Apparently Madonna has a thing for married baseball players. Jose Canseco has thrown his hat into the A-Rod fiasco by recounting the time Madonna begged him to knock her up in 1991. Us Weekly reports:
“She wanted to get married and have a child with me — she wanted a Cuban child,” he tells Us.
Canseco recalls: “We went downstairs [at her house in the Hollywood Hills] and she came over and said, ‘What would you do if I kissed you?’ and then sat on my lap and kissed me.”
Madonna even offered to support him if he split with his wife. “She said, ‘I have lots of money. Don’t worry about that,’” Canseco tells Us.
Does anyone else get the impression Madonna is trying to pull an expansion team out of her vagina? Otherwise, I have no freaking clue.
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Britney | July 10, 2008 at 4:26 pm
CUNT you firsts!
sillysalamander | July 10, 2008 at 4:27 pm
FIRST, THUNDER-CUNTS!!!!
Booooyah!!!
Sam | July 10, 2008 at 4:27 pm
So THAT’S who turned her onto ‘roids!
mixedmartialartvideos.com | July 10, 2008 at 4:28 pm
thats old news from his 1st Juiced book…
Eric | July 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm
When she got off his lap he noticed there was some greenish-yellow discharge on his pants…and his wallet was missing.
http://www.funderoos.com | July 10, 2008 at 4:31 pm
that’s old news from his first juice box…
sillysalamander | July 10, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I think we can pull more than just an entire expansion team out of Madonna’s vagina, I think we can pull an entire town out of her stank-ass twat!!
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Poor Conseco, all trying to get attention….first The Surreal Life, now this…..
GinaRae | July 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Madonna has always had a thing for Latin, cuban, and Spanish men. It’s been well documented. How she ended marrying white ass Guy is beyond me. If they got even a semi-tan she wants them to knock her up. Can’t take the ghetto out of Madge with all her money can you?
Old Man's Balls | July 10, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Madonna has a thing for muds . . . Whoops! I can’t say muds; it makes veggi upset!
Well, you know, groids, shitskins, yard apes, porch monkeys . . .
Sportsdvl | July 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Poor Madonna, I’m sure she is interested in steroid abusers who’s penises have shriveled up.
Wow, #1 & #2 are double douches! Congrats!
Blog Envy Is The New Black | July 10, 2008 at 4:42 pm
”She wanted a Cuban child”…
What the hell?
M. Lewinski | July 10, 2008 at 4:44 pm
All I wanted was a Cuban.
Mike | July 10, 2008 at 4:47 pm
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.
Guy | July 10, 2008 at 4:49 pm
All I wanted was for her to die already.
havoc | July 10, 2008 at 4:49 pm
JOSE CANSECO IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
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havoc | July 10, 2008 at 4:50 pm
JOSE CANSECO IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
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Barry Bonds | July 10, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I AGREE!
Rafael Palmero | July 10, 2008 at 4:52 pm
ME TOO!
Roger Clemens | July 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm
ME umm…one…two…THREE!
Say, does anybody have the phone number of that 13-year-old singer who might be Michael Lohan’s daughter…? I’d like to “support” her…
thecolombian | July 10, 2008 at 4:54 pm
god damn leave it up to jose canseco to pop up any time a baseball related incident is in the news.
FRIST!!! | July 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm
#9 I think she just likes accents. Remember the 80′s when she did that stupid overly strong Bronx or whatever accent, and now she has a British(ish) accent, she was hoping for a Spanish accent, but she couldn’t get one.
All she got was a Pepsi..
havoc | July 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm
They should deport that piece of cuban dog shit. He fucked a lot of things up for a lot of people.
I say waterboard that motherfucker at Gitmo….
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moneil | July 10, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Ew! Conseco is so gross. He just looks like a jerk now, whether its true or not. If you love celebrity gossip, play the newest celebrity trivia at http://www.kwanzoo.com!
Matthew | July 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm
madonna before she spoke in her fake british accent
Marie | July 10, 2008 at 5:37 pm
What the fuck is up with her arms? It looks like she’s trying to smuggle baggies of drugs in there. Yuck.
Kim Lardassian | July 10, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Hispanics are trash, this story proves it.
latty | July 10, 2008 at 6:01 pm
blech! who would admit to kissing madonna? britney spears did and look where it got HER…..
kiss of death? maybe…. maybe….
