Madonna begged Jose Canseco to hit a home-run in her uterus

July 10th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Apparently Madonna has a thing for married baseball players. Jose Canseco has thrown his hat into the A-Rod fiasco by recounting the time Madonna begged him to knock her up in 1991. Us Weekly reports:

“She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child,” he tells Us.
Canseco recalls: “We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, ‘What would you do if I kissed you?’ and then sat on my lap and kissed me.”
Madonna even offered to support him if he split with his wife. “She said, ‘I have lots of money. Don’t worry about that,’” Canseco tells Us.

Does anyone else get the impression Madonna is trying to pull an expansion team out of her vagina? Otherwise, I have no freaking clue.


  1. shar

    Lucky for Madonna, he didn’t. What a loser he ended up being.
    I would love to know the age of some people writing on this board,
    12-13, playing on the computer in the bedrooms because the language is definitely not adults. When you can not write properly, you resort to profanity.

  2. tralfaz

    I’m no Canseco fan, but to all those who are calling him a liar, didn’t a whole lot of the stuff he said about steroids in baseball turn out to be true? Not that he isn’t a money- and fame-grubbing douchebag, just sayin …

  3. Britney's Nappy Weave

    Why the F did Steven Tyler dye his hair blonde???

  4. BillyBob

    Madonna want the whole world to knock her up, Denis Rodman, Jose Canseco, probably A Rod too, she should work for amnesty international.

  5. j ce

    Looks like Madonna’s yearning for man arms and a dark skinned child have been a long time in the making. Watch her video of “Cherish,” where she flexes her arms proudly and dances around in/near the ocean with a dark-skinned male child. Mermaid child, mind you. I hope she doesn’t have little David a fishtail surgically attached.

  6. To me, Madonna has seemed sad, desperate and confused since the 90′s sometime. She looks spaced out in her videos, like she’s completely unsure of herself. Looks like she’s just going through the motions, and not doing a very good job of it.

    #14 – You’re not crazy, they’re the ones that are crazy.

  7. PR

    Madonna can get anyone she wants.

  8. christophercuts

    Cant this whore just go down in a plane crash.We’ve all endured enough.

  9. christophercuts

    Cant this whore just go down in a plane crash.We’ve all endured enough.

  10. christophercuts

    Cant this whore just go down in a plane crash.We’ve all endured enough.

  11. This whole post is so bush league.

  12. Chupacabra

    Bush league, I agree, but what’s worse, is this is true. Jose is an opportunist, we all know that, but seriously, this is the truth.

    She couldn’t have him, so she found another Cuban dancer to do her vagina’s bidding. I mean, I’m half Cuban, and I totally see where we are sexy motherfuckers, ya know? I’d want to fuck a Cuban, and have babies with them too, but my mom always said, stay away from Cuban men, they aint nuthin but trouble.

    Aye papi!

  13. L

    what a scanky whore – she needs to lay of the steroids – she’s starting to look like an old witch

  14. L

    what a scanky whore – she needs to lay of the steroids – she’s starting to look like an old witch

  15. Mike

    Gross now? Since when did he not look like a jerk? It was part of his persona, I bet every red blooded woman in this country wanted him back in 1986-1990. All women want abusers and jerks. I doubt anything has changed about that, probably has drovees of women lined up ready to marry him right now, here in 2010.

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