATERADE!
jazmin | March 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm
she looks alright and i think she should live her life like she wanna… yall just a bunch of haters.. ya wishin u would look like madonna!
hey madonna u look alright girl dont worry keep on doin ur stuff dnt worry about this haterz! keep on living ur life crazy i know i am!
Ella | March 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@ 39
It doesn’t matter if we know her age. People above the age of 15 should not be wearing this. It’s age inappropriate.
She’s a mother of a 14 year old ( I believe). It’s time for her to understand that this is no longer acceptable, and she should be behaving like the mother she is, and not the twenty year old she wishes she were.
Newcastle | March 10, 2009 at 1:01 pm
LMAO, this is BIG FAIL right here.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Unless this is your school uniform (without fishnets) or you’re trying to look like a whore, this is not normal attire for anyone. She’s going to a costume party? Sure, it’s fun to dress slutty. Wait, it’s a costume party at the Kabbalah Center?
For a Jewish Holiday Celebration? Catholic School Girl here I come. Right, Madonna, knock it off. I get it you’re rich & crazy, please go away & adopt several litters of cats.
Madonna's Hand Veins | March 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm
The bruises are a nice touch. I wonder if Jesus pushed her down the stairs.
losers | March 10, 2009 at 1:17 pm
@ 41
I’ve got some Haterade. Would you like a swig?
GuyHolly | March 10, 2009 at 1:27 pm
You know who would look good in this……………….Madeline Albright.
chupacabra | March 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm
she should have worn this to the party:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Jerusalem_Purim_street_scene.jpg
jonnathan | March 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm
this is ridiculous.this is a costume party???she is not dressing like that everyday.its a party like carnival and halloween.not a sin. she could be dressed like dracula or something.she does this every year.now she is paying tribute to her daugther.,
martiniman | March 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm
by the way she looks hot for a 50 years old mama
melroe | March 10, 2009 at 1:45 pm
people i carnival people dress baby costumes and stuff like that.she is dressing like her daugther.its a funny thing.she knows she is 50.she is paying tribute to her daugther.she doesnt wear that costumes during the week.shut up.u guys are ridiculous insane.u like people like shitney that is a terrible mother