Madonna has confirmed her plans to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, and wants you to know she’s going through the process just like everybody else. And apparently that process includes charging a million dollar school to your gold card then bouncing with a new kid in five days. Who knew? The AP report:
Madonna said Tuesday that she was following standard procedures in her adoption of a Malawian girl, her first response to accusations that that she is using her fame to speed the process.
The pop superstar also took her 3-year-old adopted son, David, to visit the orphanage in Mchinji, a village near the Zambian border, where he once lived. She brought him Monday to meet his biological father for the first time since he left Malawi in 2006.
Wow, so she is trying to adopt. Because we would’ve never figured that one out on our own. Thanks, Sergeant DeathFace of the Obvious Platoon!
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Why the fuck does she look so…….Dutch?
Andrew | March 31, 2009 at 2:19 pm
better question is why does she look so evil??
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Also, who’s the little freak with the mohawk? If I saw her + the kid with the mohawk, I’d be like DENIED.
chair lifts | March 31, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Not really sure of the big deal with all this. Yes, people with fame and fortune dont have to go thru the hoops like us average people. Whats new in Life ??
Though, she is looking pretty rough in these recent pictures !!
mm | March 31, 2009 at 2:21 pm
you can put as much botox as you like, but your hands will give you away you old bitch
Zanna | March 31, 2009 at 2:22 pm
@ JRZ..I dunno..why is she wearing fatigues and army boots when she’s so against war?
She should go adopt someone from here:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/30/2009-03-30_o_no_not_again_oprahs_school_rocked_by_s.html
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Okay…and now, in the second picture….is that Lourdes with the camouphlage scalp? Jesus, she’s raising an army of freaks. RUN, DAVID! RUN….Grab Mercy and haul ass!!!
GuyHolly | March 31, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Fish you prose sucks. You need to let it flow. Find your center. Yank your ying yang. Something to relax you and make you less stupid.
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Afrikaans on Sunday
Whys that making me laugh?
Deacon Jones | March 31, 2009 at 2:28 pm
He rcheek implants make her look like that dude from Big Trouble in Little China that explodes himself.
Zanna | March 31, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Afrikkans on sunday always get me down……
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Afrikaans on Sundays….next thing it’ll be the Dutch Asians on Mondays.
Ali Knievel | March 31, 2009 at 2:36 pm
She’s just collecting more Pokemon for her upcoming Pokemon battle with Angelina and Octo-mom.
Mr. Obvious | March 31, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Do you know why Madonna adopts children from different countries?
At night she drains their lifeforce. She’s using them to keep herself young. It has not been working, so she’s back to “adopting”. She’s still looking for that one child whose lifeforce matches hers.
Zanna | March 31, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@12 – Beats a Dutch Oven on Mondays.
oh mah gad | March 31, 2009 at 2:42 pm
That’s her son Rocco (the one she made, not the one she bought).
Max Planck | March 31, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Double bubble toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Beth | March 31, 2009 at 2:43 pm
For crying out loud, Madonna, if you’re gonna shave any of your kids, obviously you start with Lourdes.
Guy | March 31, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Poor kid doesn’t look to happy to have Madonna as a mom, who can blame him.
Galtacticus | March 31, 2009 at 2:45 pm
What’s she doing there!? Is she making a basket!? Don’t tell me the kid’s name is Moses!
Mr. Jones | March 31, 2009 at 2:46 pm
#14:
I imagine she has a Temple of Doom underneath her mansion, where she keeps these kids chained to rocks. On a full moon she drags one of these kids to the alter, and rips out their heart chanting “Kali-maaaaaa! Kali-maaaaaa!”
Or maybe she appears floating in their window at night, in a fog, while scratching the window “screeeetch screeetch” beckoning them to open the window.
Ang | March 31, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I can’t believe she gave her son the hair style called “1979 Madonna”.
Darth | March 31, 2009 at 2:52 pm
She has sort of the same hairdo as princess Leia ?! Anybody noticed!?
