Madonna wants to get pregnant

January 20th, 2010 // 101 Comments

Somehow I missed this one: Apparently Madonna wants to get knocked up by her Chippendale’s version of Go! Diego! Go!, according to The Sun:

The Queen of Pop – who already has four kids – has consulted doctors about conceiving another child at the age of 51, pals said.
Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge’s age, has told her that becoming a father would be “his greatest adventure”.
She is said to have agreed he would make a “fantastic dad” and told friends: “I have endless love in my heart for another child.”

I don’t know who these doctors are, but they should probably tell Madonna the only thing coming out of her womb is dust and Armageddon on the wings of a Griffin. Not a good idea to get her hopes up unless you thought Haiti looked like fun. Trust me.

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  1. Anon

    Oh god, why?

  2. The 'A' Man

    First!!! and Oh, Hell No!!! is she bored with adoptions???

  3. La Manchuba

    Okay, why is it that when “friends” are quoted in these stories they always sound like bits from bad melodramas? Can anyone seriously imagine Madonna saying something as cheesy as “I have endless love in my heart for another child?”

  4. Rodham

    The pictures alone could be worth a few million and think of the free publicity.

    Never mind the kid, what about that cash!

  5. Father Time

    Although the elderly woman may have endless love in her heart, her uterus does not endlessly produce viable eggs. Women who have children past their late 30′s are either ignorant or self gratifying grannies clinging to the illusion that life is not short and that they can somehow restore their viability with just one more child.
    Life is very short Madonna and although you have pumped yourself up in the gym and have had innumerable plastic surgeries performed to hide the ravages of time, you will not escape the pain and suffering of being old.
    Do not do this!

  6. HelpHaiti

    why don’t she adopt some Haitian kids, huh? oh, I see, they’re not as exotic as some nig form africa

  7. can the undead procreate???? just curious.

  8. Steve

    He has his own name tattooed on his back.

  9. havoc

    She’s not having children.

    She’s producing minions……

    .

  10. LOUWHO??

    When did she get another one? She only has 3 they never gave her custody of the little Malawian girl.

  11. superfacial

    Madonna and Brazilian Jesus to have baby. Hahaha!

  12. Big Fan

    I have to say Madonna is lookin good. Her daughter looks like she’ll be an attractive girl in the future as well.

  13. Erica

    #8 I’m still processing this too.

  14. elle

    he really does look like Diego…. :)

  15. HoDonna

    I really don’t think her new boy-toy is that sexy. He has scary eyes. I guess some men will do anyone for a little money/fame.

  16. just sayin'

    Madonna better becareful, Jesus might fancy that hottie of a daughter!

  17. God of Thunder

    If you look at his pictures. 1 eye is differently alighned and shaped as the other and in his future he is a strong candidate to have, and probably will, have gynecomastia.

  18. Mimsey

    Unless she’s the Second Coming of Abraham’s wife, Sara, she shouldn’t be having another baby at her age.

  19. fixxxer

    if their child is born towards 2012 then it all makes sense..

  20. GTO

    Who is gonna fall on this old-timey grenade?

  21. RU Kidding?

    What in THE HELL is this faggot wearing? HAHAHAHA….What does he have pencils and crayons in those little fag pouches?

  22. Sebastian

    I thought she was convert to jew, why she wear it the cross now?

  23. kingofbeer

    Arm covers, good move +1 Madonna.

  24. MarkM

    Madonna and Jesus want to have a kid? Who are we to stand in the way of that?!

  25. Pam

    “Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge’s age, has told her that becoming a father would be “his greatest adventure”.

    his Greatest adventure hey, that line would sound fantastic if it didn’t come from a peter pan move,

    A-thank you

  26. Pam

    “Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge’s age, has told her that becoming a father would be “his greatest adventure”.

    his Greatest adventure hey, that line would sound fantastic if it didn’t come from a peter pan movie,

    A-thank you

  27. Didn’t she complete her set of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse with that last kid?

  28. Heather

    “MADONNA” wants kids with “JESUS”.
    Everyone realizes that Madonna is the name for Jesus’ (you know, the big JC) MOM. Bahahaha. This is wrong on so many levels.