I also feel that I must comment on her sick chicken wing arms.
grobpilot | July 10, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Remember the alien from the “Alien” movie? Her arms look kind of like that. Oh, and her snatch drips acid.
Jamie's Uterus | July 10, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Everyone knows Madonna like to fuck Latin guys. Back in the day, rumor was that she drove around NYC in a limo and would pull them in off the street, fuck her, then she’d kick them out.
PunkA | July 10, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Canseco is about as reliable as the devil. The dude mixes his truths with many lies and the real problem is that you never when when the bastard is telling the truth. Not sure even he knows anymore, he is so full of shit. Plus, he has a rela boner for A-Rod, is trying to get him in trouble all the time, delighting in his divorce, and is now trying to 1-up him on Madonna. Canseco is a piece of human trash. Total dirtbag.
fightingfrodo | July 10, 2008 at 7:12 pm
punkA- aren’t u a bit baffled by the fact that arod looks MUCH bigger than he did when he started in the league? he’s like barry bonds jr only a yankee, which makes him that much more of a douche
dementa | July 10, 2008 at 7:19 pm
If such is the truth, it can only be a matter of days before she steals Je-Lo’s Skeletor.
Jim | July 10, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Her arms are very disturbing. I don’t care what the rest of her look like. She is horrid looking.
devilsrain | July 10, 2008 at 10:05 pm
She reminds me of carrot top, every time you see her shes more ripped. Lay off the juice psycho.
Julia | July 10, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Jose Canseco has taken an enormous amount of steroids by his own admission. He has consistently lied about events he has recounted in the past. He is, however, still searching for ways to remain remotely relevant.
Although I am no fan of Madonna (and haven’t been in about 20 years), I wouldn’t trust anything Mr. Canseco would say about Madonna or any other woman he swears wanted to bed him….
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | July 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm
What happens when Canseco (who has lied repeatedly) and Madonna (who is known for whoring around) get in a war of words?
I don’t know, but the world is full of whores. You’ll never run out of them, male or female.
hausfrau | July 10, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Her arms are disgusting.
Vas Deferens | July 11, 2008 at 12:03 am
Jose Canseco: Founding Member of the 40/40 Club.
You should all line up and eat Canseco’s peanut-filled, wet, smelly shit logs.
Don’t forget two-time World Series champ, bitches.
Oaktown!
Peace out
gnipgnop | July 11, 2008 at 1:46 am
I so want to rip into her beef jerky hide!!!
menotrouble | July 11, 2008 at 3:28 am
1991! what a coward to delive this story now.
likes to play it safe, eh?
this guy lacks style, decency and dignity.
menotrouble | July 11, 2008 at 3:28 am
1991! what a coward to deliver this story now.
likes to play it safe, eh?
this guy lacks style, decency and dignity.
AC | July 11, 2008 at 3:54 am
She’s so hot and pretty. Seems she is also on interracial dating service ~~~~~b l a c k ce ntury.com. I saw some pics looks like her very much at that club. I will double check it :)
Stowe | July 11, 2008 at 4:47 am
I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
If Thy Eye Be Single Jones | July 11, 2008 at 6:27 am
I think Madonna’s sidleline is writing Soap Operas. All those attention whores are pathetic. All Britney has to do is drive to a Starbucks (or a gas station) and she’s got them all beat. Hell will freeze over before Madonna has the balls to shave her head and beat a TMZ paps car with an umbrella.
Captain Jack Sparrow | July 11, 2008 at 7:46 am
This would make a great porn flick and solve all the worlds economic issues.
Casting would consist of:
Old lady sex = Medusa
Taco Bell Brit = Shitney
ARod = Batter up
Jose = that little dick dude
ARods soon to be ex = director
On second thought – no thanks.
meeatu | July 11, 2008 at 8:06 am
crazy bitch
she rape him !!!!!!!!!!!
Grunion | July 11, 2008 at 8:13 am
Pretty sure The Devil rays, sorry Rays, already came from Madonnas vag.
FCS | July 11, 2008 at 8:14 am
What a vision of feminity
gerard Vandenberg | July 11, 2008 at 8:17 am
WHAT ABOUT HER ANUS?