Nero | March 31, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Guys at the airport! Check that red blanket carefully! She might kidnap that kid in it!
CelebrityRuckus | March 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I don’t understand why all of these famous people want to adopt children from 3rd world countries. Do they think by adopting one kid they are doing some good? Its horrible. What about all the kids in America that need adopted?
http://www.celebrityruckus.com
us | March 31, 2009 at 3:00 pm
#25 – we did that yesterday.
Collectors Anonymous | March 31, 2009 at 3:03 pm
For some people, it’s stamps. For others, it’s niglets. The first step is to admit you have a problem.
Rocco Ritchie | March 31, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Thanks for the fucking haircut, Mom. I love walking around with your original bush on my head. Was it really necessary, asshole? I mean, look at my fucking name. Obviously I’m going to be a fashion designer. Don’t fucking rub it in.
Greg | March 31, 2009 at 3:11 pm
This is the new fad buying kids. They got tired of the little toy dogs now it’s kids.
I notice these older women like her and Jennifer Aniston try their best to look young but their hands give them away every time.
in therapy | March 31, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I’d hate to have a wrinkled blue-veined hand on my cock. Again.
My stomach hurts.
Gando | March 31, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Kids and drunkards always speak the truth!
Fluffy Butt | March 31, 2009 at 3:21 pm
She has got to be the ugliest man ever!
Rebecca | March 31, 2009 at 3:42 pm
The only good thing I can say about this whole thing: at least she took David to see his biological father.
niceface | March 31, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Those cheek implants look beyond ridiculous-I have no idea why hollywood is all over these things-It looks like someone took her shoulder pads from the 80′s and shoved em into her f*cking face.
Idontwannamadonna | March 31, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I hate her.
justifiable | March 31, 2009 at 4:15 pm
#33 And he had absolutely no idea who the man was. Obviously no picture of “real Daddy” next to his bed in any of her three homes.
ick. | March 31, 2009 at 4:29 pm
AAAAIIIIIeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
i call 'em as I see 'em | March 31, 2009 at 4:30 pm
#34 hahahahahahah!!!!
justifiable | March 31, 2009 at 4:38 pm
#35 Know what gets me? What sort of mother looks at her three kids, who’ve gone through this divorce, seen her date up a storm, and are now not seeing their father/stepfather on a regular basis and says “Hey, what my kids need now is even more upheaval and change in their lives! Time to adopt!”
farty mcshitface | March 31, 2009 at 4:42 pm
numbers 5&10, you are both so right. madonna’s botoxing can’t hide her awful mummy hands and those cheek implants are so obvious its really pretty creepy. this bitch is so awful and narcissistic, i wish some mishap would befall her like one of her cheek implants fall off balance leaving her even more horrifying than before!!!
Belinda | March 31, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Madonna looks really young in that pic, and almost no makeup!
Belinda's Optometrist | March 31, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Belinda, call my office ASAP.
Bobaloo | March 31, 2009 at 5:53 pm
10, my first thought was she’s starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein, especially in that first photo.
Kelley | March 31, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Her cheek implants are hideous.
Clueless | March 31, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Hey little boy, in the last picture, your mother dresses you funny.
Idontwannamadonna | March 31, 2009 at 8:05 pm
#39- I know! Not to mention that it’s only been a couple of months since all of that-
You know, I think there is really no high falutin reason that Madonna doesn’t want her kids to read newspapers, go on the internet, or watch television. It’s not for their benefit, it’s so they can’t know enough to question her judgement.
Those poor kids- they should be taking them away, not giving her more.
I hate her.
Idontwannamadonna | March 31, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Oh, and #43, you are correct, sir.
Amy Winehouse | March 31, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Why is Madonna trying to copy my photogenic skills in that first pic?
uglysexy | March 31, 2009 at 10:08 pm
she’s like an octomom by proxy ;p
Missystar | March 31, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Since this bony old twat never does anything for anyone but herself, I’ll have to agree on the whole sucking out their youth and bathing in their innocent blood theory you guys came up with.