  29. Savalas

    Sorry, Madonna. You’re too old. Your womb is as barren as the Sahara.

  30. 51 years old – give it a rest

    Take care of the ones you have now

  31. alexreager

    For fucks sake, when does this nasty ego maniac become irrelevant already? I’m sick of looking at her face.

  32. moose

    Who the hell tattoos their own name on their back?

  33. yuki

    im sure all of brazillian jesus’s sperm packed up and left town when madonna first started hangin around brazillian jesus.

  34. 51 years old – give it a rest

    Take care of the ones you have now

  35. 51 years old – give it a rest

    Take care of the ones you have now

  36. #5: eggs aren’t produced by the uterus but never mind that. If Madonna wants to become pregnant, medical technology will provide the means. And guess what!!! She’ll have twins like so many other over-the-hill celebutards who opted for parenthood in middle age. And she’ll deliver them by scheduled c-section at the 7-and-a-half-month point to minimize stretch marks.
    How selfish is that?

  37. Kangaroo

    She kinda looks like that Rachael Maddow dude in drag.

  38. Roxi

    Its much easier if he and her daughter lourdes (couple of years ahead) give her a grandchild dont you think? lol

  39. Brit Boys Are Hot

    Hey, Father Time, my mother was 43 when I was born. I’m insulted by your ignorance and delusions.

  40. Brit Boys Are Hot

    Hey, Father Time, my mother was 43 when I was born. I’m insulted by your ignorance and delusions.

  41. Hamlover

    Why does this horrible woman have to wear opera gloves? >:( It’s my goddamn kryptonite.
    Why can’t younger hotter women pull that shit. Kill me.

  42. Heidi take note

    As far as her face goes, I’m shocked how really good she looks for her age. Her plastic surgeon makes her look like herself, just younger, something apparently beyond most of them.

  43. Giorgio!

    Well you have to admit, surgery or no surgery she looks f. amazing for her age. What is she a vampire! Doesn’t she fucking age! Look at her body damn!

  44. Father Time

    Having a child over the age of 40 denotes ignorance of the parents. Always. The health risk to the children are monumental.
    #40 you are not at all fine, you are British and the only hot thing about you is the fever in your mouth from your rotting teeth.
    Wanting to have a child 11 years past the age of 40 illustrates this hag’s sense of false youth. Plastic surgery does not truly make one look younger, only like they have had surgery. You can’t hide aging other than in photoshopping.

    I am always pursuing you to the grave. I am waiting for you. Every day you deteriorate a little more than the day before. Your children grow up so fast! And to think that it was only a series of yesterdays ago that you and your mate were young and in love! Now you are aged and waiting to die.

    Death.

  45. What a cold calculating bitch

    This isn’t about the joy of having a baby. This is all about mawhorea wanting to make an arrogant, self serving statement that “I can do whatever I want, whenever I want”. This woman is a cold, calculating, ultra-competitive manipulator; she does NOTHING without analyzing it first to see how she can turn it to her best advantage & get the most publicity; she’s the original attention whore. I’m sure, if her kept boy toy Jesus knocks her up, she’ll try to set a record for the most amount of money paid for magazine front cover pics…

  46. Disgusting

    She is such a HORSE FACED BUFFOON…

  47. Those young hot chicks behind him don’t seem too interested in him. He’s just another stupid metrosexual.

  48. anonymoose

    when will she see that the dark roots, dark eyeliner and pink lipstick makes her look older?

    it is hard to see a control freak resist aging gracefully.

    those seat cushions stuffed in her cheeks look hard as rocks.

  49. PebsUK

    She needs the stem cells for future proofing her career.

  50. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    She looks more and more drag-ish by the day.

    I could easily see this Jesus douche starting to make the moves on Lourdes, when she’s of legal age of course…..he would if he was smart, Lourdes will be the cash cow once Madollar kicks the bucket…

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