Showing remarkable resilience by not shattering into a cloud of dust after being thrown off a horse, Madonna will be back in the gym tomorrow, according to Us Magazine:
“She’s going to be fine. She fell on her butt,” her trainer Tracy Anderson told Usmagazine.com Monday at Cookie Magazine’s Smart Cookie Awards in NYC. “She’s fine.”
How fine?
“We’re going to train tomorrow,” she told Us.
When it comes to working out, “We have our set training,” Anderson said. “She’s like a professional athlete. She can’t mess around with her training. I mean, she has to be able to perform in front of 70,000 people who are sucking the life out of her, and she’s singing and dancing. There are no shortcuts when you’re training in that way.”
Wait wait wait. Madonna has a butt? …. Where? Is it in the car? Or does it appear in the claws of a flying griffin during a full moon? I bet it’s the last one.
how did the superficial writer not comment on this: “who are sucking the life out of her”… of course, it’d be the other way around, no?
Didn’t she get thrown off a horse a few years ago? Doesn’t she realize she’s tried this publicity trick already? or…..maybe the equines are on to something….yeah……maybe the horses of the world have decided to take matters into their own hands and do what humanity is too afraid to do….rid the world of Madonna.
Thought her gristle was all from yoga and not the gym….. she’s so full of it. You ain’t gettin’ guns like hers unless there’s some serious muscle conditioning involved.
Madonna and Lindsay Lohan are huge supporters of gay marriage.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
watch madonnna land on a snake next time
Horses spook easily around the undead..
What the FUCK kind of getup is the bitch wearing?? Kinda like a horse jockey meth queen. Eew.
she looks like she peed her pants with whatever the hell she is wearing.
Best part: the horse’s name is “Mercy.”
Fish her butts right there under that hat, duh.
“…70,000 people who are sucking the life out of her…”
so THAT’S where it went!!
Recently I found a hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.
Oohh. number 11. Double frist?
nah, only a stake through the heart would turn her to dust…
She looks like Mr. Burns from “the Simpsons.”
Nice way to refer to her fans. Rather than calling them “70,000 people who are sucking the life out of her”, perhaps they should be referred to as “70,000 morons throwing away their money on overpriced tickets so that Madonna can live a privileged lifestyle they can never hope to attain.”
This is the second time a horse has thrown her…..apparently horses are EXCELLENT judges of character.
Ugh–”sucking the life out of her”? How about paying for her opulent lifestyle? What an ungrateful bitch!
Boo! Aren’t there other pics?
She must be very careful the first time when she starts to work-out. . . Boo!
*Shudder* I would check first for the boogeyman in the gym!
Maybe her trainer is wearing tomorrow a halloween mask? Or maybe he doesn’t need the mask?
Wow, she has feet that Sideshow Bob would be proud of.
you wanna see a desperate american celeb?
GO TO THE GYM TOMORROW & HAVE A DAY OF FUN!!
Boo! How about running like Road Runner in the gym?
I wish those 70,000 people would suck harder and finish her off……..
Poor, poor Madonna -no matter how hard she tries to be relevant, she’s just a few years away from replacing Bette Midler in Vegas.
She needs a stylist cause Madonna clearly has really bad taste in clothes.
Excuse me, Sauron #20, Madonna does NOT work-out!
She TRAINS!
Got it? Now read the article again so you don’t forget!
She TRAINS!
Jesus.
If she’s falling off that much doing nothing nothing….she needs…
1-a BOMBPROOF horse
2-A REAL COACH/TRAINER to teach her how to ride and stay balanced
3-Stay OFF horses!
When someone falls off for a reason as was claimed….there are issues with the riding, not the horse and nothing around the horse. Learn to ride if you’re going to go out there in the open (not a control riding ring) and act like there’s no fault to the rider. If a “professional” doesn’t tell you these things….you’re paying them for NOTHING!
You ‘do not like getting his guns unless there is some serious muscle conditioning involved.